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Nuju Metru

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  1. Son, sometime during your travels, a man is going to show you a deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. He will offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out and squirt cider in your ear. Now son, you do not take that bet, for as sure as you stand here, you will wind up with an earful of cider.

     

    "...Now, Nathan, I do not claim you have been clocking Mindy's cheesecake--"

     

    "--You don't think that!--"

     

    "--However, if you're really looking for some action, I will bet you the same thousand that you do not know the color of Necktie you have on."

     

    *Sky covers Nathan's collar so that his tie is no longer visible. Nathan's face screws up in concentration, but try as he might, he cannot name the color of his tie.*

     

    "Well?"

     

    "...No bet."

     

    *Nathan seizes up his necktie, and checks it.*

     

    "Blue! What a crazy color!"

  2. That's very nice. Did you use 2003 or 2007 for that? I don't think I have the latest version of PP, but I seriously would like to try to make stuff like that.

    -Cherixon

     

    I use 2007.

     

    Nice. Makes you look a bit old though.

     

    How do you make powerpoint art?

     

    Well, I make Powerpoint art by using lots and lots of different custom shapes layered over one another. Every little detail on there is a different shape, which I group together to make this.

     

    -Nuju Metru

  3. BIG JULE "Oh, I get it. Look fella, why don't you go back to your prayin' tomato? You're slowin' up the action around here!"

    SKY "If you're really looking for some action, would you care to make... a small wager on a proposition?"

    BIG JULE "What's da proposition?"

    SKY "Am I right or left handed?"

    BIG JULE "Now, how would I know a thing like dat?"

    SKY "...I'll give you a clue."

     

    *Punch'd*

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