Fractual Forever Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Granted. They came back, though. Turns out no one could ever fully remove the haters from our world.I wish I had a secret room that will only reveal itself to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Ptolemic Of Zyglak Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Granted, but then you go away too, for hating on haters XPIronic....ain't it?I wish we could allcjust get along and be friends ~Ptoly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Granted, but now you can't stop singing "Why can't we be friends?" and are locked in a closet because your singing is atrocious.I wish that BZP would stop having slow servers!! Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Ptolemic Of Zyglak Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Granted, and then bzp chnages it's mind and it gives you chronic depression....and you refuse to eat anything but marmalade wafflesI wish finals did not exist, b/c they are boring and time consuming....just glad I'm home now, so yeah, i wish finals ceased to exist~Ptoly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Granted. Finals cease to exist, but the tests don't. They just aren't final.I wish that I had a NERF rocket launcher. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Ptolemic Of Zyglak Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Granted, but you blow your self up....again.I wish that Russia and the USA decided to take over the world togetherAnd England and Germany can join too I guess~Ptoly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Gear Minun Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Granted, I just throw China, and a little India and Japan into the mix and we have a finely made Status Quo.Bon appetiteI wish I could lose weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Ptolemic Of Zyglak Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Granted, but then you gain some of it back because you came to our victoypry celebration after the war.I wish that I knew whatctovwish for...not the best thing to say in corrupt-a-wish......~Ptoly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 (edited) Granted. You realize that you want to wish for a dolphin as a pet so you could ride it into the second dimension and save an entire race from evil and then be named the supreme overlord. Unfortunately you wasted your wish when you wished you knew what to wish for, and now you cannot wish for said wish you wished in wishful thinking. You are a sad panda.I wish for said wish of the dolphin. Edited December 16, 2011 by Tekulo: Toa of Wind Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Ptolemic Of Zyglak Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Granted, but it dies of a heart attack.Inwish I was the most awesome sniper panda ever, instead of a sad panda~Ptoly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Granted, but you get shot in the eye through the scope and die, a la Saving Private Ryan.I wish that I could watch the Karate Kid again. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Granted. It is the 10th remake as Hollywood is out of original ideas. Everything is wrong about the movie and it's not even the same story anymore. They decided to make this one a musical with horrible lyrics, bad melody and the choreography is extremely lack-luster. Your hope and innocence are forever lost in a sea of disappointment. I wish I had a nickle! =D Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Granted. You get a nickle. While you pick it up, your wallet with all the rest of your money is stolen.I wish I got a starring role in a hit movie and did a fantastic job in it and loved my role and went on to make several sequels, each one better and more well-received than the last. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Ptolemic Of Zyglak Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 (edited) Granted, you get hit by a car and dieI wish for a sandwich~Ptoly Edited December 16, 2011 by Comrade_Colonol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Granted. The sandwich hears about how you just killed a movie star and wants nothing to do with you. The sandwich goes on to lead a giant protest against you and all of the fangirls of that actor are at your doorstep with fire and lip gloss. Think lip gloss sounds harmless? You don't know the half of it... ;-;I wish for a lasso. ^^ Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 You choke yourself with it.I wish I had Chili Dogs for supper. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Ptolemic Of Zyglak Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Granted, the smell produced after words gets you quarantined...and you suffocate on your one bean fumes I wish for a magical barracuda ~Ptoly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Granted. Unfortunately magic doesn't work in this dimension and you get exiled into nowhere for bringing illegal magic.I wish my mom would let me get a cat that is alive and well, and very nice and the best cat I could wish for, and that it did not die, disappear, or run away and everything was happy ever after.=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Ptolemic Of Zyglak Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Granted, you get it, its all that you wanted....and then you implodeI wish, for, a...............humvee ~Ptoly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Granted. It lands on you.I wish my pizza will get here quickly. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 It does, but it has no box and is only half baked.I wish that it had a box, and was baked to perfection! Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 GRANTED!But I can't share.I wish I could share. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Ptolemic Of Zyglak Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Granted, but I eatcmost of itI wish for 3 more perfect pizzas for us...I might even share more this time~Ptoly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Granted, But the Pizza boy got lost in the amazon jungle, and had to eat them to survive.I wish I ruled land, air, and sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Ptolemic Of Zyglak Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Granted, but that ticked off the Greek gods, so they had you sacrificed, oh well.I wish for those pizzas...again, im hungry~Ptoly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Granted, but it was the same guy, this time he got lost in the Sahara desertI wish I had a dessert island Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Predictably, you get a desert island instead.I wish some corruptions were not so predictable. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Granted, They're all predictable, predictably.I wish I didn't wish this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Granted, you lost your ability to wish for predictability.I wish the element of surprise was on the periodic table of elements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 It is now the only element on the periodic table of elements.I wish I was better than I am. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 You are but its not a noticable difference.I wish I would get a cold. Quote Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. However, this isn't just your common cold. This cold turns into pneumonia. In their desperation for you to get better, your parent go back in time and stop you from getting the cold. This causes a paradox, and your wish for a cold causes the universe to end, and a man in a blue phone box has to fix it.I wish I had a Sonic Screwdriver replica. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Granted, but it broke when you tried to pick it up.I wish I had a better pair of shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Granted, they are platform shoes that are 10 miles high. You are constantly light headed due to the altitude and require assistance from your local fire department when putting the shoes on and when taking them off. You fear of tripping every single time you take a step. You never walk with peace of mind again.I wish I had a pizza (that sounds so good right now you don't even know). Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Granted, Its that same pizza boy, This time he gets lost in Antarctica.I wish he'd stop getting lost and having to eat the pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Vonn Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 granted, but he got there in under 30 minutes and it turns out you ordered from the most expensive delivery place ever in the world and didn't know iti wish i ninja the guy below me Quote 3DS: 3711-9364-3152 PSN: AidecVoros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. But the guy below you edited his post. With a time machine.I wish that the pizza guy WOULD GIVE US A BREAK! COME ON! IT'S GOTTA BE THE TENTH PIZZA WE ORDERED! Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Granted, but he doesn't get paid if the pizza isn't delivered.I wish the pizza guy would succeed in delivering that pizza sometime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa 95 Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Granted. However, the pizza is three weeks late. On the upside, you get a free pizza. However, at this point, it is cold.I wish my mind could be uploaded into a robot body. Quote Toa 95 Comics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Granted, you are now inside a lonely, rusted Mars rover.I wish I hadn't taken an arrow to the knee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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