Overlord

I like the overall grey with a bit of off-green and bright red here and there. Something I'd normally add is that its head seems rather disproportionate and its left hand is distorted, but...

But then, never having played Halo, I wouldn't have the slightest idea what a Ash' Vardas'ee would look like.

^What he said.

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"Iz diz txt RANDUM?"

"... NO U, IMMA FIRIN THE CORNSTARCHE!"

"Um, what are you doing?" *gets hit in the face with THE CORNSTARCHE!.*

"Eh, sorry there."

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QUOTE

One day I went out for ice cream with nobody to accompany me. There was nobody in the ice cream place, or at the counter. So then I decided to walk around the perimeter of the moon to see if LEGO Company had made their rice puff promotional comic yet. They hadn't, so I jumped down from the iron balcony and made myself some tea by frying toast in a pan on the roof of the sidewalk. It started to rain, so I took all the purple and teal parts away from the people who weren't there, who promptly didn't cry. Then I got a voicemail entitled "Secret Stomach Message", which contained the missing shipment of cornstarch and burned-out lighbulbs!

The end.

What on earth? -Nukaya

I have out-randomed you all. Thank you very much.

Now, I wouldn't say that.....if that was a dream you had, then yes, that is quite random. -Nukaya

Well, not quite... it's an amalgam of several dreams, really.

Oh, hai thar

 

of COURSE I was wondering where you were, I sneak into everyone's private lives! And then I dump confetti on their heads and switch around their sock drawers and hug them randomly.

 

now, gO fInD yOuR OwN bAsE, ThIs oNe'S miNE.

 

-Raia-

I do exactly the same, except I add the extra step of threatening to FIRE LAZORZ at them if they don't give me chocolate and vinegar.

iMmA fInD mY oWn BaSe, AnD mY oWn BaSe DoEsN't ExIsT!1! O~O

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You've put on your angry eyes?

-Nukaya

Jedi Day today, it is.

So...

IMMA FIRE THE JEDI!

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Mea culpa.

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Congratulations.

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I won't likely be there, ever. But if I do, I'll immediately recognize it, as I have never changed my name.

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Allergies! how do we hate thee!

We shall blow thee to smithereens, allergies! for you have no redeeming points within your madness!

Down with allergies! we shall pull out all the stops in putting an end to your tyranny!

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Hm...

• Band name candidates:

• AbsoluteZero

• Club Blunt Weapon

• Shark's Guild

• Asphalt Man Walking

• Song name candidates:

• The Glass

• Hail Leader

• Nightswatch

• Hidden Ninja

• The MisInspirational MisInformational

• Parody (a fable)

• Fable (a parody)

• Anachronological

• mAlcapItaLiZation

• Havoc Wreaker

• Siege Bringer

• The Unsung

• Gibberish

• Shades of Black

• The Burden

• Misadventurer

• Hypothesis Man

• LastFirst

• FirstLast

• Little has Transpired

And if you go with any of my choices, either logo would work... I think...

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But then you can't post blog entries like this one!

Alrighty then...

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"Indeed. As well as treatment for a burst blood vessel..."

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I prefer when it's recently rained and the mist is rising. Because then I know that somewhere out there, Shadraz is walking.

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When in doubt, narrow your eyes and laugh evilly.

At least he liked your assignment.

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I know my places.

It's possible to find them on eBay with other items you were looking for in auctions that are going for less than the MEK's value, let alone the combined value of all of the collectibles contained therein.

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Um...

I can't tell you, because I haven't finished a degree in psychology yet, I'm not a people person (can't you tell? ) and I really don't know too many people whom I can ask.

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O~O I wasn't there, was I? Because if I was... what did I look like? O~O

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The only people I recognized were people I've already seen through pictures, met in real life, etc. Everyone else was there, but it was all a blur.

-Nukaya

*wipes sweat from forehead and heaves a relieved sigh*

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Oh, and Boromir never did go into Mordor. So both of your funny banners are wrong.

 

 

 

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Yeah, see the thing is is that I've never actual seen any of the LotR movies in their entirety, and I still haven't read the books. I think between the three, I've maybe seen an hour and a half of viewing time....

 

-Nukaya

 

No, he didn't. It was never proven.

 

Meaning he didn't not go into Mordor, or he did and it wasn't proven, or he didn't and it wasn't proven?

 

 

 

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It was his description of HOW to get into Mordor. Doesn't mean he was there. But aparrently he knows what it looks like, so maybe in the years before Sauron came back to power he took a peek.

He did go into Mordor, or at least to its border, but I'm talking about the fact that he never made it there in the main trilogy.

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Absolutely true, my pet.

You might say that I am not your pet, as dictated by the terms of the Official Disclaimer.

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It is very true. People are bizarre that way, which is why I am glad that I am not one of them.

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Oh, and Boromir never did go into Mordor. So both of your funny banners are wrong.

 

 

 

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Yeah, see the thing is is that I've never actual seen any of the LotR movies in their entirety, and I still haven't read the books. I think between the three, I've maybe seen an hour and a half of viewing time....

 

-Nukaya

 

No, he didn't. It was never proven.

Meaning he didn't not go into Mordor, or he did and it wasn't proven, or he didn't and it wasn't proven?

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