[???]::::You are now....[???]::::The Larcenous Warden. And your communicator has just blown up in your face.This makes you angry.[LW]::::What an impudent little philistine. The nerve of that over anaerobically metabolized primate. You've wiped your various organic material depository ducts with sheets of compressed fiber possessing higher intelligence than him. The nerve. THE AUDACITY.[LW]: Get RevengeYou can't wait to get someone else to really teach him a lesson. You'd never sully your own scarf with such base actions. It's a handmade original.[LW]: Drink more hipster coffeeYes, regaining your composure is important. Emotions really are such a bad habit that you indulge far too often. You retrieve your precious beverage from your VINTAGE MODUS. Nothing like the classics.[LW]::::Mmm. The finest ground beans harvested from a world no longer in existence. You'll settle for nothing less.[LW]::::Sometimes it takes a few minutes for the captcha card to develop, but anything good is worth waiting for. Only the best for the best.[LW]: Leave hub room.There's really no reason to leave. You're perfectly fine sitting in this dank human factory room with these horridly soft pink monkeys. Yes, you think staying here is definitely the best option. It has nothing to do with the fact that the doors won't recognize your clear superiority. Such ignorant machines really are beneath your consideration anyway.[LW]: Call for help.Not that you can anymore, but why would you want to even if you could? You have everything you could want right here. A cup half full of freshly brewed beans. A bunch of tubes that glow enough for you to pretend to read your obscure alien literature. A computer with the ability to rewrite human history. You know, the creature comforts.[LW]: Find someone else to open the doorsThe only person who can get you in and out of this room is that cretin who just blew up your device, unless one of these pedants wake up. It's why you and your cohorts agreed to work with him in the first place - he was an asset, until now.It doesn't bother you that you can't leave - it just irritates you that you need his help to if you ever did.[LW]::::You'll never understand what is so special about having imagination anyway.[LW]::::Ugh. How disgusting. One of -them- is wriggling around a little.