*The Coalition of World Domination is sitting around*
Von Nebula: Alright. Let's go over all the roles.
Blaster: Strike Team Flying Slizers, you are music and decorations.
Von Nebula: Strike Team Green, you are on selling our romantic stuff.
Blaster: Strike Team Other Slizers, same thing.
Von Nebula: Strike Team Glatorian, you are on making the pit of acid in my room.
Blaster: Strike Team Gravity, you are refreshments.
Von Nebula: And Blaster, you are organization and backup.
Blaster: So what is the first order of buisness?
Von Nebula: Follow me.
*The Female Revolutionary League is chatting*
Helyrx: So, we got our own rooms to ourselves!
Breez: I don't have to live with the slobs anymore!
*Von Nebula and Blaster walk in*
Helyrx: Why are you here?
Von Nebula: We want to hold a dance!
Blaster: And we need you to agree to it!
Kiina: Why are you doing this?
Gali: I thought you were evil!
Von Nebula: We are. We're going to make so much money off of chocolates, cheesy cards, Rent-A-Tux, Rent-A-Dress and tickets that we'll be able to something evil!
Helyrx: We accept.
Kiina: I knew you would nev- Wait what?
Helyrx: Just make it a girls's choice dance.
Blaster: Thank you!
*The evil Titans leave*
Gray: I can't believe you agreed to this!
Luna: So, if the tangent is TOA, then you have to use the sine, which is SOH.
Gali: Is all she does talk about science-y mumbo jumbo?
Nightslizer Moon: Yes. It's so boring!
Kiina: But you're not around to listen to her. If she's active, you're not, so you can't hear her...
Gali: Meow. Meow. Mrow.
Gray: What is happening?
Luna: The diluted venom extracted from the spider-like Rahi called, 'Visorak' is giving her a bestial mindset.
Breez: Um, what?
Nightslizer Moon: The Hordika Venom is messing with her head.
Helyrx: If you're going to emulate an animal, at least emulate one with power! Be a lion!
Gali: ROAR! ROAR!
Helyrx: Much better.
*Electro and Flare are hanging up decorations.*
Electro: So, I want to be DJ.
Flare: I want to be DJ!
Energy: I want to be DJ!
Electro: There is but one way to settle this.
Flare: A fight. Traditional rules. No powers, no weapons, hand to hand. Loser commits seppuku.
Energy: I don't think we need that last part.
Flare: Yeah, that is a little harsh.
Electro: A little?
Flare: Okay! A lot!
*The two Slizers prepare for a fight and charge at each other.*
*The two begin fighting. Then, Electro reigns supreme over Flare."
Energy: Not so fast!
Electro: I have defeated my opponent!
Energy: As long as there is another, you must fight them or commit seppuku. Which is outdated, but still!
Electro: Very well. I accept the challenge.
*Electro starts beating himself up.*
*Gray enters the RoboRider garage and hops out of her cycle*
Lava: I'm better because I'm Class C!
Swamp: Well, I'm OS! Hey look, Gray seems like she's about to ask one of us out!
Gray: Lava, will you go out with me?
Lava: YES! All those chocolates and cards worked!
Gray: ...What chocolates and cards?
Lava: You know, all the ones I stuffed into your room from the small letter hole!
*Gray opens up her door and a mountain of cards and chocolates collapses on her.*
Swamp: So, why did you ask out Lava and not me?
Gray: He's Class C. Much better than you.
Swamp: But he's out of your league! I'm your Class!
Gray: He certainly thinks that.
*Helyrx and Gali walk into the Toa area*
Gali: I want to go with a Mata!
Helyrx: Then I'll go with someone that isn't a Mata.
Gali: Kopaka, do you want to go to the dance with me?
Kopaka: Yes! Why me?
Gali: Hm. You're the only Class F in the entire Coliseum, and you're Nuva. ARE YOU CRAZY?
Helyrx: Now I have to find a date.
Matoro: Here's my card asking you to go to the dance with me. I know you'll say no, but it's worth a shot.
Helyrx: I like your meekness. Plus, you're the non-Mata that has a distinguishing feature!
Matoro: Really? What's that? And you like meekness?
Helyrx: You are a Champion.
Kopaka: YEAH! Me and one of my posse are going to the dance! So, anyone up for a double date?
Helyrx: Sounds good to me!
Matoro: Well, if Helyrx likes the idea, then I do too.
*Luna walks into the Slizer's library.*
Sub: We Slizers are such cultured gentlemen!
Pahrak #0597: I can't believe you live in such messiness!
Torch: It's not really that messy.
*Pahrak straightens out one book that was on a table*
Millennium: So, why are you here?
Luna: I've come to ask someone to the dance.
Sub: Oh. Is it me?
Sub: That is fine with me. More time to read!
Luna: Millennium, I choose you.
Millennia: Oh, Nightslizer, here's my card.
Nightslizer Moon: Did you just ask someone out when you already had a date?
Millennium: No, I want to go with Luna.
Millennia: I want to go with Nightslizer.
Mil Hordika: WOOF BARK! ARF BARK?
[color=#ffffff;]Mil Hordika: [/color][color=#000000;][I want fetch. You want fetch?][/color]
[color=#000000;]Torch: How long has Mil Hordika had subtitles?[/color]
[color=#000000;]Scuba: Prior to this, he probably wasn't actually saying anything.[/color]
Mil Hordika: ARF BARK WOOF! ARF ARF!
Scuba: And that confirms it.
*Kiina walks into the boiler room*
Kiina: Hey, Strack do you want to go to the dance with me?
Strack: Uh, uh.
Kiina: Um, why are you pouring acid into a pot in the boiler room?
Skrall: Uh, uh.
Strack: Um, look Kiina. Von doesn't want us taking dates.
Kiina: You mean you don't want to go to the dance with me?
Strack: Well, yes, but-
Kiina: You fon't think I look good? *Crying*
Strack: Skrall, what do we do?
Skrall: I don't know!
Gresh: Kiina did you get my car- Why are you crying?
Kiina: These two don't want to go to the dance with me!
Grash: I do!
Kiina: Oh. I forgot you were sponsored.
*Breez makes her way through dirty clothes piled knee high.*
Evo: Behold! A lone female enters our den of messiness!
Stormer: What task thou here?
Furno: Begone at once, or face the dracons!
Breez; Have you been playing World of Shakespeare?
Surge: Yes, we hath. It wath Nex who introducedeth us to it.
Breez: That's not real Shakespeare. You know that, right?
Bulk: Yes. We knoweth.
Breez: I choose Furno.
Furno: Whyeth does thou wisheth to do with me?
Breez: You're Class B and upgraded. And stop talking like that!
Furno: Fine. Now, let's see if we can get Nex to talk!
*Lava is getting ready for the dance*
Lava: Putting on my tux. Do do do do dee!
???: Stop right there. I'm going with Gray to the dance!
Lava: She asked me out! Who are you?
???: Wouldn't you like to know!
Lava: I'll fight you!???: I doubt you'll win. Out of your cycle you're weak.
Lava: How do you plan on tricking Gray?
???: Simple. I'll get in your cycle and use your voice modifier.
*Lava and ??? fight. ??? ties Lava up.*
Lava: You'll never get away with this.
*This comedy has 1213 words*