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  1. Hmm, well let's see.

     

    The mean, median and mode of all that is 142. Now, let's try adding it together.

     

    1 + 4 + 2 = 7

     

    7 is supposed to be the holy number, only 1 away from 6.

     

    7 + 1 + 6 = 14

     

    Now, we're at 14. We could add 2 at the end, but it'll start yet again. Instead, we must look at the answers.

     

    14 divided by 2 is 7

     

    This means we must divide 142 by 2. You will end up with 71. Again, 7 + 1 is up there. All that's left is 6.

     

    Add all these numbers together:

     

    1 + 4 + 2 + 7 + 1 + 6 = 21

     

    OR we can add them like this:

     

    1 + 4 + 2 + 7 + 1 + 6 = 142716.

     

    If we add the original numbers together...

     

    163 + 142 + 142 + 121 + 163 + 142 + 142 = 1015

     

    Subtract.

     

    142716 - 1015 = 141701

     

    Add all the numbers in it yet again.

     

    1 + 4 + 1 + 7 + 0 + 1 = 14

     

    Dang! Yet again 14. What if we add instead?

     

    143731

     

    Add

     

    1 + 4 + 3 + 7 + 3 + 1 = 19

     

    19. Let's instead try something else entirely:

     

    1 + 4 + 2 + 7 + 1 + 6 + 1 + 6 + 3 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 6 + 3 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 73

     

    73.

     

    So, 14, 19, 73. Add all those and...

     

    1 + 1 + 1 + 9 + 7 + 3 = 22

     

    22. But we forgot to add all the other sums.

     

    So, let's try this:

     

    14 + 19 + 73 + 21 + 1015 + 142716 = 143858

     

    Subtract from the largest sum.

     

    143858 - 142716 = 1142

     

    It still has 142 in it. Therefore, we can conclude that the world will end 11/4/02, aka November 4, 2002.

     

    BUT WAIT! That's already passed. So let's try another date.

     

    1/14/02

     

    Nope.

     

    1/1/42.

     

    Much better. So we'll all die January 1st, 2042.

  2. A man is walking in the desert when he finds a lamp. He rubs it, and out comes a genie. 'For freeing me,' he says. 'You may have 3 wishes.'

     

    The man thinks for a minute, and says 'I wish I had a new car!'

     

    POOF! Out of nowhere appears this shiny new Ferrari F-1. The man is pleased.

     

    He thinks again. 'I wish for a billion dollars!'

     

    Again, POOF! Sacks of money appear next to the car. The man is even happier. He thanks the genie, and begins to drive off with his money. As he's driving, he sings along with the radio.

     

    'Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener...'

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