Toa 95 Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. The temperature increases by one degree.I wish I had something to eat. Quote Toa 95 Comics
WVUFan! Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 (edited) Granted, it contains 23 essential vitamins and poisons in it. All lethal!I wish I could do a carthwheel.Lets Go Mountaineers! Edited December 17, 2011 by WVUFan! Quote lol i not know how to astronaut
King Joe Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted! But only one. The time your tried to do a second one you landed on your head and broke your back.I wish that I could go home for the holidays. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta!
FrozenFlash Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 (edited) Granted, but you didn't feel welcome there.I wish I have something to do today. Edited December 17, 2011 by FrozenFlash Quote
Fractual Forever Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. Have fun changing oxygen into carbon dioxide!I wish I have done something productive and worthwhile today Quote
King Joe Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. You produced absolutely nothing. It's very worthwhile. At least to some people.I wish that I could get a job at a radio station DJing a show. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta!
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 (edited) Granted. You become the most famous DJ in history and your show is genuinely good! But unfortunately your car is stolen, your personal life fails completely and you remain forever alone as a side effect of being famous... But, you know, congrats on that DJ thing...I wish my dreams could come true! =D Edited December 17, 2011 by Tekulo: Toa of Wind Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Trijhak Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Your dreams come true, but they replace the world we know. None of us exist except for you and your now real dreams.I wish I wasn't so odd. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart.
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. Your originality is totally lacking and you turn into a boring, grey blob. You fit in with a crowd of people you call "friends" but they really couldn't care less about you so long as you conform. You listen to all the popular songs and pretend to be happy to avoid the fact you have turned into an empty shell of a person who lacks any personality or charm. D=I wish I had a hammer. ^^ Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Trijhak Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Congratulations, you now have the handle of a hammer, without the top part! I wish that I had psychic powers. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart.
King Joe Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. Only you blow up your mind on accident.I wish for a great gift idea for my sister. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta!
Taka Nuvia Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 (edited) Granted, but sadly now you're going insane. Ninja'dGranted, but it's not available anymore.I wish I could meet an alien Edited December 17, 2011 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
King Joe Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted.However, it wants to eat you.Sorry.I wish I had a time machine like the TARDIS. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta!
Taka Nuvia Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted, but you accidentally kill your grandfather... never existed, never went back, were born, went back, killed him, never were born etc. you know the restI wish my eyes were a different colour Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
King Joe Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. They are now so strange you are used as a circus sideshow.I wish that I had a real sonic screwdriver that worked. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta!
Taka Nuvia Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted, but you accidentally screwed a hole in your hand. Ouch.I wish I wasn't so small Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. You grow taller and taller. Unfortunately, Alice does not want to share her mushrooms, so you have no way to shrink back down. Bottles labeled "Drink Me" or cookies labeled "Eat Me" are nowhere to be found. You are forever a giant and world hunger is taken to a new level in order to keep your body running. D=I wish I had a Cheshire cat. ^^ Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Taka Nuvia Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 You do know that that grinning mouth is big enough to fit your head in? D:Granted, but your face gets chewed off.I wish I could live in a fantasy world Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted, but you go into the fantasy world of the Smurfs. With your already abnormal size due to the previous wish, you accidentally step on them all. D=Papa Smurf! Nooooo!I wish I had a good cosplay costume. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Taka Nuvia Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted, but it's 2 sizes too small D:I wish I had superpowers Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. You get the power to rub your stomach and pat your head at the same time while riding a unicycle on a piano wire over a boiling volcano vat of doom!... While it's impressive, it doesn't really do much to stop crime or enrich your life any further... You attempt this stunt with a bicycle, but the power only works with unicycles. You manage to survive, but you couldn't pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time. Your fans lose interest and you pursue a career as a stunt double in Hollywood, which actually pans out and you become quite famous in the industry. Unfortunately your co-star is jealous and so you face off in a hanky-panky competition to see who reigns superior. You lose.I wish I had a cake. ^^ Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Taka Nuvia Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted, but you don't know there's poison in it, so you die, sorry.I wish I could have a unicorn Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted, but my spirit roams the earth and infects your unicorn and overshadows it (Died in a cake-related accident XD). I take my revenge in rock paper scissors to determine superiority. You lose (again) and you must cart me around on your back instead. (You deserve it. How do you lose at rock-paper-scissors to a unicorn?! You know the only possible thing they can use is rock! D= )I wish I could use my super manly unicorn powers for good. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Taka Nuvia Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 So you use your unicorn powers for good. And it all goes surprisingly well until the day where someone wonders what unicorn meat tastes like. Sorry, you die. (again)I wish I could walk through walls Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
King Joe Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 (edited) Granted. But you get stuck in the middle of one.I wish I could have corrupted the cake wish.(THE CAKE IS A LIE!) Edited December 17, 2011 by King Joe Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta!
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 (edited) Granted. This skill comes in handy as you are imprisoned for killing the same person twice. You easily escape the prison and decide to hide until things cool down. This mean, of course, that you hide under a bridge and meet a group of hobos! You become one with the hobo family! =DYou use your hobo ways for truth, justice and more wish killing violence! (Yay! ^^) Unfortunately, your powers wear off after an hour and you are re-captured and imprisoned in top-security to prevent another mysterious escape. Granted, but you ninja the person who made the cake wish. The pirates arrive at your door step to continue the war. The ninjas lose.I wish Taka Nuvia was out of prison from the wish corruption that was ninja'd. (I'm having fun. XD) Edited December 17, 2011 by Tekulo: Toa of Wind Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Taka Nuvia Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted, but she gety herself in trouble again.I wish I was omnipotent Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 (edited) (Dang that's a good wish XD).Granted, but the sheer horror of knowing (as omniscience comes with the omnipotent package) causes you to lose all hope. ;-;Another acceptable corruption: Granted. You're back in your hovel (it's a Brothers Grimm reference XD)I wish I had a fish tail and could be one of the mer-folk. Edited December 17, 2011 by Tekulo: Toa of Wind Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Taka Nuvia Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted, but you get caught by fishermen and they make sushi out of you D:I wish I was Batman Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
King Joe Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. But you can't handle the emoness that assaults you. You commit suicide, and the Joker rules Gotham City.I wish I was Spider-Man. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta!
Taka Nuvia Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted, but you get all tangled up in your own web.I wish I was the Joker Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
King Joe Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted, but Batman beats you.I wish that I had Venom's superpowers without being crazy or evil. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta!
Taka Nuvia Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted, but then a random superhero mistakes you for being evil. So he catches you, and then takes you to a lab where people are making experiments with you until you die. D:I wish I was a vampire Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
King Joe Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. But Dr.McNinja punches you in the face.I wish that I could have a sweet motorcycle. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta!
Taka Nuvia Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted, but you have a terrible accidentI wish I wouldn't have to log off now D: Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Zarohum Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. But your computer freezes and you have no way of turning it off.I wish I could finish my epic in less time. Quote
Toa 95 Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. You finish it in the course of a couple of hours (I don't know how long you want it, so go with this). However, since its so rushed, you barely put in any description and characterization.I wish I had a plasma-screen TV. Quote Toa 95 Comics
Trijhak Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. Your TV now shoots plasma.I wish I could control Plasma. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart.
Klak Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. But you suddenly are kidnapped by rogue Minnesotans who want to use your powers for evil!I wish I ran into a pack of rogue Minnesotans. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2
Trijhak Posted December 17, 2011 Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. You are the rogue pack of Minnesotans.I wish I had some super secret powers. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart.
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