Makaru

Tangentially related, here's a powder-actuated nail driver for all your gunhammer needs

The entry title completely matches your avatar.

Haha yeah.

Good time.

Good.

I am so happy you are working on this <3

This is the most surreal experience I've had on BZPower and I lived through Tuggles.

I didn't know Reidak was in Bleach.

I didn't know Reidak was Goku.

"Turn down for what" I scream back as I icarus this ship

mfw they say there are no perfect couples

Except now it's a love story.

"Was I Skywarp or Bombshell? An eternity of the pain, never knowing who I really am."

Alternatively,

"Tailgate, where are you"

You know how those Autobots are. Once a Prime, always a Prime.

I am so disappointed in you.

No daughter of mine is going to be prancing around as some Prime.

#same

I have failed you

This is the best Voriki anyone has ever made

Inflation is ridiculous

Commission prices aren't what they used to be.

have you kids GANKED that sick radical WI-FI from the CLOUD-O-STREAMER so we can LIMEWIRE a hot BOP

Tag yourself, I'm the CLOUD-O-STREAMER.

The only thing worse is putting them together is taking them apart is waiting nine years and then taking them apart for three days.

I feel your pain.

Imagine my embarrassment when I figured out the gravitational waves were at someone else.

Play it off, Mak. Play it off.

this is my smol robot child

That's not what my clock says.

We were the generation that beta tested energy drinks before the adverse medical conditions could be established yeah! *hauntingly weak high five*

Feed your rotting body the nutrients it requires with GAMER ENERGY FUEL.

Kerosene. I'm talking about kerosene. Just pour jet fuel into your shriveled husk and be amazed at the results.

Please do not actually drink kerosene

YOUR CHILDHOOD HAS BEEN BLOWN UP
 
You've never seen them this way - 19 trash cans that bear an unmistakable likeness to former Secretary of State, Henry A. Kissinger.

Unlikely, but you probably weren't thinking of me when you wrote this.

PS. Janus still loves you.