Voxumo Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 granted you get shampoo from Ranma 1/2I wish that i could understand the mysteries of the makutaverse and the space time continuum Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 (edited) Granted, but you take a arrow to the knee, now you can't walk.I wish i haden't for got to put a wish here. Edited January 21, 2012 by My Little Taku Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Granted, but your wish takes an arrow to the knee and has to retire to a more settled life.I wish I had... green hair! 8D Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Granted, baby barf green!I wish my wish's knee would heal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Granted. It explodes after healing.I wish I had a Chocobo. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakaru Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 (edited) Granted. Best Thanksgiving dinner ever.I wish that the comedy forum was filled with experienced writers who are actually funny. Edited January 21, 2012 by Kakaru Quote 「どこに行けばいいんだ・・・」「タ・コロ村はもうおしまいだ・・・」タ・コロ村の村人達 hey it's Studio Comic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 granted but a war breaks out to decide who is the best comedy writerI wish i knew what was so great about halo Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Granted. You see the greatness of a first-person shooter that justifies why your character can heal so easily by having the Master Chief be a supersoldier, unlike the regular soldiers of other first-person shooters. This leads to you loving the game, and you die from starvation as you continue to play it nonstop.I wish for the world to explode. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 granted but it implodesI wish i could control the powers of flus and viruses Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Granted, but you have gained all the diseases known to man (and some only to dolphins) in the process.I wish people weren't so judgmental Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Granted. However, they also become less judgemental of terrorists, murderers, and other scum, who continue to put forth their vileness.I wish that I could control fire, and would never set anything on fire unless I wanted to. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Granted; but your power over fire goes to your head, and you become psychotic, setting everything on fire for no reason except that you want to.I wish I was fire-proof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Granted. however you failed to pay your taxes on time and the goverment repossed your fire-proof wish.I wish I could time travel. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakaru Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Granted. You can only go forward in time.I wish I would stop stabbing myself with a pencil every time I reach into my pockets. Quote 「どこに行けばいいんだ・・・」「タ・コロ村はもうおしまいだ・・・」タ・コロ村の村人達 hey it's Studio Comic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Granted, someone steals your wallet and your pencil.I wish I had a cherrychanga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Granted. Deadpool steals it.I wish I could meet Deadpool (and not have him kill me, cause me bodily/mental harm, put me in a coma, stuff my face full of meatloaf, or have me end up in an embarrassing situation most likely involving a fishing rod, two bears, and an XBOX.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Granted. You end up in an embarrassing situation involving a fishing net, three tigers and a PS3I wish I would exercise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Granted. You learn Archery and take an arrow to the knee.I wish I didn't corrupt that wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Granted. You would have corrupted that wish, but you took an arrow to the knee you were too busy with that giant snake right behind you. Yeah, have fun with that.I wish I had a bubble. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakaru Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 *Obvious joke is obvious.*It's a spit bubble.I wish I was happy and content with life. Quote 「どこに行けばいいんだ・・・」「タ・コロ村はもうおしまいだ・・・」タ・コロ村の村人達 hey it's Studio Comic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 -Tautology club is Tautology club-Granted. You are so happy and content with life that you no longer worry or care about anything. Your entire city is sinking beneath the waves of the Pacific and will soon be next to Atlantis. You cannot breathe underwater, but don't have a care in the world due to your happiness. Due to some plot hole, you manage to survive and you are so happy that the Atlantians name you their supreme ruler. You are overthrown by seaponies, but you manage to live a nice humble and happy life in underwater prison for the rest of your days where you never see the light of day again due to being so far beneath the waves.I wish my wish will be corrupted with tautology! Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Granted, but a Terminator kills you. You said Technology, right? :PI wish Tekulo didn't get Terminated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Granted; Tekulo is revived, but given cybernetic implants in order to survive. While these bring him superhuman abilities, he is forever at the mercy of being a machine; he must charge himself every few hours (even more if he is doing strenuous activity,) needs maintenance every week, and hardly has any sense of humanity left within himself.I wish Tekulo could find true love and happiness (with a human, you clever ducklings,) in his cybernetic state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Granted. Alas my love is not a brony or pegasister and it doesn't work out due to my partner's intolerance of such a thing. D= (better love story than Twilight in a wish corruption. XDD)I wish my battery was long-lasting. XD Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Granted. It is also sentient.I wish for pie. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Granted. You get 3.141592654...You DID say Pi, right?I wish I could meet all my favourite role models Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Granted. They ignore you.I wish I had a Death Ray. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 (edited) Granted. It was pointed at you, so you shot yourself.I wish I had a chocobo Edited January 22, 2012 by Festus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Granted, but it knocked you down and it stomped on you.I wish I wasn't so stressed out all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Granted. You become so lax you slept through the end of the world... and lived. Too bad you're alone, now. But hey, no more stress, right?I wish I had a Sonic Screwdriver! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 You get it, but a Dalek steals it.I wish that Dalek would spontaneously combust! Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Granted, but so do you.I wish I knew what went wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 Granted. Everything went wrong.I wish for a spaceship. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Granted. It runs on Smooze. Unfortunately, you cannot find any flume. You end up selling it for scrap parts. You probably would have made a lot more had it not caught fire and exploded.I wish my battery could agree with me on something. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Granted. It agrees to always work, but it overheats, burns out, and explodes. I wish for candy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 It's all black licorice. I wish for rare candy. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Granted. These were expired, and it made you level down instead.I wish I could go back to the past and stop myself from doing stupid things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Granted, you go back in time and meet yourself. The paradox of two of you being in the same place at once breaks the universe. Now we have to come up with a huge fantasy/adventure plotline to fix things. Many are lost and the protagonist is scarred for life due to the loss. You are forced to live with said protagonist in a dramatic comedy as he slowly learns that all of the loss was due to your wish. The protagonist doesn't wind up killing you or anything, but you two are the center of everyone's amusement and it is a hollow existence as the director controls your every action. You can never truly express yourself ever again and your series turns lack luster over time and you are stuck in a boring comedy for the rest of eternity.I wish I had telekenetic abilities! Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Ptolemic Of Zyglak Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Granted, but it is constant, you cant turn it off or take a break, everyones thoughts are constantly in your head, that said, your head explodes, quite literally.I wish someone would clean up Tekulo's exploded head mess.~Ro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Granted. It was cleaned up with radioactive sludge. Have fun cleaning THAT mess up.I wish I understood Italian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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