Axilus Prime Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted, but you lose your limbs and it is rendered useless. Worse, it isn't revoked or expired EVER, so you are constantly tantalized by it into insanity and death.I wish I could use a Hau Nuva, had a functional one at full power, and had the power of Fire. (Along with precise control over both)I'll toss in the power to exterminate ponies without exterminating the bronies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanty Demon Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted unfortunately you Tahu comes and takes his Hau back rather forcefully too. Also you've exterminated real life ponies so I suggest you before an angry mob of horse entusiasts attack you.I wish I could cause a paradox without destroying the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavion Toa Nuva Of Air Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 (edited) Granted. Someone whose last name is I gains all that. but not you.Ninjas!!Granted I destroys a different universe. which by the pardox you were transported to.I wish I had Pet Nui-Rama Edited April 13, 2012 by Lavion Toa Nuva Of Air Quote "I don't fight crime because I want fame and glory. I do it because there are villains who are to powerful for regular police to handle"- Batman 92% of bzpower don't like smooth jazz. If you are part of the 8% who feel sorry for those who don't, copy this and paste it to your signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted, but it costs a lot to feed and if you don't, it eats whatever it finds. Driven to exhaustion and bankruptcy, you tearfully decide it would be better in a new home.I wish I was ambidextrous. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Granted, both hands are now equally useful. Unfortunately they are both weaker than your nondominant hand was before you made the wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted.I wish Tahu Nuva Golden would wish for something next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 He wishes for an uncorruptable wish and the game dies.I wish for eternal dreaming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted, but you are eternally asleep.I wish I was a liscenced surgeon again. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted. But you're still in prison after the open heart and open liver surgeries. :PI wish Equestria was real. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted, but it explodes.I wish I were out of prison and was a liscenced surgeon again. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted, but your first assignment is to perform surgery on an extremely violent man who cannot use any pain-reducing, anesthetic, or numbing substance. Also, his natural reaction to pain is to viciously attack the cause of said pain.I wish I had $500 dollars to make my rent 1000x easier to manage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted, but it's taxed from you.I wish I had remembered to make a wish last time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted, but you wished you were lame.I wish i could perform open brain surgery. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted. That does not make you infallible, though. Prepare for malpractice lawsuits.I wish you would not see the 70 gangsters stealing your TV. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weranisma Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted, I don't see it. But my car does, and chases the 70 gangsters away!I wish I'd know the difference between a car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 That wish made no sense, so you are sucked into an implosive booger and die. I wish I could beat the living Karz out of a certain bully at my school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted, but you get a detention for doing so.I wish I knew the answers to EVERYTHING Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Karuga : Toa of Gravity Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Once you did, you realized life is meaningless without having a question to ask. Knowing all there is to know leaves you to be the ONLY being the human race, and all otherworldy races go to for assistance, in even the simplest of issues.I wish good questions like Taka Nuvia's happened more often. Quote B I O N I C L E 2001-2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted, but they either get overlooked because nobody is around, or everyone get's ninja'd when trying to reply to them.I wish I could touch others' minds with my own. Kind of like Telepathy. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Karuga : Toa of Gravity Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 You touch one's mind and get arrested for mind molestation.I wish Hero factory was good. Quote B I O N I C L E 2001-2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted. It's now so good that it gets praised as "the new Bionicle", and everyone starts to fangirl (or the male equivalent) over it. Hero Factory replaces Bionicle, which now slowly fades into obscurity, forever to be forgotten.I wish I had a demon that could grant me 3 wishes Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Karuga : Toa of Gravity Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 You use your wishes on bacon. Tsk tsk.I wish I had my license instead of this stupid permit. Quote B I O N I C L E 2001-2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted, but have it taken away from you after that accident. Which was a really horrible one, BTW.I wish I was abducted by aliens and transformed into one of them. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Karuga : Toa of Gravity Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 You can never return to your real home and are forever sent to live in a world you'll never love.I wish Cartoon Network would bring back Toonami and make it great again. Quote B I O N I C L E 2001-2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted, and it even becomes successful. But when that happens, cartoon network decides to make even more money from it, and therefore ruin it again. People lose interest, and it gets cancelled.I wish I were an alien that lives on earth. Undercover, of course. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Liars Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted. However you are forced to avoid social contact in order to maintain your cover and thus grow lonely and gradually begin to lose your sanity.I wish for an interesting wish. Quote ___ ___ ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted. It is very interesting, but so scary that it can't be posted on BZPower because that would result in being suspended for a while.I wish for a little insanity Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weranisma Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted, but its too less, you may not realize....I wish there was an Alien in my house.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 (edited) Granted, it's Megatron, and he kills you.I wish I could meet Vezon, just for fun. Edited April 14, 2012 by Tahu Nuva Golden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 (edited) Granted, but sadly it is so cute that everyone quarrels about who can keep it. Eventually the alien decides to go somewhere else.#ninja'dGrantd, but he decides to kill you. 'Just for fun.I wish I were an evil genius Edited April 14, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weranisma Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted, but nobody likes you anymore, it gets lonely.I wish I was a lemon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted - I take you and make some awesome lemonade! >=DI wish I was an immortal unicorn Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted, but pony haters do not recognize you. That includes me, and I unknowingly obliterate you, the ashes of your body and soul forever a wisp on the wind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weranisma Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 (edited) Granted, now you have to eat gras every day....I wish I was lemonade ninja'dNo wish to corrupt?I wish I was lemonade! Edited April 14, 2012 by Weranisma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted, but I drink you.I wish you wouldn't want to be something edible all the time. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weranisma Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted, I wish I was You! >=Dnah, I wish I was a pair of scisors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted. You get used to cut leather and stuff, which is really bad for you, so you get thrown away afterwards.I wish I had bichromatic eyes ^^ Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Liars Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted. However, it results in problems with your eyes and you lose vision in the one that changed colour.I wish to break free from the bonds of society. Quote ___ ___ ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted, you are now freed from the bonds of society. But you are also alone. Very alone.I wish I could meet the characters I made up Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Granted. But however they all hate your guts.I wish I could open Portals. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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