a goose Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Granted, but it's inaccurate and keeps thinking you're touching something else.I wish I had a genetically mutated pet raccoon. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Spirit DM Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Granted, but it eats you I wish that Tahu could be a Toa Nuva again Quote Conflux: BIONICLE Tabletop Combat System Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Granted, but all the Kraata he turned to dust come back to life now the Golden Armour is deactivated.I wish for some kind of raccoon that doesn't have a stomach. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Spirit DM Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Granted, but it doesn't have a heart either and dies. I wish Tahu Nuva became a Toa Nuva and had all of his Golden Armor powers and all the Rahkshi kraata remained as ash or dust or whatever. Quote Conflux: BIONICLE Tabletop Combat System Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Allegretto~ Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Granted, but he dies due to all the dust. I wish I didn't have to do my homework. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Spirit DM Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Granted, but it's because you've been sent to prison for a suspicious signature. I wish that Vorox had wings. Quote Conflux: BIONICLE Tabletop Combat System Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I love pie Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Okay, but they must be hand-cranked so he falls down a cliff to a man saying, "And now for something completely different." I wish I had a pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Allegretto~ Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Granted, but it's pie-flavored. I wish multitasking was easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Xemnas~ Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Granted, but you get so wraped up in multitasking that all your friends leave you.I wish for a pet Zesk. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Ghosts of Bara Magna Profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblitus Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Granted, but the Zesk devours you with its tail. I wish Keetongu had friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyder ryder Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 They turn out to be more of his species, and they collectively go on a rampage. I wish that Teridax had an Ipod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Granted, but he listens to nothing but (in your opinion) terrible music. It makes him jealous of Mata Nui's good music, so he goes evil and plots to take over the universe. I wish I had some good music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 You get the good music, but a free MakutaKlak comes with it. And he takes all of the music. I wish that MakutaKlak was even more handsome, if that is possible. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 It is not posible, therefore it is not granted. I wish to be as handsome as MakutaKlak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ankarus Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Granted, but all of your friends don't like you because you are too handsome. I wish my new avatar would fit the full section that it is given. Quote Are you ready?The Clone Wars are back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraHau Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 It does, but then it overflows out of your computer, drowning you. I wish penguins could talk. Quote Every moment gives us a chance to become more than what we are.-Ryu, Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike: Fight for the FutureNot luck. It's what you do that makes you a hero.-Kopaka Nuva, MoLI have but one destiny.-Takanuva, MoL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ankarus Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 (edited) Wish granted. But since I was concentrating on something else, so the penguin turned into a pterodactyle. And... it ate you... I wish that I didn't have to drive to the store today to get some croissants for breakfast. Be back later. Edited October 26, 2011 by Ankarus Quote Are you ready?The Clone Wars are back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podu Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Wish granted. You encounter a car accident and never have to drive again. You're welcome I wish that Pie is an official element Quote 99.9% of BIONICLE fans forgot about Podu. If you happen to be the 0.1% that still remember him, copy and paste this into your sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Granted, but due to all the different variations of pie, the MU becomes overcrowded, and everyone dies due to a lack of living-space.I wish I'd never wished for a raccoon. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Spirit DM Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Due to double negatives the world explodes. I wish that Pirok hadn't destroyed the world. Quote Conflux: BIONICLE Tabletop Combat System Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Granted. I instead destroyed the rest of the universe, leaving Earth perfectly intact. However, without a Sun, Earth froze and everyone but that polar bear on the mint died as a result.I wish the universe still existed. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 It does, but another pocket universe is formed in your room. In this pocket world, everyone is Billy Joel. I wish they would sing us a song tonight. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 (edited) Granted, but it's the Quizno's smushed rat song I wish Bionicle Heroes was a real first person shooter. Edited October 27, 2011 by taku nova of planet earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Granted, but it becomes too violent, and is rated 100+.I wish I'd wish that I'd wished. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Wish for a wish granted, however thanks to a post hypnotic suggestion, your wish was to be ugly. I wish I could fly. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Granted, but I mishear you and think you wished to be a fly.I wish I had control over every letter in the dictionary. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraHau Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Granted, but you turn every letter to "raccoon" and wreck the English-speaking world. I wish for better potatoes. Quote Every moment gives us a chance to become more than what we are.-Ryu, Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike: Fight for the FutureNot luck. It's what you do that makes you a hero.-Kopaka Nuva, MoLI have but one destiny.-Takanuva, MoL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 These potatoes, they were genetically altered to make them grow larger and tastier. However, they also became sentient. They form a union, and go on strike. You are never able to eat another potato again.I wish I had Sonic Generations. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Raccoon, raccoon raccoon raccoon RACCOON RACCOON RACCOON. (Granted, but it's the WORST GAME EVER)Raccoon raccoon raccoon raccoon raccoon Raccoon raccoon. (I wish I could write English again) Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraHau Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Granted, but now you can only say "raccoon" whenever you try to speak a word. I wish cupcakes would fall from the sky. Quote Every moment gives us a chance to become more than what we are.-Ryu, Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike: Fight for the FutureNot luck. It's what you do that makes you a hero.-Kopaka Nuva, MoLI have but one destiny.-Takanuva, MoL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Raccoon, raccoon racc'oon raccoon raccoon. (Granted, but they're coffee flavoured)Raccoon raccoon raccoon racc'oon raccoon raccoon raccoon raccoon. (I wish I didn't have to say raccoon) Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- JL - Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 That would, but you have to prove that you can spell Raccoon. I wish that I could make other people like me. Quote GT: Jl1223 X <----add me :3 (╯◕_◕)╯ BZPRPG Profiles 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 They like you so much they kill you so that they can have your body stuffed and mounted in their home.I wish I had a pet... Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 You get one, but it's a mutated raccoon, and it eats you, before taking over the world.I wish King Joe's raccoon hadn't taken over the world. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Granted, but Dr. Eggman did.I wish I could run at Mach 1 with the reaction time associated with it as well as being able to breathe and see at said speed. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 You forgot to mention friction proof clothing in your wish, so now your trousers are on fire. I wish Pohatu would use his mask of speed while moonwalking. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Granted, but he turns into Michael Jackson, a fate worse than death.I wish that my pants didn't catch fire... Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 (edited) Wish granted, you crash straight into the ocean at supersonic speeds and the results are not pretty to say the least. I wish I Vakama sang "Don't stop me now" with the voice of Freddie Mercury at Xia. Edited October 27, 2011 by The Invisible Noob Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Granted, but you look like Vakama while you're doing it, and everyone but BIONICLE fans run away screaming. The BIONICLE fans throw rotten fruit at you because Vakama never sang said song in canon, and you don't sound like Vakama.I wish that I had $30 to spend on whatever I like. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 (edited) I love it when I make a spelling mistake.. You have 30 dollars to spend ... and then you spontaneously combust because I ran out of imagination. I wish mount Ihu was flying. Edited October 27, 2011 by The Invisible Noob Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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