tent163phantoka Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 this is a topic for corny/cheesy/annoying/obnoxious commercials and ads. Some I've experienced: That Cheerios commercial with the little girl that says "That's for babies."any e-trade commercialany e-surance commercial currently airing.most infomercials. Quote My Library! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 (edited) "GO COMPAAAAARE! GO COMPAAAAAARE!"I think I speak for every British user (Who dislike him) when I say, "Go. To. Karzahni." Edited March 10, 2012 by The Wretched Automaton Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tent163phantoka Posted March 10, 2012 Author Share Posted March 10, 2012 (edited) "GO COMPAAAAARE! GO COMPAAAAAARE!"I think I speak for every British user (Who dislike him) when I say, "Go. To. Karzahni."Just saw it on an unmentionable site, and must agree. I also remembered another one:JG Wentworth, which I have a similar reaction to. Edited March 10, 2012 by tent163phantoka Quote My Library! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transcendence Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 I always find those commercials for detergents hi-laaaa-rious. Every time those kids mess up what they're wearing, the mother just smiles and just "I love it when my kids ***** up and I have to clean up after them!". It's like, no one I know would react like that. They'd be like "Jesus, can't you go 5 minutes without doing something stupid?! I could swear you were adopted". I'm a very patient person and I always make sure I'm not mad around children, because I think it's highly unethical to intimidate children, so I would probably react just like the women in the commercials, but I find it highly unlikely that other people do the same. Also, why is it that women always are shown cleaning up in those commercials? What, men don't help out at home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Vonn Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 (edited) P-P-P-P-POWEROld Spice is amazing.Oh, is this only for bad ones. Edited March 11, 2012 by ~JC~ Quote 3DS: 3711-9364-3152 PSN: AidecVoros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 One word.SHOEDINI! Quote I occasionally return to BZP for a nostalgic trip back. Hit me up on discord if you need anything. BZPRPG Characters that I will possibly revive, Mons-Shajs-Tarotrix-Aryll Vudigg-Jorruk Yokin-Senavysh Angavur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-D-D-Ddude Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Everything GoDaddy has ever made ever. Quote Generation reeeeeeeeeeeee: If you see this, don't copy it into your signature. Get off your computer. Go outside! Go for a walk! Appreciate the beauty of the world while you're young and energetic and full of unwarranted enthusiasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Anyone remember those HeadOn commercials from a while back?HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead.HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead.HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHTrilogy Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 "GO COMPAAAAARE! GO COMPAAAAAARE!"I think I speak for every British user (Who dislike him) when I say, "Go. To. Karzahni."Me old teacher enforced a blanket ban on any mention of him! Quote ~ CHTrilogy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulpelibrorum Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Sham-Wow. Quite possibly the most obnoxious commercial of the 21st century. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Zaz Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Those old Pepsi commercials with the little white girl were pretty bad.Anything PETA does is unwatchable.Madea. Don't even get me started. Quote Thank you, BZPower staff. In the past, I wish I showed more appreciation for all that you do. From one Bionicle fan to another, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Vonn Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Sham-Wow. Quite possibly the most obnoxious commercial of the 21st century.You need to leave.Now. Quote 3DS: 3711-9364-3152 PSN: AidecVoros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuile the Paracosmic Tulpa Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 (edited) Commercials? You mean, in these days of tivo, people still watch those?Sincerely, Nuile: Lunatic Wordsmith Edited March 15, 2012 by Nuile: Lunatic Wordsmith Quote When I know I can't live without a pen and paper, when I know writing is as necessary to me as breathing . . . I know I am ready to start my voyage. A Musing Author . . . Want to read my books? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fire Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 -You know that Geico pig commercial? Well, if that little piggy went "WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" one more time, that little piggy would've paid a visit to the breakfast table.-JG Wentworth. Every time I hear this commercial, it makes me I wish I was deaf.-That commercial on Adult Swim that goes "I like cheese" for twenty minutes. Again, it makes me wish I was deaf. Quote Soon to come: Star Wars 7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dotcom Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 (edited) I watch a lot of reruns and shows in CN and Boomerang and such, but I usually record them because of reasons, and I am able to avoid commercials. However, I will sometimes be able to catch the show, which means I have to sit through them. And there's this one commercial in particular, I think it's for Lunchables? It's about this kid who puts the stupid Peanut Butter Jelly Time song through the speakers at school and then is lauded as a hero by everybody. I have this IMMENSE AND IRRATIONAL HATRED for this commercial. I don't even get why. I just hate hate hate it with all of my being and it makes me want to shoot something, usually myself.Uh.. yeah. Edited March 15, 2012 by dotcom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Anything e-trade. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Serperior Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Anyone remember those HeadOn commercials from a while back?HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead.HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead.HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead.I remember back when that commercial was viral, CN spoofed it with a Dracula puppet with a voiceover describing The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure. Quote The Old King is dead long live the KingDragon types will rulePM me if you have Pokemon White92% of teens have moved onto rap. If you are of the remaining 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorahk1Panrahk2 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 I've gotten to a point where I mute any and all commercials for Old Navy. I really don't see how the marketing for those clothes could be worse.Also that car commercial where the characters are playing the game 'Life'. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 All toy commercials for toddler toys or dolls, all money-related (insurance, business, etc) and political commercials, all "cute" videogame commercials...basically any commercial that doesn't meet the standards of a Bionicle Mini Movie, AT THE VERY KARZING LEAST. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pantera Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 The insurance commercials with that woman "Flow" in it.HOW CAN ANYONE BE THAT HAPPY?!?She's annoying, and so are the commercials!"Squirell family reunion, someone stole the nuts, squirell jail, JUSTICE!"RAAAAH! Quote Led Zeppelin? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laughing Man Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 I have a structured settlement and I need cash now.CALL J.G WENTWORTH!877-CASH-NOW!I have an annuity but I need cash now.CALL J.G WENTWORTH!877-CASH-NOW!877-CASH-NOW!They've helped thousands, they'll help you too!One lump sum of cash they will pay to you.If you get long-term payments but you need cash now.CALL J.G WENTWORTH!877-CASH-NOW!877-CASH-NOW!877-CASH-NOW!877-CASH-NOW!"It's your money, use it when you need it!"CALL J.G WENTWORTH!877-CASH-NOW!CALL NOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadow pridak money gang Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 ^ HahahahahaNo, but seriously. Every time I see a Chrysler commercial, it makes me want to legitimately hit something.-Teezy Quote ＳＡＹ ＩＴ ＯＮＥ ＭＯＲＥ ＴＩＭＥ ＴＥＬＬ ＭＥ ＷＨＡＴ ＩＳ ＯＮ ＹＯＵＲ ＭＩＮＤ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peach 00 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Is "Every single commercial on TV" a legitimate answer? Quote On the day the wall came down / They threw the locks onto the ground And with glasses high / We raised a cry / For freedom had arrived On the day the wall came down / The ship of fools had finally run aground Promises lit up the night / Like paper doves in flight I dreamed you had left my side / No warmth, not even pride remained And even though you needed me / It was clear that I could not do a thing for you Now life devalues day by day / As friends and neighbors turn away And there's a change that even with regret / Cannot be undone Now frontiers shift like desert sands / While nations wash their bloodied hands Of loyalty, of history / In shades of grey I woke to the sound of drums / The music played, the morning sun streamed in I turned and I looked at you / And all but the bitter residues slipped away slipped away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 "Its my money, and i need it NOW!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Is "Every single commercial on TV" a legitimate answer? Yes, yes it is. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLuke Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 ^ We're are in complete agreement here. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUFan! Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 The car commercial where the family sings Crazy Train. The version of that song makes my ears bleed.Lets Go Mountaineers! Quote lol i not know how to astronaut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xomeron Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 HI! BILLY MAYS HERE... Quote That being said, thag thag thaggity thag thagness.-Rover "A memo was sent to Astaria asking if it would at all be possible to make a flying goat.""The Astarians responded that making a goat fly would be trivial; making it land safely would be another matter entirely." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Vonn Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 HI! BILLY MAYS HERE...D:you monsterWhat's with the infomercial hate. ]: Quote 3DS: 3711-9364-3152 PSN: AidecVoros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pantera Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 The car commercial where the family sings Crazy Train. The version of that song makes my ears bleed.Lets Go Mountaineers!Some prep girls in Chorus bust out doin' that.I almost burst with rage because they don't even know the REAL. SONG.See how I'm always angry for no reason? Quote Led Zeppelin? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Shoes, insurance, and cereal commercials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 HeadON, apply directly to the forehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 HeadON, apply directly to the forehead.I agree 150%. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewa97 Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Is "Every single commercial on TV" a legitimate answer? Totally agree with you there. Only the really funny ones are worth watching. Like the Geico commercial when he talks with a Chicago-an accent. "Gah Bears!" Quote [center][size=8][color=#000080]ACTIVATE AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!![/color][/size][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pantera Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 It's actually "Dah (The) Bears."I know because I accidentally put subtitles on my bedroom TV and I can't turn them off. Quote Led Zeppelin? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xomeron Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Can switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance?Are you reading this in that guy's voice? Quote That being said, thag thag thaggity thag thagness.-Rover "A memo was sent to Astaria asking if it would at all be possible to make a flying goat.""The Astarians responded that making a goat fly would be trivial; making it land safely would be another matter entirely." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Valjean Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 The most obnixious, at the moment, are essentially all online ads that say something along these lines:Language teachers HATE him (see how you can learn a new language in just 10 days)Dermatologists HATE her (see this mother's secret for changing her face)Chiropracters HATE her (see how you can feel good at all times)Muscle builders HATE him (see the secret formula for gaining muscles fast)Weight losers HATE him (see doctor's secret for loosing weight fast)You get the general idea? Please, someone tell me that the only HATE going on is the animosity you feel toward this stupid advertising formula.Your Honor,Emperor Kraggh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athmos Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 @Kraggh: The same. It's the most ridiculous thing!ON TOPIC: All of them except Billy Mays. Billy Mays is a god. I have extreme hate for Old Navy, Progressive, E-Trade, Banks, Food, TV Shows and most trailers. Quote WIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 I laugh every time I see an ad for some cleaning detergent "that's so strong, it's Chuck Norris approved."=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballom Nom Nom Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 With the exception of the Dos Equis ads, almost all commercials are obnoxious.~B~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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