Taka Nuvia Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Granted - corruption short - wishes get longer instead - also, you die because common corruption. I wish it were acceptable in this game to delve into long, elaborate corruptions outlining the possible fate in as much detail as the corrupter/wish-granting demon wishes,probably even connecting several possible outcomes, and maybe even adding a slight reference to mythology, common knowledge and/or scientifically proven facts to spice it all up a bit; you could also skip to thetl;dr: I wish my corruptions can be as long as I want them to be so I can actually tell a story there. :3 Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Granted. You eventually find yourself writing novel-length corruptions, boring members and, somehow, getting book critics to tear you a new underhull. I wish those poor unfortunate people finally got noticed by senpai. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 (edited) Granted, your senpai doesn't really know what he's doing. As a result, he totally screws up all technology equipped with screens.'Least you don't have to worry about murrrrrders. I wish I could summon a mechanical lifeform to aid me in battle. I also want reality-warping powers. Edited November 28, 2013 by The Dapper Man Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 (edited) Granted, but you have no control over those powers, and somehow you manage to warp the mechanical lifeform into yourself, merging and overlapping it with your flesh, killing you instantly. I wish i would Edited November 29, 2013 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Windrider- Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Granted, you would, but could not. I wish for more delicious coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Which Is Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Granted but you get a coffee high and your head blows up.I wish i was a pixie fairy thingy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kayru Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 You are a pixie fairy statue and therefore cannot actually do anything. I wish I was Youtube-famous. :v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacian Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Your wish is granted your highness. Sadly your subscribers un subscribed to you since you rarely uploaded videos. I wish I was a billionare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Granted. FBI just called. They've tracked you down. Y'know, maybe you should've been a politician instead of a bank robber. I wish to JASUUUUUUUN Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacian Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Granted but the BZP Hacker edited your wish from I wish to JASUUUUUUUNto I wish to be ignored.so im gonna ignore you :3 I wish I could take down BZP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relapse Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Your wish is granted, butWe have no problems with throwing a mischievous 14 year old in jail. Quote BZPRPG ProfilesIC: "It comes with the job," Halfimus explained, "I'm not paid enough to give anything outside quick flavour descriptions." So pay me more AuRon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Windrider- Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Looks like someone's too mischievous to make a wish. :0 I wish for finals to be over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Granted, but when the amrks come back, you find out that you failed.I wish that I couldn't not wish for nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underscore Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Granted, but nothing is something.I wish for this wish to be granted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Yeah, but your AI blows up, due to not being able to think of any way to corrupt your wish. Aperture Science is now effectively FUBAR. I wish I could write a good epic. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Talo Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Your epic is good as in not being evil because it shows ways to fix bad things but is so horrible in quality that it has to be deleted I wish I could rule the world. Quote I am Talo last of the toa of the lost element of AWESOME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Granted. You're overthrown and put in the same cell as TOUAB. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobaFett2 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Granted. You're overthrown and put in the same cell as TOUAB.Where's your wish? Quote The Legend Lives... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacian Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 (edited) Where's your wish? I'm supposing you wish for nothing so granted. In the end something happens so bleh. I wish to be free of this cell. Edited December 4, 2013 by Toa Kranan: TOUAB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobaFett2 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 You realize that the cell was life, and that in gaining freedom from it, you are dead. I wish for 50,000 dollars in legal 100 dollar bills in my room in neat piles. Quote The Legend Lives... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Granted, TOUAB steals all of it. I wish for moar running gags here. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wazdakka Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Granted, all of the running gags return, then run away forever. I wish not to horribly murdered for the horrible pun. Quote Steam Name: Toa Hahli Mahri. Xbox Live Gamertag: Makuta. Minecraft Username: ThePoohster.Wants: 2003 Jaller (from Jaller and Gukko), Exo-Toa, Turaga Nuju, Turaga Vakama, Shadow Kraata, Axonn, Brutaka, Vezon & Fenrakk, Nocturn, ORANGE FIKOU.I got rid of my picture, are you happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobaFett2 Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Granted. You are instead murdered gracefully and in a beautiful manner by a professional assassin contortionist. I wish to end this madness... Quote The Legend Lives... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Windrider- Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Granted, the madness is over in an anime-original ending by Bones. I wish for snow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Granted, turns out it's ash. Good luck getting outta that radiation, 'cause TOUAB robbed you too. I wish for boring overused wish. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobaFett2 Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Your wish is granted and you are bored. Oh, and you have an infinite number of wishes, all of which backfire. I wish for the mask of time. Quote The Legend Lives... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 CONGRATULATIONS!!!! you just one a piece of 2004 plastic. I wish I could meet the members of the band Skillet and get to know them Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Granted, turns out they ain't so nice. Good luck with their yandere tendencies. I wish to make something great. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobaFett2 Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Granted - after successfully cloning and raising a T-Rex from fossilized bones, a feat thought impossible, you are eaten by the dinosaur you created I wish for more wishes Quote The Legend Lives... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Granted, TOUAB steals all of them. AGAIN. I wish to know what he thinks of this gag. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 You now have mind reading abilities. Pushing around his mind, you are driven mad by the horrors that you see. I wish I could play all my old video games. =) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobaFett2 Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Granted. Your sense of nostalgia is stripped away and you realize that you only liked them because you were young. I wish I knew what TOUAB was. Quote The Legend Lives... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 (edited) Granted, he robs you for trying to find him out. I wish to know where he is. Edited December 10, 2013 by The Dapper Man Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Granted, but he also learns where you are, and robs you. I wish for a second moon in the sky (of which an obvious corruption would be it either falling from the sky or causing apocalyptic tidal activity) Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Granted. However, because of it's orbit, it is constantly behind the earth, and nobody ever sees it. And it blocks some telescopes looking out into space. I wish for a flying bicycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Granted. You don't have a hoverbike licence, so sucks to be you. I wish for emancipation. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Granted. But you are captured after one beautiful second. I wish for a White Christmas. Quote I occasionally return to BZP for a nostalgic trip back. Hit me up on discord if you need anything. BZPRPG Characters that I will possibly revive, Mons-Shajs-Tarotrix-Aryll Vudigg-Jorruk Yokin-Senavysh Angavur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Granted, everyone turns Caucasian, but returns to normal after Christmas. I wish I didn't permanently lose my original John Carver avatar. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacian Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Granted. But too late I steal it. I wish you called me Kranan and not TOUAB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 (edited) Granted, but the toa mata somehow come through a portal into the real world and, due to you now being called kranan, they confuse you for a krana, your physical form be darned. In the end you lie in the street, dead. I wish i could survive. Edited December 16, 2013 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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