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Hordaki

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  1. Granted. The zombies eat your limbs and leave you to rot in pain for eternity. I wish Discord was part of the Mane 6.
  2. Granted, now you can speak Comic Sans. I wish for a Draconequus.
  3. Granted. You get a job stepping on the bricks to test sharpness. I wish for a Draconequus.
  4. Granted, but thankfully I had a warranty. I wish pigs could fly.
  5. Granted, but you forget how to type. I wish I new how too u's gramer corektlee.
  6. Granted, this wish is. Die in a cold swamp, you will. Talk like Yoda, I wish people would.
  7. Granted, but you're full. I wish the Justice League was real.
  8. Granted, his show is a moss. Meaning all he does now is talk about moss. I wish I had money (that wasn't counterfeit).
  9. Granted, but it stops working. I wish I could bend the elements (like from The Legend of Korra).
  10. The Bone Hunters catch up and reveal they just wanted to give them a ride. Gresh attacks Takanuva.
  11. Out comes a 200-foot tall Gollum. In go the Bohrok armies.
  12. An exciting airship Lewa alway rode awesomely. Bohrok.
  13. Fortunately, they keep their morality and use their light/dark powers for good.
  14. I do get on your level. With a Vahki army. That make you give me the mask. Mine.
  15. Granted, it's called I am Helryx and it's only avalible to watch in Korea. I wish for 2 Awesome Cosmic Chickens.
  16. Granted, it dies. I wish I could wish about something other than the Awesome Cosmic Chicken.
  17. Granted, but you forget how to swim. I wish I had another Awesome Cosmic Chicken.
  18. Granted, but it was poisoned. I wish my Awesome Cosmic Chicken would come back to me.
  19. Granted. It leaves you. I wish for an Awesome Cosmic Chicken.
  20. Granted, now they're so hot they melt your tires. I wish for the ability to stop procrastinating.
  21. Granted, now your cat is scrawny and frail. I wish I had Laser Vision.
  22. Granted, and now you feel guilty for giving me arthritis. I wish I had a pet Creeper.
  23. Hordaki

    Tonight's Closing Thoughts #428

    That is beautiful. Use it. NOW.
  24. Granted. Your face is stuck looking like that for the rest of time. I wish for pie-flavored pie ala mode.
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