The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Vakama-san]

Granted, for the rest of your life, everyone you go near either gives you a wierd look or calls you a freak.I wish my cat would lose some weight.

Edited January 7, 2013 by Vakama-san

[Hordaki]

Granted, now your cat is scrawny and frail.

 

I wish I had Laser Vision.

[Makuta of Time]

Granted, but you burn your eyes out

 

I wish for Makuta to be my friend

Edited January 8, 2013 by The Forgotten One

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but his head gets scraped off by a moon.

 

 

I wish lettuce tasted like bacon.

[Dralcax]

Granted. It tastes like Canadian bacon.I wish for a candy cane that is not toxic in any way.

[ZOMBI3S]

Granted, but it snaps into pieces whenever you try to walk with it.

 

I wish for Jennifer Lawrence.

[Makuta of Time]

Granted, but she thinks she's Katniss

 

I wish for a Skrall to be my friend

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but he gets mad and decapitates you.I wish for an axe with a dull blade.

[Makuta of Time]

Granted, but you can't use it

 

I wish for the Mask of Life

[Timelady Gallade]

You die.

 

I wish for a QUADRILLION sandwiches.

omomomomonnomomonm....

[Vakama-san]

Granted. Your buried alive by them.

 

I wish more people knew and liked what a Planeswalker and Magic the Gathering is.

[ZOMBI3S]

Granted, but all the popular kids ruin them for you.

 

I wish for corruption.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, you now have a piece of paper with the word corruption written on it.

 

I wish dubstep was less annoying.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, you now actually find yourself liking it. However, for becoming less annoying, it had to become more metal, so much that it's now almost to be considered a sub-genre, which is not only very confusing but also leads to some strong debates among fans of both metal and electronic music. ._.

 

I wish I were a wizard. ^^

Edited January 8, 2013 by Taka Nuvia

[Takaru 1111]

You are now wizard, however, you're Voldemort, and you get killed in the last movie.

 

I wish I had an Oscar Mayer hot dog.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, it falls on the ground and gets covered in dirt.I wish I had 1 copy of 'Amber Dragon Dawn', four copies of 'Amber Dragon Daylight', four copies of 'Amber Dragon Dusk' and four copies of 'Amber Dragon Eclipse'.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but they all explode.

 

I wish my hot dog wasn't covered in dirt.

[Wordmeister]

Granted. It is now covered in puke. But the pule has washed off the dirt!I wish for less annoying family.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but now they never talk to you, ever again.

 

I wish for a new hot dog.

[Dralcax]

Granted. It is so new that you get a pig fetus in a pile of wheat.I wish Pokemon Gen 6 had better legendaries.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but now all the non legendary Pokemon absolutely suck.I wish I could find a better quality video of Halo Legends.

[Dralcax]

Granted. It gives you a seizure.I wish for a frog.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, you now have a frog, fresh from the blender.

 

I wish I was one inch taller.

[Dralcax]

Granted. Your neck is one inch longer and you look weird.I wish for a fresh Apricorn

[ZOMBI3S]

Granted, but you can't use them for anything.

 

I wish someone would read and review my epic.

[Dralcax]

Granted. They write a horrible review and you are too embarrassed to ever write again.I wish for time

[Makuta of Time]

Granted, time slows down

 

I wish for the rain to stop pouring

[Wordmeister]

Granted. It begins to fall like someone was dumping a bucket. And it never stops.I wish for Bob to eat Pi flavored Pie.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, after a single bite, he becomes a math genius.I wish I could travel to Alara.

[ZOMBI3S]

granted, but after the shards were reunited everybody killed each other, and its a very dull place now.

 

I wish I could post links to a very popular video sharing site on bzpower

Edited January 9, 2013 by ZOMBI3S

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but the links don't work.I wish I could travel to Dominaria, where it currently isn't war-torn.

[Wordmeister]

Granted. But your arrival starts WW3.I wish for fun.

[Makuta of Time]

Granted, you get the Some Nights album by fun

 

I wish for a Bionicle rock n' roll band

[ZOMBI3S]

Granted, but they sell out to a major record company and start to make bad electric crossovers with synthed vocals.

 

I wish for the moon.

[Geardirector]

Granted, but since you didn't specify which moon, I hereby give you the moon of Europe, enjoy your ball of ice.

 

I wish for THE WORLD

[Vakama-san]

Granted, you now have a sign that says 'THE WORLD' on it.I wish I had snow boots that fit.

[Dralcax]

Granted. They fit your hands but not your feet.I wish for a letter Y.

[Makuta of Time]

Granted, you get a shirt with the letter Y

 

I wish to be in a glatorian battle

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but you get killed.

 

I wish a band I like would play near my home, I could get tickets, and get to go.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but it gets cancelled.I wish the roads weren't so icy.