Prowl Nightwolf Posted February 7, 2015 Posted February 7, 2015 Not me, I am a native Satorian. I'm only forced to live on this rock you mortals call a planet... On an unrelated note Granted, but the bagel was stolen from the factory and you are sent to prison because it was the queen's bagel and you rot in there until she calls for your head... I wish for sleep... Quote "A stranger will always be a stranger unless you give them a chance." || <- My Pokémon | BZPRPG Characters: Po-Matoran Doseki & Nui-Jaga Scorpio; Ga-Matoran Orca Matoran und Panzer: Doseki & Glitch | Marvel RP PC | Mata Nui Monopoly: Come... Own a piece of the legend!
Nescent Posted February 7, 2015 Posted February 7, 2015 Granted, you now have narcolepsy. I wish it was 4AM all the time. Quote
Specter Knight Posted February 7, 2015 Posted February 7, 2015 Granted, but due to the time zones of the earth, it means that every single longitude of the earth is immediately moved to the point of 4.AM and they all get crushed under each other. I wish that the 45 bus was more frequent. Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon
evil_jaga_genius Posted February 7, 2015 Posted February 7, 2015 Granted. They crash into each other at the bus stop. I wish for duct tape. Quote Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest
Prowl Nightwolf Posted February 7, 2015 Posted February 7, 2015 Granted, you get a video tape about ducks... Too bad VCRs are obsolete now... I wish for the ability to become any animal I want... 1 Quote "A stranger will always be a stranger unless you give them a chance." || <- My Pokémon | BZPRPG Characters: Po-Matoran Doseki & Nui-Jaga Scorpio; Ga-Matoran Orca Matoran und Panzer: Doseki & Glitch | Marvel RP PC | Mata Nui Monopoly: Come... Own a piece of the legend!
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted February 7, 2015 Posted February 7, 2015 Granted, but only once. Therefore you are trapped in the body of the first animal you become forever. I wish for a life-size, usable Kanohi Iden. Quote
Prowl Nightwolf Posted February 7, 2015 Posted February 7, 2015 Granted, but due to you not being of the Bionicle linage, the first time you try to use it the mask destroys you... I wish I was not trapped as a Peregrine Falcon body... Quote "A stranger will always be a stranger unless you give them a chance." || <- My Pokémon | BZPRPG Characters: Po-Matoran Doseki & Nui-Jaga Scorpio; Ga-Matoran Orca Matoran und Panzer: Doseki & Glitch | Marvel RP PC | Mata Nui Monopoly: Come... Own a piece of the legend!
Vezyon Posted February 7, 2015 Posted February 7, 2015 Granted, you are now trapped in a Scarabax beetle body, and some random Agori squishes you.I wish for every Bionicle set ever Quote
evil_jaga_genius Posted February 7, 2015 Posted February 7, 2015 Granted. But the load is so heavy it has to be delivered by helicopter. The pilot ends up dropping it directly on your house. If I were you I'd wish for another house next What do I wish for...? I wish for some lunatic to play Adventure Posts. Or if you're a sane person you can play it too. Quote Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest
Toa Doublebee Posted February 7, 2015 Posted February 7, 2015 I do it. You can't see me do it though. And let me tell you, its juicy.I wish I had the new BZP shirt. Quote
Prowl Nightwolf Posted February 7, 2015 Posted February 7, 2015 Granted... However the acronym of BZP does not stand for what you think it does... so instead you receive a Battle Zone Project Shirt. I wish I could have this picture to add to my signature as it is a really cool flesh interpretation of a fleshy Nui-Jaga. Quote "A stranger will always be a stranger unless you give them a chance." || <- My Pokémon | BZPRPG Characters: Po-Matoran Doseki & Nui-Jaga Scorpio; Ga-Matoran Orca Matoran und Panzer: Doseki & Glitch | Marvel RP PC | Mata Nui Monopoly: Come... Own a piece of the legend!
Petewa Posted February 7, 2015 Posted February 7, 2015 Granted. Under the occasion that you realize the only queen I follow is a creeper, I wish I could make my sig big again, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
Vezyon Posted February 8, 2015 Posted February 8, 2015 granted, it gets so big that it fills up BZP so much that no one can use it anymore.I wish for a wish Quote
Jobber Posted February 8, 2015 Posted February 8, 2015 Granted, but it can only be half of a wish.I wish for all the swag possible, and the most expensive fedora. Quote
Prowl Nightwolf Posted February 8, 2015 Posted February 8, 2015 (edited) Granted, but the "Swag" is illegal copies and the Government drop their version of the Ban Hammer on your stylish aft. I wish I knew if I should make my Po-Matoran here into a Fe-Matoran... He looks like he could be both and it would not take much to change his profile over... Edited February 8, 2015 by Prowl Nightwolf Quote "A stranger will always be a stranger unless you give them a chance." || <- My Pokémon | BZPRPG Characters: Po-Matoran Doseki & Nui-Jaga Scorpio; Ga-Matoran Orca Matoran und Panzer: Doseki & Glitch | Marvel RP PC | Mata Nui Monopoly: Come... Own a piece of the legend!
Petewa Posted February 8, 2015 Posted February 8, 2015 Granted. I give you some awkward half answer, I wish for another bagel, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
Prowl Nightwolf Posted February 8, 2015 Posted February 8, 2015 Lol, yeah I got it in my inbox. Just for that I'm going to grant your wish but you are only getting a half-eaten bagel. I wish I hadn't eaten part of this stale bagel... Quote "A stranger will always be a stranger unless you give them a chance." || <- My Pokémon | BZPRPG Characters: Po-Matoran Doseki & Nui-Jaga Scorpio; Ga-Matoran Orca Matoran und Panzer: Doseki & Glitch | Marvel RP PC | Mata Nui Monopoly: Come... Own a piece of the legend!
Kovika: Visorak Lord Posted February 8, 2015 Posted February 8, 2015 Granted, you instead eat another stale bagel. I wish I had a Suletu that went alongside my Huna. Quote "In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar. [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf
Vezyon Posted February 8, 2015 Posted February 8, 2015 granted, but the xtream awesomeness fries your computer.I wish that this wish would not be granted. Quote
evil_jaga_genius Posted February 8, 2015 Posted February 8, 2015 (edited) The only way to corrupt your wish would be by granting it, but since your wish is that it can't be granted... well, I'm not exactly sure what would happen but I'm pretty sure it's on the same order as dividing by zero, playing with antimatter and opening up black holes. I wish for a drawing tablet. Edited February 8, 2015 by evil_jaga_genius Quote Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest
Kovika: Visorak Lord Posted February 8, 2015 Posted February 8, 2015 Granted. It can only draw content not allowed on BZP.I wish I could instantly gain all those annoying achievements in AC: Revalations that I never completed. Quote "In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar. [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf
Ghidora131 Posted February 8, 2015 Posted February 8, 2015 Granted, but the last one blows up your Xbox 360. Too bad. I wish for a scuba diving set. Quote
Vezyon Posted February 8, 2015 Posted February 8, 2015 granted, but while your under water the air tube pops and you drownI with that my wish would be granted @evil_jaga_Genius: That's thw whole Idea.... > Quote
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 Granted, but it gets corrupted. I wish I had moar time. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout.
Kovika: Visorak Lord Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 Granted, you have waaaaay too much time, you get bored. I wish Hafu would finish building a statue of me. Quote "In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar. [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf
Petewa Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 Granted. He then takes a break to try building one of me, but since I seem to get promoted every other day, he has to keep taking it down and rebuilding it, he can no longer do anything but monument my ever-growing post count, I wish for the moon to be made of antimatter, >: D Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
Vezyon Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 granted, the the antimatter creates a black hole, and sucks up the earth, with you on it. I wish for every wish I ever had to be uncorrupted Quote
Prowl Nightwolf Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 Granted, though you'd never know because it would vanish from sight unable to reflect the sun's rays. Also due to the flux in gravitational pull the world's tides go out of whack and the now Anti-moon falls to earth being unable to resist the earth's gr- Darn Ninja by Vezon of the Olmak Granted, the Overflow of wish energy breaks the wishing power thus locking this thread... I wish Vezon hadn't wished something that made this topic break and require locking to protect the board. Quote "A stranger will always be a stranger unless you give them a chance." || <- My Pokémon | BZPRPG Characters: Po-Matoran Doseki & Nui-Jaga Scorpio; Ga-Matoran Orca Matoran und Panzer: Doseki & Glitch | Marvel RP PC | Mata Nui Monopoly: Come... Own a piece of the legend!
Petewa Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 Granted. I wish for the moon to be made of antimatter, the sky to be replaced with a blackhole, and the universe to be divided by zero, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
Vezyon Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 Granted, we all dieI wish for BZpower to be edible Quote
Petewa Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 Granted...that wasn't good in the first place, I wish for...dux, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
Vezyon Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 granted, but I eat them.I wish for wishes to not be wishy Quote
Prowl Nightwolf Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 Granted... instead they are yhsiw instead... I wish to be allowed to add my LDD MOC to the current BZP contest... Quote "A stranger will always be a stranger unless you give them a chance." || <- My Pokémon | BZPRPG Characters: Po-Matoran Doseki & Nui-Jaga Scorpio; Ga-Matoran Orca Matoran und Panzer: Doseki & Glitch | Marvel RP PC | Mata Nui Monopoly: Come... Own a piece of the legend!
evil_jaga_genius Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 Granted, but then the prize has to be virtual too. You win three gigabytes of bad memes. I wish for some hot sausages. 1 Quote Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest
Vezyon Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 granted, but the burn your taste buts, you can no longer taste anythingI with for every wish ever to be wished out of wishy wishing forever Quote
Petewa Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 Granted. The wish you've just wished was wished out of wishyness, and therefore has no physical form, it doesn't do anything, I wish for...bunnies, like, Monty Python kind of bunnies, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 Granted, but they kill you and everyone you love. I wish that didn't sound messed up. Quote
Nescent Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 Granted, you can no longer speak. I wish everyone would wear blue clothes all the time. Quote
Prowl Nightwolf Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 Granted, you only see the color blue from now on... I wish for a free advanced tech in the Bionicle RPG... Quote "A stranger will always be a stranger unless you give them a chance." || <- My Pokémon | BZPRPG Characters: Po-Matoran Doseki & Nui-Jaga Scorpio; Ga-Matoran Orca Matoran und Panzer: Doseki & Glitch | Marvel RP PC | Mata Nui Monopoly: Come... Own a piece of the legend!
Petewa Posted February 10, 2015 Posted February 10, 2015 (edited) Granted. People rage against your over-powered-ness and your characters all die, I wish for a bagel, Edited February 10, 2015 by Petewa Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
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