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Granted, but everyone starts a war to see who can conquer all of North America. Nice move there. <_<I wish my room wasn't so hot at night.


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granted it becomes so cold you freeze to death while you sleepI wish sardines tasted like snicker bars


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Granted. Everyone has writers block, so they decide to go for a random story set-up. The plot is quickly lost and everyone decides to scrap the story.I wish I could finish my epic on schedule.


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Granted, but it's inexplicably disturbing to think about.I wish I could fight like Fedor Emelianenko.

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You get it in a few decades...Right after you have sold your entire Bionicle collection.I wish fallen stars were edible (safely edible).

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Granted, but you get bored from getting granted the same wish over and over again.I wish that this wish won't be granted until I say so.


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Granted. It lags on everyone else's computer. Eventually everyone else stops playing due to the poor game quality. TF2 closes down due to a lack of players.I wish I had a room filled with Lego bricks.


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Granted, but it eventually comes to the point where you can't get out of the room there are so many Lego bricks.I wish I had some motivation to write something.


On the day the wall came down / They threw the locks onto the ground

And with glasses high / We raised a cry / For freedom had arrived

 

On the day the wall came down / The ship of fools had finally run aground

Promises lit up the night / Like paper doves in flight

 

I dreamed you had left my side / No warmth, not even pride remained

And even though you needed me / It was clear that I could not do a thing for you

 

Now life devalues day by day / As friends and neighbors turn away

And there's a change that even with regret / Cannot be undone

 

Now frontiers shift like desert sands / While nations wash their bloodied hands

Of loyalty, of history / In shades of grey

 

I woke to the sound of drums / The music played, the morning sun streamed in

I turned and I looked at you / And all but the bitter residues slipped away

 

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Granted, but their manually tuned jokes are worse.I wish for an apple, some matches, a circuit board, a three hole punch, bacon, and a screwdriver.


I was there when Bionicle started in 2001. The next ten years were a great run. Sadly, all things must come to an end. But I will stop by and check in from time to time.

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Granted, they were all mashed up and therefore rendered unusable.I wish I had a pet goldfish!

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Granted, but you catch them in the turbine of a jet engine on your first flight, fall several thousand feet and the wings never work again.I wish for no negative impacts when I wish for things.


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Granted. Now your life goes down the drain whenever you're not wishing.I wish my wish would not be granted."That is not dead which can eternal lie, / And with strange aeons even death may die."


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Your wish is paradoxed, and explodes the Universe. GAME OVERI wish life wasn't a game.


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Granted. All of the fans of "The Game of Life" are on your doorstep with torches and pitchforks. In the meantime, I'm in the corner with some popcorn, soda and my 3-D glasses ready to watch the show. ^^I wish I had a refill of my rootbeer.


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Granted. The bag, now full of kit-kat bars, falls on you, in possession of Minun4.I wish that I had a more interesting signature.


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granted they see you as a outsider and throw you in the pit of deathI wish that i had a catapult


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Granted, the catapult is made of wood and caught fire in a thunderstorm. :3I wish I posted more.


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Granted, but you only post in CoT and therefore your post count never goes up ever. XPI wish I had a magical button that when I press it something magical happens.

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