Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. Your powers are so secret that not even you know about them. You can never activate your powers because you have no idea what they are.I wish I had a super cape. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. Your cape has the superpower of being very, very thick and hard, making it impractical, but the 'SUPER IRON-CAPE'. Still a super-cape.I wish I was a Mage. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. But you are a Lvl. 1 MAGE, and your leader accidentally kills you off before you can level.I wish I was the ultimate video gamer and no one could conquer me unless I wanted them to be a challenge. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Granted but because of you the entire video game industry crashes.I wish I was in the stocks. Quote Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. People throw rotten fruit at you.I wish that I could win any debate I entered. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Zaz Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Great for you, but once some of these middle class morons finally get their heads screwed on right and all start protesting along with the occupy folks, they'll kick your upper-class corporate butt.I wish Bionicle was back. Quote Thank you, BZPower staff. In the past, I wish I showed more appreciation for all that you do. From one Bionicle fan to another, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nytrone Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. It brings me great sorrow but, the new Bionicle has no effort or creativity put into it. And it has humans in it.I wish everything I owned had a tracking device in it that only I could find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Zaz Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. It brings me great sorrow but, the new Bionicle has no effort or creativity put into it. And it has humans in it.I wish everything I owned had a tracking device in it that only I could find.But then someone would probably kill you in your sleep and take whatever helped you track your stuff. I wish someone here knew what "The Boondocks" is. Quote Thank you, BZPower staff. In the past, I wish I showed more appreciation for all that you do. From one Bionicle fan to another, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. That someone is you.I wish the Earth had more plants! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. But they are now sentient as well, and demand your execution for pulling a dandelion.I wish that I could actually reason with certain people! Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nytrone Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Granted. You can only reason with Albanians.I wish I was Commander Shepard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Granted. Commander Shepard dies in the next episode.I wish I had a teleporter that could take me wherever I wanted. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nytrone Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Granted. The teleporter is stolen and deconstructed by scientists.I wish I had a working Kanohi Kakama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Granted. But it doesn't improve your reaction time. You hit a lot of walls, and the mask breaks.I wish that I had the power of all the masks without needing the masks. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Granted, you use the mask of corrution on yourself.I wish that there was a mask of cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nytrone Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 (edited) Granted. It allows the wearer to shapeshift into cheese.I wish I had telekinesis. Edited December 18, 2011 by Nytrone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Granted, you can lift one atom.I wish this wasn't Sparta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa 95 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 (edited) Granted. This is Antarctica.However, because Antarctica is only a huge mass of ice mostly housing penguins, it is very boring.I something I came up with became an internet meme. Edited December 18, 2011 by Toa 95 Quote Toa 95 Comics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Granted, it only lasts four days, though.I wish I Starcraft II was cheaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Granted. But it's something that you found annoying.I wish that I had a working Iron Man suit that fit me and never malfunctioned. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Granded , no fuel isn't a malfunction.I wish I hadn't ninja'd King Joe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Granted. But I made it look like you did <Insert trollface here>I wish that I could win this game I'm playing. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa 95 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 (edited) Granted. However, you never play it again afterward.I wish I could be FIRIN' MY LAZAHHHH! Edited December 18, 2011 by Toa 95 Quote Toa 95 Comics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Granted. You FIRE YOUR LAZAR in your face. That had got to hurt.I wish I could scan images into the computer with my eyes (Then I could get a better banner, I can't find a digital version of a certain strip) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 granted but the power malfunctions and you can't control what you put on your computer resulting in embarrassment I wish that i had a fikou spider Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Granted, but it's dead.I wish I have a magnifying glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 granted but you leave it outside on a sunny day and the magnifying glass causes you lawn to catch on fire and eventually spreads to your houseI wish i a undead fikou Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nytrone Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Granted. You are eaten by Nui Kopen.I wish that America wasn't so commercialistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Granted, but your wish caused an international financal crisis.I wish I was really, really small Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Granted. You were crushed by an atom. How's that for small?I wish I could turn invisible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 (edited) Granted. Everyone fights over how adorable that is and you wind up in someone else's pocket. Unfortunately, a bird swoops you up. You have an entire miniature adventure where you meet the Minish and save Hyrule yet again and all that stuffs. This does not last, however, and students start using you to cheat on tests because they have nothing better to do with a tiny person. They eventually discover that you do not know any of the answers they require and disown you, leaving you on the street with an ally cat. You befriend the cat and ride it as your noble steed. You conquer the Smurfs and reign as supreme overlord of the blue peeps in their mushroom kingdom where Gargamel failed. You eventually take down Gargamel and use the power of magic or whatever it is Smurfs use and become ultimately powerful. You go mad with power, but fortunately for the world that person who put you in his pocket earlier finds you and brings you back to your senses. You are then mistaken for a figurine and are put on display for all eternity.Ninja'd. Well, that's what I get for such a long corruption. XDD Anyway, granted but you are forever invisible and everyone thinks you are a ghost. It's fun for a while, but you are forever alone as your friends and family think you have dropped off the face of the earth. You are a sad panda.I wish for a chess board. Edited December 18, 2011 by Tekulo: Toa of Wind Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Granted, but they forgot to add the black squares D:I wish I was a ghost Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Granted. Your soul is dead inside due to the horrific and emotionally scarring death that brought about its ghost-like state.I wish I had a cheese sammich. XP Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Granted, but it is so small that it's barely satisfying.I wish I was a demon Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 (edited) granted your are exorcised and sent back to the underworld sorry so sadI wish that i was the priest that exorcised you Edited December 18, 2011 by Shadow Reaper Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Granted. The demon drags you back to the underworld with her. You are currently her slave.I wish I had a cup of hot cocoa. ^^ Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Granted, but it will never cool down to less then 333 degrees.I wish for a better wish. Quote Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 You wish for the world to explode.I wish I was a chess expert. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Granted, but your brain is so busy with all that chess stuff that you can't do anything else anymore.I wish I could travel faster than the speed of light Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 (edited) Granted. Your relative time moves backwards up to the point right before you made your wish. You wish again and the cycle repeats. You are stuck in the loop.I wish I had a loop de loop roller coaster. Edited December 18, 2011 by Tekulo: Toa of Wind Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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