King Joe Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Granted. But they get killed with snowballs and Christmas cookies from people trying to get them into the holiday spirit.I wish that I had pizza to eat for supper. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Granted, but the pizza was poisoned.I wish I could think of a signature to make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa 95 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 (edited) You do, but when you create it, it looks awful.I wish I could become Optimus Prime. Edited December 10, 2011 by Toa 95 Quote Toa 95 Comics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Granted, but you die fighting the decepticons.I wish that I had some ice cream. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa 95 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 A cone of ice cream appears in your hand, but you taste it and find out its a flavor you hate.I wish I were famous. Quote Toa 95 Comics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Granted. Your are very famous, for harbouring a weapon of mass destruction.I wish those voices in my head would go away...=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa 95 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 They do, only for new ones to show up.I wish I could fly. Quote Toa 95 Comics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madara Uchiha Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Granted but as soon as you do, you get hit by a plane,I wish I could control things by just thinking. Quote Fear the power of the Uchiha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarohum Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, you have to have a stupid eyepiece over one eye for it to work. I wish I had a monkey paw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Granted, but the monkey paw is replaces your hand, taking away your opposable thumb.I wish that all of existence is destroyed. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Coffee Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 (edited) Granted. You are the first to go and never see the fruit of your work.I wish there were no wars. Edited December 10, 2011 by Nohiki Quote === COFFEE GUZZLER ===BZPRPG profiles-Chronicles of Tara-Ascension Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBBBalta Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 There are no more wars, but now everyone just kills whoever they want without taking sides.I wish I could teleport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Congratulations, you can teleport. But, it only allows you to teleport one atom at your body at a time.I wish I was less paranoid. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Granted, you become so non-paranoid you become boring, so your friends leave you.I wish animals could speak in English! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Granted. Humans can now only make the noises animals make.I wish that I was stairs. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Granted, but a construction crew demolishes the house you're in.I wish I could be a bit more flexible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Granted, you turn into rubber.I wish the mask was mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 (edited) you havve to sign a ton a paperwwork an by the time you can actually havve the mask you are sevven thousand years oldi wwish i could kill all land dwwellers Edited December 10, 2011 by caligulasAquarium Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Granted, but you kill yourself because you're a land dweller.I wish I cold run on water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 (edited) Granted. You become a water strider. You know, those spider things?I wish that I didn't have to wash my clothes today. Edited December 10, 2011 by King Joe Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 (edited) BLUH GLUBBIN LAND DWWELLER NINJASyour clothes are wwashed by mud golems leavvin them evven dirtier than beshorei wwish i cod fly Edited December 10, 2011 by caligulasAquarium Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Granted. You become a cod with wings. I wish I could be intangible. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Granted. You cease to exist in any tangible form. Since air passes right through you, you die.I wish that I could control energy. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Granted, but you got overloaded with energy and get destroyed like how the Bohrok-Kal are defeated.I wish I have the power to predict the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 You have the power to predict the past. Which everybody already knows.I wish I had the ability to become a rock. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Granted, but someone picks you up, throws you, and you break.I wish I have the ability to teleport to other dimensions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madara Uchiha Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Granted, but what you didn't know was that you can only teleport once. So you get stuck in some strange dimension.I wish I could create things out of thin air. Quote Fear the power of the Uchiha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa 95 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 (edited) Granted. But you, for whatever reason, create an assassin to work for you. He betrays you, killing you in your sleep.I wish I could live without having to breathe. Edited December 10, 2011 by Toa 95 Quote Toa 95 Comics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madara Uchiha Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Granted however you die after not breathing for five minutes.I wish I could sense evil thoughts. Quote Fear the power of the Uchiha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa 95 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Granted however you die after not breathing for five minutes.You do realize that I wished for the ability to live without breathing, right?Anyway, your wish is granted. However, you sense all the evil thoughts in the world simultaneously. Because of this, you are driven insane to the point where you commit suicide.I wish that I had telekinesis. Quote Toa 95 Comics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madara Uchiha Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Granted however you die after not breathing for five minutes.You do realize that I wished for the ability to live without breathing, right?Anyway, your wish is granted. However, you sense all the evil thoughts in the world simultaneously. Because of this, you are driven insane to the point where you commit suicide.I wish that I had telekinesis.Yeah I did, what I meant is that you are granted the ability to live for 5 minutes, then you die.Your wish is granted, however the use of telekinesis tires you out so much, you can only use once in 10 years. Quote Fear the power of the Uchiha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 No wish? Nothing happens.I wish something happened. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Granted. You get beaten and robbed.I wish the year 2012 could come faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa 95 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 It does, but nothing special happens. You are disappointed.I wish my comic series was really popular. Quote Toa 95 Comics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Granted, but it's popular for a few weeks. After that, everyone got bored of it.I wish something good happens to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa 95 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Granted. You find fifty dollars lying on the street. However, when you try to buy something with it, the man at the check-out counter quickly realizes it's a counterfeit.I wish I discovered a valuable treasure. Quote Toa 95 Comics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Granted, it was the left sock you lost a few years ago. What? It's valuable!I wish I could breathe fire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Granted, but you have to eat rainbows to do so.I wish my day was going better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Granted, you just found a nickle. And then you fell down a random hole for no reason whatsoever.I wish for a PARTY CANNON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Granted! You are shot out of it at high speed. Into a black hole.I wish I was famous. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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