The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Naota Takizawa]

Here, have $400 for one gram of cocaine.

 

Turaga Whenua wishes for a new kanohi.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but it's shipped to you by accident. It's a Kanohi Ignika, but by putting it on, you get cursed with the ability to implode yourself by exhaling.

 

Tough luck living with that.

 

 

I wish for ice cream.

[Naota Takizawa]

In revenge for messing up the delivery, I turn you into a power screaming rahkshi.

 

I wish I was nominated for naming day.

[Toru Nui]

You are nominated, but your new name is terrible.

 

I wish I had something to wish for.

[Naota Takizawa]

 (Turaga Vakama): "We shall rename Midori (my self MOC) and he will be called... Meedooree!" 

Midori: "Oh come on!"

 

Someone wished for a powerless great Hau painted in pink and decorated with glitter, but they forgot to pick it up from the post office. Here you go. *hands it over.* 

 

I wish Jaller let me join the Ta-Koro Guard.

[McNugget]

Granted, your first task, is to take down an entire Rama-Hive, By yourself.
 
 
I wish for my Entry to win BBC70

[Toa Kayn]

Granted. It turns out to be constructed out of 3D printed parts and you are permanently banned from all contests.

 

I wish I could write the coolest epic of all time

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

Granted, but your computer breaks before you can post it.

I wish to be more active in the CaW game.

[McNugget]

Granted, you are more active in the Caw game, short for KA-CAW, and game played by Maneating Hawks, Pidgeons, Kittens, and other horrifying flying animals.

 

I wish that-

[Naota Takizawa]

I interrupt you and wish for swimming lessons from Hahli. *goes swimming with her*

 

Next wish, I wish to go windflying with Kongu!

[McNugget]

Granted, though not being a Le-Matoran(Like I am) with their adept abilities in the air, you fall to your doom.

 

I wish for a Jetpack

[Owlexander]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

 

 

"I... I... I wish to be a homs!"

[Naota Takizawa]

I don't know what that is, so I'll give you a new home... In an abandoned warehouse basement.

 

I wish I could play Kohlii with Hewkii.

[Owlexander]

Granted, but he whacks your face with the Kohlii stick.

 

 

How have you not heard of Xenoblade Chronicles?

 

 

I wish to be... a monado boi. :3

[Naota Takizawa]

I don't know what that is, so I'll make you into a Madu Cabolo.

 

I wish Nuparu gave me a Boxor.

[Owlexander]

Granted, it BOXORs you outta the ring.

 

 

I wish for my puns to be glorious.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you make Pohatu seem inferior and he kicks you in the mouth for revenge.

 

I wish Matoro would give me a pet.

[Owlexander]

Granted, but the pet kills you along with Matoro, thereby shattering the Matoran Universe, since Matoro was never able to give up his life to revive Mata Nui... yeah, thanks for that.

 

 

 

I wish to have time powers!

[Naota Takizawa]

You get to use ice powers for 1 minute.

 

I wish Tahnok Va would take me to a Halloween party.

[Owlexander]

Granted, but he takes control of your body and sets you on fire.

 

 

 

I just want to be happy. ;-;

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you are now a blue cat with wings. (He's a character from the manga, Fairy Tail) 

 

I wish I could go treasure hunting with Gahlok Va.

[McNugget]

Granted, but...

 

"Its a trap!"-Admiral Ackbar.

 

I wish for a Blue Apple.

[Naota Takizawa]

I'm not colorblind, I'm color deficient, so I give you a normal apple, but it looks grey to me.

 

I wish Levahk Va could train me in the art of being a ninja. 

[McNugget]

I asked for a Blue apple, not a Grey apple.

 

granted, your first test is to catch a Poison tipped arrow, coming at your head, at 3000Mph.

 

I wish for a BLUE apple

[Naota Takizawa]

Wish granted, you get an apple, but it's dipped in blue paint.

 

I wish Pahrak Va would clean up my poop-stained statue of Midori and Amaya.

[Owlexander]

Granted, but it gets pooped on even more than before.

 

 

I wish for mahniez.

[Naota Takizawa]

You get a million mahniez and with the exchange rate being excellent, it is converted to a million widgets. Unfortunately, a million widgets is worth a single digit in whatever currency you use.

 

I wish Nuhvok Va would spy on my enemies. 

[Owlexander]

Granted, but when you ask for the deed to be done, he kills you instead.

 

 

 

I think we can all agree here when I wish Pokémon were real.

[McNugget]

Granted, You get a Pikachu as your first, and it electrocutes you several times...

 

Whereas I have a Sceptile, and it's Mega evolved form has lightning rod.

 

I wish for Sceptilite

[Owlexander]

Granted, but it's a skeptical Sceptilite.

 

 

 

I wish for delphox. :3

[Naota Takizawa]

You get a delphox, but it listens to Adele all day long and disobeys you. 

 

I wish Kohrak Va would teach me how to climb mountains. 

[Owlexander]

Granted, but you get crushed by an avalanche.

 

 

 

I wish for Quilava and for Delphox to at least turn down the radio... >~>

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, Quilava destroys the radio and Delphox attacks it in revenge. 

 

I wish Tahu Nuva made me into a Toa Nuva.

[Owlexander]

Granted, but your mask looks hideous.

 

 

 

 

I wish Quilava and Delphox would stop fighting!

[Naota Takizawa]

*Looks in Mirror* There's four gaps in my mask, for some reason, there are veins everywhere and my circuitry detail is going haywire! I look amazing. 

 

Wish granted, they stop fighting each other, but they go to the lake and pick on some duckletts. 

 

I wish Gali Nuva didn't hate me with a burning passion. 

[Owlexander]

Granted, now Tahu does.

 

 

 

I wish for pokeballz.

[McNugget]

Granted, all of them always Fail

 

I wish for 1,000,000 Master Balls.

[Owlexander]

Granted, the balls are masters at bouncing.

 

 

 

I wish to go on a wild adventure with my pokémon team!

[McNugget]

Granted, 8 of them die, the other 42 are Injured, and 3 Survive unharmed cuz they patrat and aint nobody evah use patrats.

 

I wish this world of pokemon would suddenly disintegrate, and leave everyone sitting on their couches.

[Owlexander]

Granted, but the pokémon regenerate and go back to all their owners lovingly, including mine. :3

 

 

 

 

I wish for Halo.