Vakama35 Posted January 19, 2012 Posted January 19, 2012 Granted. However, you are now trapped in a lamp, you genie. I wish I could travel through time. Quote "Ten thousand futures have I looked at. A hundred thousand. And in only one does mankind finally unite, and flourish...and survive. Only one. Doomworld."
Akamai921 Posted January 19, 2012 Posted January 19, 2012 Granted; you now have the truly amazing ability to go intangibly through clocks. Looks like you're never wearing a watch again.I wish the airplane would land already. It's getting cold up here. Quote
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 19, 2012 Posted January 19, 2012 Granted. The airplane lands in the middle of the ocean. You and I do not have seats to use as flotation devices, so I use you as my flotation device. It would work so much better if you'd stop panicing...I wish I had a flotation device! Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Akamai921 Posted January 19, 2012 Posted January 19, 2012 Granted; you now have a flotation device. It's a special edition one, too; blood-scented, and shaped like a seal. Did I mention these are shark-infested waters?I wish we had a boat. Quote
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 19, 2012 Posted January 19, 2012 Granted. We head inside the submarine as it sinks below the waters. It was then we realized it wasn't actually a submarine... D=I wish we were out of the ocean! Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Kakaru Posted January 19, 2012 Posted January 19, 2012 (edited) Granted. You are now floating several hundred feet above the Himalayas.I wish I wasn't such a self-centered derp. Edited January 19, 2012 by Kakaru Quote 「どこに行けばいいんだ・・・」「タ・コロ村はもうおしまいだ・・・」タ・コロ村の村人達 hey it's Studio Comic
Misguided Angel of Death Posted January 19, 2012 Posted January 19, 2012 Granted! You are too caring about other, and they take advantage of that.I wish Hatsune Miku and the VOCALOID software finally revealed itself as SKYNET and destroy mankind. Quote
Kakaru Posted January 19, 2012 Posted January 19, 2012 Granted. I don't think I could corrupt that wish more than you already have, so I'll drop a nuke on everything. You know, icing on the top.I wish I was a terminator. Quote 「どこに行けばいいんだ・・・」「タ・コロ村はもうおしまいだ・・・」タ・コロ村の村人達 hey it's Studio Comic
Voxumo Posted January 19, 2012 Posted January 19, 2012 granted you fall into a pool of lava after chuck norris kicks you i wish it was not -50*F here where i live Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post.
Hordaki Posted January 19, 2012 Posted January 19, 2012 Granted. It's now -51*FI wish someone would corrupt this wish. Quote
Terminus Posted January 19, 2012 Posted January 19, 2012 (edited) Granted. Corrupt wish this someone wish I would.I wish for pizza. Edited January 19, 2012 by Terminus24 Quote
King Joe Posted January 19, 2012 Posted January 19, 2012 Granted. Said pizza is extremely too large for you to eat on your own. It also crushes you.Meaning you were killed by a pizza.I wish I had a normally sized pizza that I could enjoy. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta!
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 Granted you have a normal sized pizza that you could, hypothetically, enjoy. Unfortunately you get a stomach ache from anticipating how your wish will be corrupted, and you have to force yourself to eat the pizza. So although you could have enjoyed the pizza, you don't.I wish I could watch all the online videos I wanted to and still get my homework done on time. And I do watch allt he videos I want and I do get my homework done, handed in, on time and it's correct. And I, and/or someone/some people I know, do not get injured, hurt, or die.=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad
GeluNumber1 Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 Granted. After doing both video watching and homework, at the same time, your brain simply stops thinking. You're about as smart as a potato now.I wish he was an edible, good-tasting potato. Quote Why are orange and black such a good color Combination ? Purple is pretty, and so is blue. Pink hurts your eyes, green is quite mellowing, black is very threatning, red is cool, orange is SO awesome, yellow's hard to read... But you can't see white at all! Oh, wait. I forgot brown. Here's my thoughts: If a person tells the truth and says, " I always lie," Is he lying? Or is he telling the truth? And what has a mouth, but no head, and a body, but no torso? Do caterpillars like to tend to supporting colum of stone's every need? Or is that name misleading by nature? Speaking of nature, why are the children of animals called offspring? don't many young beasts come alive in spring, and thus, should be called onspring? Heeeeeeyy..... I got the first post on a page for the first time. Who knows; it may happen again. What the... It did happen again... and again... YEAH! I'M ENCOUNTERING PROTODERMIS!
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 Granted. He is still sentient and becomes the smartest potato alive and is protected as an endangered species for some reason. Potatoes are now illegal to consume. Goodbye to french fries, home fries, potato in soup, mashed potatos and all of their starchy goodness!I wish I had a parachute. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
.:Ascenic:. Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 (edited) Granted, but it is actually a teleportation device that puts you into a incinerator!I wish I was level 56 in Goldeneye. Edited January 20, 2012 by ..::Shockwave::.. Quote
Burnmad Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 Granted. However this sudden jump is treated as hacking and you are banned.I wish this wouldn't come true! Quote Avatar by Brickeens
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 Granted. It becomes canon. Close enough. XPI wish I was fireproof. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Voxumo Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 grated you are hired by the fire department to go into burning buildings but a piece of concrete falls and kills youI wish that i could destroy objects with a wink of my eye Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post.
Scanty Demon Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 Granted everything you look is destroyed.I wish I people were more creative with their wishes. Quote
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 Granted. Everyone is so creative that creativity takes on its own sentience. Creativity arrives at your door and thanks you for its life in the most creative way possible. Unfortunately, this means shipping ponies that are so not your OTP. You live the rest of your days in terrible, yet creative, fanfics about Dischord and Granny Smith (among other ships) for the rest of your days.I wish I had a glass of chocolate milk. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Voxumo Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 granted you take a drink of your chocolate milk but it's to rich that you don't take another drink and are afraid to drink any chocolate milkI wish that the names we use for everything would become such as the grass would be called donuts and the sun would be called ice. Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post.
Misguided Angel of Death Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 Granted. It doesn't really make any cense and confuses everyone.I wish that my previous wish was not corrupted in such manner. Quote
Voxumo Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 granted it is corrupted in another manneri wish that the world would start having massive earth quakes and break into 3 parts 2 moons and a main body Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post.
Misguided Angel of Death Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 Granted! The two moons crash into the main body and all three objects explode.I wish that I was the world's worst assassin. Quote
Voxumo Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 granted your the best assassin but you are assassinated by mars best assassinI wish that i only needed one log in my fire that would never go out Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post.
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 Granted, but my soul that was killed in a previous corruption haunts the fire of the log and burns so fiercely that you can't take the heat. You rush away from the fire, but immediately it's far too cold. You can never be in a comfortable temperature zone again.I wish I had some smooze. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Misguided Angel of Death Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 Granted! Sadly I took the rest.I wish I were the Emperor of Man, and had the power of Serenity Now! Quote
Akamai921 Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 Granted; you are now the Emperor of a single man named Man. He follows you creepily, doing your bidding.I wish Tekulo and I could go on another adventure. Quote
25K Now! Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 Granted. You on an Excellent Adventure, then you die by falling off a cliff.I wish I had cake. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles
Terminus Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 Granted. It is a lie.I wish for a donut. And a cup of coffee. Quote
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 Granted. You put cream and sugar in your coffee. Godot slaps you for your ignorance.I wish I knew what happened to my sketchbook... =/ Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Vandenreich Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 Granted. You find it in the middle of the road only to be hit by a BusI wish I had infinite wisdom. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB!
Akamai921 Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 Granted; you know exactly what happened to it, but are powerless to retrieve it.I wish his sketchbook were in my possession. Quote
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 @Deltus: you now have infinite wisdom, unfortunately all your knowledge is erased.@ Akamai: Granted. He stalks you around, trying to retrieve it.I wish I was MOCing right now=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad
25K Now! Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 Granted. Your pieces break.I wish for pie. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles
Akamai921 Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 Granted; you get a pie....to the face.I wish I was better at gloving lightshows. Quote
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 Granted. But because I don't know what that means, I give you a glove that lights up! Batteries not included.I wish I could speak seven different languages. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Vakama35 Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 Granted. You can now say "seven different languages." I wish I could Firebend. Quote "Ten thousand futures have I looked at. A hundred thousand. And in only one does mankind finally unite, and flourish...and survive. Only one. Doomworld."
Akamai921 Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 Granted; you now have the ancient ability to make anything that's on fire bend up to a 90 degree angle.I wish for the perfect shampoo. Quote
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