The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but even though the laws of physics would not allow it, you fall out of the wagon at the highest point of the loop... and gravity hurts. Ouch.I wish I knew everything

[FrozenFlash]

Granted, but your head explodes because it overloaded.I wish this wish will be corrupted (inb4 the world explodes).

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it doesn't turn out quite like what you expectedI wish Life was like a lemon

[Takaru 1111]

Granded, now life always turns out sour.:(I wish I had an M1 Abrams.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it gets stuck in the mud. D:I wish I could fly to mars

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, you can now fly to mars, however, there is no air there.I wish my Abrams wasn't stuck in the mud.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but now it explodes :/I wish I was a Borg

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but you fall out of the cube.I wish I had a pizza.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it's already 100 years old! D:I wish I had a pet borg

[FrozenFlash]

Granted, but it hates you.I wish I could type faster.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but now your hands are so fast they fall off your arms. And keep typing.I wish I were a Ninja

[Trijhak]

Granted. You become a reverse-ninja: seen by everyone and making some extremely loud noises.I wish I did not mix up topics.

[Space: Ocean of Awe]

Granted. Now you just mix up web sites.I wish I could do things on time=)

[Trijhak]

Granted. You manage to do things so quickly that you never have anything to do, because you complete the stuff given to you within one minute. That also includes living.I wish everybody else wasn't secretly a dinosaur.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, we're secretly ponies.I wish that I'd reply to this topic.

[King Joe]

Granted, but all your posts are terrible.I wish that everything that I needed to pack and/or wash was already packed and/or washed.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but you leave it a home.Wish I could play guitar.

[Toa 95]

Granted. You can now play one chord!I wish I had one billion dollars.

[Elgra]

Granted! but the US gov. takes it to pay of its debt to China.I wish for Skyrim~Ptoly

[FrozenFlash]

Granted, but you found out that it's overated.I wish I have a pillow and a rock.

[Elgra]

Granted, but for some reason you put the rock under the pillow, and the rock is so sharp it kills you when you put your head on the rock to sleep.I wish for a cookie.~Ptoly

[Nytrone]

Granted. The cookie is made entirely of expired brussels sprouts and asparagus.I wish I could turn into Soundwave from Transformers 3.

Edited December 18, 2011 by Nytrone

[Toa 95]

Granted. However, you are killed by Bumblebee shoving his cannon through your chest and firing upward, blasting your head off.I wish I had every BIONICLE set ever created.

[Fractual Forever]

Granted. However, all these sets turned out to be bootlegs made from China and all broke after 10 minutes. You soon suffocated from the immense amount of broken bootleg pieces in your room.I wish turtles could fly!

[King Joe]

Granted. However, now they are deadly and have captured a princess. Now the fate of the monarchy rests in the hands of two plumbers. Good going.I wish I had more Sonic the Hedgehog games that worked on my systems.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. All of your television sets fizzle and die. Their warrenty expired and TVs everywhere go off the market. You can never play video games again.I wish I had a blue horse.

[Elgra]

Granted, but it hates youI wish the economy was much better(if you corrupt this, then i deem you to be evil)~Ptoly

[Klak]

Granted. But I lose my Imperial license.I wish I had my Imperial License again.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but the Empire has a sqad of Storm Troopers attack you.I wish I had a Rahkshi tooth pick.

[Trijhak]

Granted. You have a Rahaga tooth pick.Close enough, right?I wish could break the eighty-ninth wall.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Grante- oh wait... Sorry, Pinkiepie already beat you to it... The 89th wall no longer exists.I wish I had a hammer! Edited December 19, 2011 by Tekulo: Toa of Wind

[Elgra]

Granted, it falls on you foot and then turns into lava,I wish darth vader wins epic rap battles of history 2Ptoly

Edited December 19, 2011 by Comrade_Colonol

[FrozenFlash]

Granted, but Stephen Hawking actually stole the victory there.I wish I have a good laptop.

[BZCoolness]

Granted. It's so good it attracts a lot of attention, and is stolen the day after you get it.I wish we knew more about what happened in Equestria when Discord was its ruler.

[Archer Vonn]

granted, but people threw garbage at you because it was a secret.i wish i had more popsicle sticks so i could make another crossbow. ._.

[Fractual Forever]

Granted, but the popsicle sticks were too fragile and broke as soon as you finished the crossbow.I wish I had the Marauder's Map!

[Elgra]

Granted, but it's in madrin so you end up falling into a ton of booby traps, cept you don't make a cool escape Indiana jones Oh wellI wish i had a tank~Ptoly

[Nytrone]

Granted. You have a leaky fish tank.I wish I was more athletic.

[Trijhak]

Granted. You are so athletic that you spend all of your time training and playing sports and stuff, and nothing else.I wish I had a fire in my heart.

Edited December 19, 2011 by Impulse

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but when it goes out you're left behind burned out.I wish studying for school wasn't that annoying