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Jonah Falcon

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  1. Dearest Sir,

     

    I am quite profound of the messages we have exchanged upon each other, but alas, I must ask thee of a question. Art though, in any way, insulted by the letters the post man has delivered to your postege[sic] box? I say, I would be somewhat mundane and spiteful if these simpletons decreed me to be a challenged fool!

     

    Sincerely yours,

    Eugene Timothy Williamson III

    dear Dave,

     

    I have no idea what you posted, so I am enclosing an animated picture of a running, teal-hued deer to accentuate how long and unpleasant your reply was to try and read.

     

    peace love and cherries,

    Aho Midarezaki

     

    p.s. marblecake also the game

     

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    dear aho

     

    that wasnt directed to you nub it was to laughing man

     

    also what game?

     

    sincerely,

    dave

  2. I'm sorry, but that movie looks so incredibly idiotic, IMO.

    I'm sorry, but that double post looks so incredibly idiotic, IMO.

     

    I feel bad for the kid. You should of atleast tried to help him, bro, not relied on some superhero to do your work. Sometimes, you have to be the hero, because no one else is stupid enough to be one.

  3. Dearest Sir,

     

    I am quite profound of the messages we have exchanged upon each other, but alas, I must ask thee of a question. Art though, in any way, insulted by the letters the post man has delivered to your postege[sic] box? I say, I would be somewhat mundane and spiteful if these simpletons decreed me to be a challenged fool!

     

    Sincerely yours,

    Eugene Timothy Williamson III

  4. Dear Laughing Man,

     

    Stop downloading things that obviously have viruses. Also, stop sending us letters that end in 'Love', it's freaky and we'll send you a very scary picture if you do not cease.

     

    Sincerely,

    The McAfee Antivirus Company

    Dear McAfee,

     

    Thank you for replying. In actuality, I did not download anything with a virus; I merely attempted to update your software, which subsequently caused my computer to fail to load upon restart. This has happened many times since I got this computer, on which your program had been included. Also, I apologize for the freakiness, it will not happen again.

     

    Yours forever until my subscription expires,

    Laughing Man

    Dear Laughing Man,

     

    The Game

     

    Sincerely,

    The McAfee Antivirus Company

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