Sumiki

I misread the title as "Irresponsible Chicken Wielding Magic Keys" and was quite distressed for a minute

daaang Hinkle
 
back at it again with the great shirts

Her official title is no longer "Premier Global Moderators" and is now "Premier Retired Staff."
 
G&T will miss her presence greatly.

I forgot people even had classes going on—mine ended over a month ago. [/humblebrag]
 
A travel blog is 100% approved by me if that means anything.

I think our good friend Nic Cage has some ideas about expensive documents.
 

 
nooooooo nic

If we're discussing diacritics, I prefer fütbol

Hard shell because I prefer my foods difficult to eat.

is that some kind of applesauce

I love the smell of chlorine. Like the smell of most pools? Yeah.
 
I really enjoy being in tight spaces. I call it claustrophilia.
 
My head is so large that my parents, when they bought me a fez for my birthday a few years ago, had to custom-order it. I don't look like a bobblehead or anything, it's just big.
 
I can imitate a kazoo by doing a falsetto voice and blowing through the tiny gap at the bottom of my two top front teeth.
 
I often eat blue cheese by itself, the stronger the better.

this moc could kill me and i would thank it the entire time it was doing so

I vote that the complete moc should be called "face-stepper"

Lasers with freakin' sharks on their heads.
 
 
 
 
 
 
You read that right.

My grandmother broke her wrist a little while ago and when she went to the hospital they gave her some pain medication, which affects her in unintentionally hilarious ways.
 
When a nurse came in a little while after that with a form, she asked her what her name was in order to confirm that she had the right records, and my grandmother literally forgot her name for a second because of the medication.
 
She remembered it a few seconds later, but the look of horror that dawned on her face is something I'm not likely to ever forget.

Windy is the best boss and her awesomeness actually scares me sometimes.

 

 

 

have you kids GANKED that sick radical WI-FI from the CLOUD-O-STREAMER so we can LIMEWIRE a hot BOP

 

Tag yourself, I'm the CLOUD-O-STREAMER.

 

 

im the sickness

 

im GANK

 

I'm hot BOP

dream about farm animals

do you dream about farm animals

do you dream about farm animals

do you dream about farm animals

the puppymonkeybaby commercial on repeat for 45 minutes at a time

I was waiting for this.

so are the farm animals

do you dream about farm animals

I, for one, welcome our new gear-headed overlords.

I'm more hyped for Tekulo's hypothetical fanfiction than I am for 98% of films

Sean Penn Imitates Rhode Island Turkeys

I found the score to Urinetown in a music library a few weeks ago and it seems like it'd be an experience
 
(also happy belated BZversary and all that)