Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Granted, you have a key-sized blade. I wish I could decide. Quote
TheGeekIgnika Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. What you decide is irrelevant. I wish for a Half-Life TV miniseries. Quote TheGeekIgnika, the caffeinated cyber-ninja. Or just some idiot with a computer. You choose. If I sounded like a geek in this post, you are correct. "Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about about how much you like something. It's basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating." - Simon Pegg 99% of BZPower has grown out of this pointless fad. If you're part of the 1% willing to cling to it out of an irrational pseudo-nostalgia, copy and paste this into your signature! Everybody is entitled to an opinion. Even me.
Nescent Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. It's one whole season of Gordan Freeman hauling a gnome around. I wish I wasn't couch surfing. Quote
Petewa Posted January 29, 2015 Posted January 29, 2015 Granted. You're now recliner surfing. I wish I knew what was going on, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
Kovika: Visorak Lord Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, You spend all this time asking until you reach the answer, then you are bored and leave the topic. I wish my math homework was done. Quote "In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar. [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf
Petewa Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 Granted. Though all of the answers are wrong. I wish the promotion would come here sooner, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, but it's a promotion for something useless. I wish Google had 3 Os, so it was spelled Gooogle. Quote
Petewa Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 Granted. Oh wait, sorry they added three, so now it has five. I wish I had a banana, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
Kovika: Visorak Lord Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, but the banana is a plastic toy. I wish I could high five a Rahkshi! Quote "In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar. [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf
Toa Doublebee Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Granted. You allways could. but obviously it kills you immediately afterwards.I wish you a merry Christmas (I posted this one YEARS ago ) Edited January 30, 2015 by Toa Doublebee Quote
Specter Knight Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, But it's not Christmas, so your wish is meaningless. I wish for better photoshop skills. Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon
Toa Doublebee Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 oh... youre right...how did I NOT think of that???any way, granted, but WW3 happens, and we are all knocked back into the stone age. No working computer anywhere near you. Sorry.I wish for global peace. Quote
TheGeekIgnika Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Granted. There is now complete peace among the hordes of bacteria on my desktop globe. I wish there was more time. Edited January 30, 2015 by TheGeekIgnika Quote TheGeekIgnika, the caffeinated cyber-ninja. Or just some idiot with a computer. You choose. If I sounded like a geek in this post, you are correct. "Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about about how much you like something. It's basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating." - Simon Pegg 99% of BZPower has grown out of this pointless fad. If you're part of the 1% willing to cling to it out of an irrational pseudo-nostalgia, copy and paste this into your signature! Everybody is entitled to an opinion. Even me.
Toa Doublebee Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 Time stops. You have all the time in the world. To bad everything is frozen. Forever.I wish I didn't feel the need to sleep. Quote
Nescent Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Granted. There will be a three second delay when the world is destroyed, adding three seconds to the world's timeline. Edit: Ninja-Kapura'd. Granted. You no longer feel the need to sleep, so you stay awake until you die from sleep deprivation. I wish for $1. Edited January 30, 2015 by Nescent Quote
Toa Doublebee Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 I ninja'd you, But I'll grand your wish anyway. Granted, but the Dollar inflates so hard, it makes Pre-Hitler Germany look like a cheescake.I wish my bed was a little warmer. Quote
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 30, 2015 Posted January 30, 2015 I'll let you take your pick between these: a) Granted, it's a billionth of a degree warmer.b) Granted, it's ten billion degrees warmer.c) Granted, it's the perfect temperature, but it is teleported into outer space, and thus you cannot sleep in it. I wish for a life-size Muaka to be my pet. Quote
Nescent Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Granted. It is infected, and bites your head off. I wish humans didn't feel the need to socialize. 1 Quote
Petewa Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Granted. People no longer feel the need for friends, allies, or even families, look what you have wrought apon us all, you horrible something, I wish the Skull Spiders had names, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
Nescent Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Granted, LEGO trademarks 400,000 different names and goes bankrupt. Bionicle is over forever. I wish cats had more than 9 lives. Quote
Petewa Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Granted. They are now immortal and animal shelters are flooded, I wish this were relevant, 1 Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
Kovika: Visorak Lord Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Granted, but now since this is relevant, you have nothing of relevance on this topic to look at, so you leave. I wish more people would look at my rap battles. Quote "In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar. [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf
Toa Doublebee Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Granted. You become SO mainstream over night, that after less than two weeks, people all around the world start hating you. Just cuz yer famous and stuff.I wish BZP had its old layout back. (why did they change it?) Quote
Petewa Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Granted. They then change it back to this three seconds afterwards, I wish my sig was a duck, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 (edited) Granted, it's a duck so ugly that everyone blocks your signature and never unblocks it, even after you change it away from the ugly duck. I wish the next person's wish was this one. Edited January 31, 2015 by Johnrahk Quote
Petewa Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 (edited) Granted. This wish'll go on forever, making this topic boring and overall, you've doomed us all, I wish the next person's wish was this one. Edited January 31, 2015 by Petewa Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
bionicleFanatic Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Granted, but with a twist [] I wish the topic was boring, and overall doomed [] (gotcha []) Quote
TheGeekIgnika Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 (edited) Granted. Someone travels back in time and kicks a rock, therefore causing this wish to never exist. Ninja'd. Granted. Without it, you find yourself struggling to find something as cool as this to spend your boring life in. I wish there was no homework. Edited January 31, 2015 by TheGeekIgnika Quote TheGeekIgnika, the caffeinated cyber-ninja. Or just some idiot with a computer. You choose. If I sounded like a geek in this post, you are correct. "Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about about how much you like something. It's basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating." - Simon Pegg 99% of BZPower has grown out of this pointless fad. If you're part of the 1% willing to cling to it out of an irrational pseudo-nostalgia, copy and paste this into your signature! Everybody is entitled to an opinion. Even me.
bionicleFanatic Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Granted. Home becomes school. [] [] [] I wish they had the 2015 Bionicle sets out where I live [] 1 Quote
Petewa Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Granted. You get sucky knockoffs. I wish I didn't have a cat on my leg, (this one has yet to be declawed) Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
Nescent Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Granted, but after she hops off, she looks back at you and you're entranced by her magnificent adorable cat eyes and fluffy can fur. You change your mind, and invite her back onto your lap, but she struts away with her chin and tail held high as if to say "this is what you wanted!" I wish my cat would come watch TV with me. Quote
Specter Knight Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Granted, but your cat picks all the channels, and they're all shows you don't like. I wish for an Un-toaster (a toaster-like machine that turns toast back into regular bread and the same for similar products like bagels, etc.) Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon
Nescent Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Granted. It uses a time-reversal mechanism to undo the toast, and someone sticks your wallet into the toaster. All of your money is erased. I wish that text I've been waiting for would finally be delivered to me. 1 Quote
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Granted, but it is comprised entirely of insults. I wish for Lego to release official Rahi combiners. Quote
Nescent Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Granted, but there are no cows. I wish that whatever I want to happen, happens. Quote
Kalopsia Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Your wish is granted. However, what you wish to happen happens the exact second when the inevitable heat death of the universe occurs. No time to enjoy that omnipotence, I'm afraid! I wish for a glass of fresh water- that has not been poisoned, polluted, or otherwise tainted- to be placed on a table in front of me. Quote
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Granted, it is placed on a table 7.783 kilometers in front of you. I wish the US would embrace the metric system already. Quote
Nescent Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 (edited) Granted. The United States of America gives the Metric system a big hug, suffocating it and destroying it forever. The entire world is forced to use the Imperial system. I wish that all man-made structures would be instantaneously transformed into flora. Edited February 1, 2015 by Nescent Quote
bionicleFanatic Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Granted, but you're now sitting on a huge pansy, so you fall and break a leg [] I wish I had courage... Quote
Ghidora131 Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Granted, but then all the lions in the world kill you. I wish someone understood what I'm even talking about. Quote
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