Dwanny Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Granted, you accidentally switch in to the "unswitchable" dimension, and are trapped in a world where Gandi roams the earth killing everyone and Hitler is a peace-activist. Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Since you didn't post a wish, you are now a cucumber.I wish for awesomeness in form of a meal Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 (edited) Granted, but it tastes terrible.I wish I was more well known. Edited May 8, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Granted, I shall now rate you 4/5.Oh wait, wrong game.I wish for great music! Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwanny Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 granted... goshdarnit, i hate this kind of wish. I wish for everlasting joy! Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Granted, but it is not for you, it is for some random person.I wish more than 3 people would post here. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Granted. I am the fourth man. But now, no one can make references to a film made in '49 involving Orson Welles and the Cold War.I wish someone would know what movie I'm talking about! Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Granted, but only one person does, and they never post anyway.I wish for a giant swimming pool. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Granted, but it's full of piranhas!I wish I were the personification of death Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 You turn into a corpse. You can't really do much besides sit around and rot. But, hey, at least you get to count the flies!I wish I could live in the internet. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 (edited) (Removed.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Granted. It's not used, not smelly, but slightly carnivorous.I wish you didn't type in all caps. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 (edited) (Removed.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Granted, but he doesn't make the show anyway.I wish I knew who Matt was and why we love him Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Granted, but people murder you for not knowing before this.I wish I could figure out how to draw Barricade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 (edited) (Removed.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexann Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Granted but,I throw the pie in your face.I wish could FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 (edited) (Removed.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexann Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Granted but, in Soviet Russia THE OMELET WISHES IT HADN'T EATEN YOU SO .I wish I could destroy Justin Bieber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 (edited) (Removed.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexann Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Granted but,the granter isn't even sure what that so......I wish I had a cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 (edited) (Removed.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexann Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Granted but,in Soveit Russia the rat WANTS YOU!I wish I had a Hau Nuva. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Granted, but it breaks.I wish I had a pet batman Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Granted, but it runs away.I wish for an albino crocodile. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 granted, but it swims awayI wish for an insanely long corruption of this wish Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Granted, but it's spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam.I wish I could fly. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Granted, but you will never be the same person after crashing into a helicopter.I wish for peace and happiness Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Granted, but you only have it for one day every year.I wish I had a bulldozer, must work properly, cannot get me put in jail, cannot destroy anything important to you. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Liars Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Granted. You drive it off a cliff.I wish I could sleep less but still be fully rested. Quote ___ ___ ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 (edited) Granted, but you only sleep 1 millisecond less.I wish I had a bulldozer, must work properly, cannot get me put in jail, cannot destroy anything important to anyone, and I cannot drive it off a cliff. Edited May 9, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Granted, but it kills you when you go off the cliff.I wish that I had a robot that did my homework in my handwriting, and knew all the answers, so my mom would finaly get off my case, and nobody, except me, would know about my robot. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 (you obviously didn't read my whole wish)Granted, but you are driven mad by guilt. I wish I had a bulldozer, must work properly, cannot get me put in jail, cannot destroy anything important to anyone, and I cannot drive it off a cliff Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 (edited) (Removed.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernst Stavro Blofeld Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Granted, but you have to give it away after it starts trying to gum you to death.I wish I had a George Lucas-signed copy of The Star Wars Holiday Special. Quote http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf If you're severely addicted to copying and pasting things into your signature, copy and paste this into your signature. Then call rehab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Granted; George Lucas signed a copied picture of The Star Wars Holiday Special, just for you.I wish there were more obstacles to effectively train Parkour on in the area I live in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 The area where you live is now completely littered with obstacles, beams and jumps for parkour. However, you never get the chance to practise because it's constantly being used by Runners and Assassin's as they carry out their wacky missions.I wish I was nocturnal. And that there were also more jobs for the nocturnal folk. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexann Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Grated but you sleep most of the day.I wish I could not wish what I am about to wish for that would make me wish that I could wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Granted. You don't wish for what you were about to wish that would make you wish you could wish. Unfortunately, this is rejected by the International Paradox and Confusing Wish Organization (IPCW) and they arrest you for making that wish (or not wishing for the wish, whatever).I wish your wish to wish for what you were about to wish that would make you wish you could wish didn't overuse the word 'wish'. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexann Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Granted but, what does that even mean so you don't get your wish.Wish that I could Have a KAUKAU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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