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ToaKapura1234

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  1. Begone logic is nt welcome in Mafia (But yeah seriously if we're not done discussing this we should take it to the discussion topic)
  2. No that was early Third Age, I didn't play any Second age games.
  3. First age: From first BZP Mafia game to 2011 when the forums were down for several months due to being redesigned. Second Age: First few games of current forums Third Age: Everything since then, I'm not entirely sure what ended the Second Age myself.
  4. Scene 4: Jed walked up to Luroka's comatose form and put on a mask. He held his hand out over Matoi. The Detective gasped for breath...and woke up. Fulfilling his good deed quota of the day, Jed walked away. Elsewhere a cloaked being tried to gather the other non-investigators to vote on who to kill but only one other showed up and both voted to kill Nevermore. Nevermore, however was quite busy, waiting for his prey. Cykron walked into Orde's home theater (not an enertainment center, a proper theater with stage curtain chairs everything). The curtain slowly pulled back and dramatically revealed Nevermore. "I've caught you Nevermore, You are under arrest for the theft of the squid launcher and the attempted murder of Ryuko Matoi." "Yes I did it but don't you see? Ever since Gelu told me about him, I realized that he was everything that was wrong with his creators, their inherent sexism, their refusal to own up to their mistakes! Also I wanted to steal stuff." "I'm confused, are we still talking about Luroka here?" "No you pregnant goldfish, we're talking about Orde!" "You killed Orde?" "You didn't know that? Oops. Well now I definitely have to kill you. Now there's no way out of this for you, just hold still for a second." Nevermore raised a knife and prepared to cut a rope on the stage. Cykron noticed he was standing on a red X, so he took one step to the left. "Drat." said Nevermore. "Dodged your sandbag did I?" Then a grand piano crashed to the ground where Cykron had stood. "You know I can arrest you for vandalism too now." Nevermore was tired of conversation and pulled out a pistol and pointed it at Cykron. Fishers had been nearby and heard the piano crash so she snuck into the room. She noticed Nevermore's finger move into the trigger guard and realized there was no time to tell him to freeze. So she carefully took aim and fired. The pistol and Nevermore's right pointer finger fell to the ground. "Really?" was all Nevermore had to say. Fishers pointed her gun at the Glatorian. "Nevermore you are under arrest for te attempted murder of Chief Cykron, vandalism of a grand piano-" "Oh and the murder of Orde" chimed in Cykron. "Wait he killed Orde? How did you find that out?" "He confessed in his monologue." "I did no such thing, you have no evidence, the court will know you fabricated this confession to aid your case." "I am the Chief of Police I think my word is worth something in court. Besides ever since we've been in this mansion I've recorded every conversation I've had." Cykron pulled out his iPhone and played a voice clip: "Yes I did it, but don't you-" "Drat" said Nevermore once again, struggling against his cuffs to reach the iphone. Abridged: Luroka revived, Nevermore, original murderer arrested. However the game goes on because at least two attempted murderers are still out there.
  5. To this I say: purple blob Pokémon.
  6. No one "knows" binary, that would be ridiculous. You might know a few words or phrases but no one on the planet could carry out a conversation in binary.
  7. Wow you're really getting up there in years.

    1. Unit#phntk#1

      Unit#phntk#1

      I remember when I joined the site and people with a Faxon were the cool kids.

       

      I got my Faxon LAST year.

       

      And I still have less than 500 posts.

    2. ToaKapura1234

      ToaKapura1234

      I was referring to your profile's claim you were 99 years old.

    3. The Hip Historian Iaredios

      The Hip Historian Iaredios

      Psh, you should see Takua.

  8. Just for curiousity's sake, how many First Age players are still active?
  9. How about a compromise? You can reveal your own role but not anyone else's without their explicit permission. Oh and is no screenshots just an implied rule these days?
  10. Spot 28. And is role revealing to just a few people in private allowed or is it none at all? And will you know the roles of your fellow faction members?
  11. It has to end eventually and I've given up hope on being revived.
  12. Wrong topic, methinks. =PWoops. But it's still true.
  13. Still awaiting word from Portal, Plunderscore, Cykron, and Quisoves.
  14. Ghidora pick A so that's it guaranteed one of you will live. Ghidora pick A so that's it guaranteed one of you will live.
  15. the water one? obviously what else? *sips refreshing glass of water* Soaksad: Turaga of Emoji -
  16. Sorry Burn.I kinda missed the first couple of rounds and was just like LET'S ARREST SOMEBODY and you were guilty so Shouldn't have stolen carp. =P E: Also that is definitely Psych and I definitely love you for it You were not first but here is your consolation prize: https://mobile.twitter.com/psych_usa/status/296021465386610690 Also, bad dead player no talky.
  17. Not to be rude but I'm glad you're dead, this was an awesome lynching. Also I vote Option A, its the most likely to lead us to more Mafia.
  18. By the way whoever can tell me first what Portal's scene is an extended reference to, they recieve an extra note.
  19. Don't forget that your lover was one of the badguys who was betraying even the other bad guys.
  20. The only real winners are me and Quisoves as we are the only ones who never died.
  21. Round 3: In the Library, Colonel Mustang sat reading a history book about the Metru Nui Civil War and pondering his next move. Cykron and Portal burst into the library. "I'm being drawn to the Komau" said Portal. " Ugh ahh ahh." He laid his hand on Mustang's bag. "Here it's right here in this bag, check this bag chief." "Why this is absurd! You have no warrant!" "Oh I know everything Burnmad: Toa of Emoticons, if that's even your real name-" "It's not my real name my real name is-" "Please, don't interrupt me. You wanted someone dead, so you hatched an evil and brilliant plot. First you would steal the Kanohi Komau. Then you would use it to take control of your victim. And lastly you would force your victim to take on Nik in a fight they were doomed to lose. Doomed to lose their life." "A fascinating theory, but I'm afraid you have no evidence." "You're right and I'll probably never be able to prove that you intended murder. But I can prove that you stole the Komau." "And just how do you plan to do that?" "Wait for iiiiiit." Portal pulled out his flashlight and shined it through a hole in Burnmad's bag to illuminate the Kanohi Komau. "There it is, right where you said it was. Nice work Portal. Roy Mustang, you are under arrest for the theft of the Kanohi Komau. You have the right to remain silent..." "Nice work Chief you cuff him. Book him. I'll go put this Kanohi back in the state sale cabinet and make sure it's locked better this time." Portal turned to Burnmad as he left. "Man I used to think you were so cool before you tried to kill a guy." Elsewhere in the mansion, killing attempts were a bit more successful. Dalior walked down the hall, looking behind his back, aware he was being followed. He tried to hide but could not decide where. Dalior's pursuer raised his gun, spit out the gum he was cheeing and fired. Dalior crumpled to the ground dead. Fishers ran towards the gunshot she heard. The murderer started to run off, he ran into a wall and dropped his gun but left it and kept running. Fishers turned the corner where he had ran but it was too late. He was gone. Fishers returned to the gun and investigated it. She recognized it. It was Luroka's. Aerixx ran through the mansion and turned around behind him and saw Dalior carrying a sword. "The dead rise and I am no exception. I think it was you who killed me. Ironic that I'll get to kill you." Dalior plunged the sword into Aerixx's back and Aerixx fell to the ground dead." "Ah Dallior, do you think I'll let you get away with disguising yourself as one of the walking dead? Aerixx was one of the few who took my notes seriously. I'm not happy with you for killing him. You know Maira was right to fear the consequences of disobeying me, but its much worse when you obey me first, I reward you, allow you to serve me and yourself and you sinply serve yourself doubly." The cloaked speaker chased Dalior back to his room and cornered him next to his cloning machine. "Ah my gift to you. Did you think it came without a price?" The cloaked being pressed a button causing the machine to explode, killing The original Dalior so that he joined his dead clone in the hall. "You were going to die next turn from cloning complications anyway and that would have been quite painful. I've really done you a favor." In the other end of the mansion Luroka ran from his pursuer and took a left only to run into another pursuer attempting to kill him. He made a right and ran into a third pursuer. All three independently attempting to murder him. Maybe I can duck and get them to shoot each other, he thought. Suddenly a dart pierced his neck and he collapsed from the poison. The three anonymous pursuers exchanged glances and went their separate ways. Fishers found his body, weak and barely holding on. Fortunately the eccentric millionaire Orde had grown quite paranoid in his later years and had a full Intensive Care Unit in his house. The investigators managed to stabilize the comatose Luroka but he was still a prime murder suspect. Portal looked at Luroka's pistol. "Would it be callous to ask if I could have it?" "Not a chance Portal, that's evidence. No one's touching it tonight." replied Cykron, "We need to test it for prints see if anyone besides Matoi touched it recently." Abridged Version: Tiragath eliminated by anonymous player, Aerixx killed by Dalior, Dalior's clone killed by Luroka's gun, Dalior killed by note author for disobedience and cloning machine destroyed. Luroka put into coma by three separate players, Burnmad arrested for stealing Komau and Komau returned to estate sale. Round 4 ends at 9:29 PM Eastern Time Luroka while in a coma dead men tell no tales still applies it also means you may be revived as yourslef instead of becoming a ghost or zombie so keep your eye on the topic. Burnmad, being arrested means that you lose and cannot escape but unlike dead players you are free to Lloydtime.
  22. I can dig it. I vote Portal and iBrow to be lyn- er I mean to host.
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