Voltex

I knew it. ~Classical~

So, it's only been given six votes. However, I am currently the only one with a 5-Star blog. Now that I've said this it's gonna go down to like, three or something. I KNOW IT. Also, Tahu vs. Tahu readers: Which characters would you like to see on the Season 3 banner? Tahu Mata AND Tahu Stars will be on it together (gasp), along with two others. Your choices? ~Classical~ EDIT: See what I mean? Already down to four, and it hasn't even been five minutes. And now THREE! Let's see if we can get me down to one! (That's a joke, btw. Please don't. )

And it is so because I use it so often. It actually gets kinda tiresome. Here it is: Lame. ~Classical~

Both those designs look awesome. When should the one for order be available around? Seeing as I can't go to any conventions. ~Classical~

Well, let's see if I can't remember to do this each week. Then again, if it's a total failure, I shall cease to do this particular news thing ever again. Anyways, news from me: Tahu vs. Tahu As everyone should know by now if you read it, Chapter 9 of Invasion and Interview #4 are up. The wiki has several pages now, and it's only going to grow as I add more info. However, with this growth comes a very big problem: I can't do it alone. Because I'm going to be needing to update a lot of pages after EVERY chapter... and if we get to above fifty pages, that's just gonna be a torturous chore, and that'll mean the death of the wiki. So any help with keeping it up to date would be great. Chapter 10 is coming this weekend, and it is the finale of Invasion! Huzzah! Who will win in this battle between Tahu Mata, Tahu Stars, and Hero Factory? (Hint: Both Tahus are still fighting after... or are they?) Some info: -Two of the six characters vanishing are Lewa Mata and Takanuva Stars/ -Season 3 is called Aftermath for a reason; the starting set up is going to be very different fro mteh first two seasons, and from how I'm changing virtually everything up, I think it'll be the best season yet. -Every single 2007 set will survive season 2, and they'll be living together in season 3 (even Carapar). Vultraz's Diner Well, it's back again! And no, I haven't forgotten it already; an update is coming today or tomorrow. Tahu vs. Tahu fans, I'd advise you to check this out; it's re-telling the story, starting from the very beginning again. Now is the perfect time to jump in. Chapter 2 is also coming this weekend, and if I feel like it, maybe even chapter 3. In this next chapter, Vultraz will remain in jail, and someone else is going to end up in there with him. Which characters from the past Vultraz series would you like to see make a return in this comedy? With the 2009 series having just the one comedy for the entire year (plus a fail one that I will not mention in this entry), and the 2010 series having two comedies plus alot of additional side comedies (plus a third comedy in the series that was, believe it or not, cancelled [it even had a banner for it]), this one is starting the 2011 series of Vultraz's Diner, with this comedy returning to that original name. Hopefully I'll be able to put in three comedies this year... but I may not; I'm not entirely sure where I'll want the story to go after this one. The Bionicle Movie Spoof, Part 1: Mask of Light I probably should've clarified this when I started the comedy, but this isn't going to be updated often. Because I have to watch the scene I'm writing the chapter about, it's a lot more time consuming to write than other comedies. However, I will be posting a chapter 2 eventually. Brotherhood of the Time-Travelling Warlords This will be updated soon as well; not much to say here, except that some key plot points *coughtimemachinecough* in this comedy will (and have) affected the main comedy, so be sure to read it. Random Stuff I'm hitting 2000 posts soon, so I'll be celebrating that. Probably with a onehsot and a Tahu vs. Tahu special. So look out for those! I also might be releasing another comedy starring myself soon, though I'm pretty sure it won't be within the next week. That's all for this week; thoughts on the stuff here? ~Classical~

Thank goodness it is dying down. Curse You Greg 4 was alright, Curse You Pridak was good, but I didn't read any of the others. It got kinda dreary, having so many "Curse You __" comedies around... like the Ask Comedies.... Also, everybody keeps saying Confound You Gregory is the best thing ever; I found it kinda boring. ~Classical~

Yes, this was epic, but not that funny. You ssee why I did up a completely different Chapter 10. ~Classical~

Blocks all on the left now, comments approved (so sorry) and stuff. Also thanks, I hope to enjoy it here. ~Classical~

Well, first, Interview #4 is up, of course. But if you're reading this, you already know that. More importantly, is the original draft to the finale of season 1. Enjoy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It has been months; precisely eight. Eight months since the arrival of the Bionicle Stars, lead by Tahu Stars. Eight months since he and Tahu Mata went to war. It has been... boring, for the past few months. Peace... but no prosperity. Calm... But never safe. The arrival of new sets is imminent, and Tahu Mata knows this; doubtless Tahu Stars has heard by now as well. He expects the next attack soon. Eight months.... It ends now. Or does it? Tahu vs. Tahu Season 1 [Civil War] Chapter 10 {The Not-So Grand Finale} Comedy Developer [Freelancer iBrow] The Spare Bedroom.... “Sir?” Takanuva called. “What is it?” Tahu Mata asked as the Toa of light approached. “Zaktan and Avak report movement in the bedroom; looks like an army is coming.” Takanuva reported. “Get ready.” Later.... “It’s been a few months.” Tahu Stars said. “And because there was no fighting, and no interacting, those few months were seriously boring. So now I’m attacking you.” “Yeah, just hurry up.” Tahu Mata sighed. “I’ll finally regain control, and I’ll do it diplomatically, like before.” “I’m diplomatic!” Tahu Stars protested. Tahu Mata snorted. “Right.” Tahu Mata dodged out of the way as Tahu Stars’ sword came crashing down beside him. He tucked into a roll, swiping behind him as he turned around. “I love gears.” He murmured. He was distracted as Tahu Stars grabbed him furiously, throwing him across the bed. “I don’t need to beat you alone!” the Stars set spat. Takanuva Mistika stepped out of the shadows; a moment later, an Exo-Toa crashed into him, controlled by Lewa Mata. “No, don’t fall off the bed!” the Toa Mata of air screeched. “NOOOO!” A large crash could be heard a second later. Both Tahu’s glanced at each other for a split second before bursting into laughter at their teammate’s stupidity. Meanwhile, Lewa stood to his feet using the Exo-Toa, grumbling to himself. He’d hardly even done a check up before Takanuva Mistika crashed into him, sending him tumbling into the dresser. The right arm of the Exo-Toa fell off, leaving Lewa Mata to grab for his axe. “This thing falls apart so easily.” He muttered. “Never fear, Lewa!” Onua Mata shouted. “We’re here!” Takanuva turned at the voice, and his eyes narrowed; Gali and Onua Mata had also gotten into Exo-Toa of their own, and were charging towards them. “You think I will not receive help?” Takanuva Mistika laughed. A split second later, the Special Edition Jetrax T6 slammed into him, flying him into the door; several chunks of the titan fell apart, and he collapsed to the ground. However, with a scream, Antroz v2 leapt out of the cockpit, as the impact caused the Special Jetrax to fold and shatter. He jumped straight into the hands of Irnakk, who instantly crushed him before turning to go pulverize someone else. By the Door.... Takanuva Mistika slowly got to his feet, rubbing his head. “Why is it so... small?” he asked. “Missing this?” Maxilos snarled, shoving his giant Avohkii onto his face. “Take that.” Takanuva Mistika went sprawling into the corner as Spinax pounced on him. Growling, Takanuva Mistika grabbed the hound’s head and used it to whip Spinax across the room into Lewa in the Exo-Toa before turning and stabbing Maxilos with his staff. “Now who’s powerful?” Takanuva Mistika whispered, using his staff to lift Maxilos high off the ground. “I think I am.” Maxilos squirmed, managing to fall to the ground. He fell straight into the hands of Roodaka, who tore at his armour with her claw. “It’s time we finished our quarrel.” She hissed. Maxilos silently turned, slamming his staff into her face. Even as he did so, Takanuva Mistika fired several Midak spheres at him, causing the robot to stumble, allowing Roodaka to catch him and throw him to the ground. “MAXILOS!” Lewa Mata yelled. The Bed “So, how’s life been?” Tahu Stars asked casually as he and Tahu Mata duelled. “Oh, you, know, the usual.” Tahu Mata replied, ducking as Tahu Stars stabbed at him. “Doing patrols, organizing battle parties, getting ready for war.” “Oh, me too!” Tahu Stars agreed enthusiastically. “We should totally hang out sometime!” “Totes!” Tahu Mata agreed. “Dudes, you guys are dimwits.” Mantax muttered under his breath as he ran by, chased by Takanuva on the Ussanui. The Door If the door hadn’t opened, Maxilos would have been finished. As it was, the door slammed into Takanuva Mistika as he approached, sending him flying into the wall, where he slumped to the ground and didn’t get up. Roodaka and Maxilos both staggered to their feet, scrambling away from the door as it swung open. Lewa, Gali, and Onua Mata all arrived just as the newcomer stepped into the room; he was a hulking, fearsome figure; all black, except for two or three spots of a startling electric blue. “Knock, knock.” He rumbled. He slammed into Maxilos and Roodaka, smashing them both into the dresser. He removed Roodaka’s head personally; Maxilos dodged out of the way in time to avoid that fate. “Uh, who’s there?” Lewa Mata said nervously. The figure replied by grabbing Maxilos and smashing him into Onua’s Exo-Toa; the robot nearly shattered completely, retaining only his general skeleton. He fell to the ground, and the figure focused his attention on the three Toa as Onua stood. “Von Nebula.” He rasped. Lewa Mata gulped, just before Von Nebula leapt forward, grabbing his axe and using it to propel Lewa towards him. “I don’t like this!” Lewa wailed. A second later, he and Onua were flying through the air, crashing into the Axalara and causing it to spin into a crash landing. “Shall I tell them you’re here?” Gali Mata asked. “Tell them who’s- oh, crud!” Tahu Nuva exclaimed. Tahu Nuva ducked away from Von Nebula, whistling. Instantly, Pohatu and Onua Nuva had appeared by his side. They had soon formed into Akamai Nuva. Von Nebula chuckled. “That’s the last time you’ll form that hideous thing.” He told them. As Akamai Nuva rushed forward, Von Nebula used his staff like a baseball bat, slamming it into Akamai Nuva’s body, separating him as he flew through the air. Tahu Nuva and Pohatu Nuva hit the wall first; Pohatu Nuva managed to reform before he hit the ground, rushing forward and tackling Gali Mata away from Von Nebula’s attack. Onua Nuva was not so lucky; he shattered upon impact with the wall, and his pieces rained the ground. Tahu Nuva’s legs snapped off as he landed, and all he could do was sit there. “Run!” he called. The Bed Tahu Mata tackled Tahu Stars, and ripped the usurper’s sword out of his hands. “Give me that.” He muttered, taking the golden shield. “Now, I am re-gaining control.” Tahu Stars grinned. “Maybe not.” A second later, Tahu Mata had been sent flying into the wall. His vision blurry, he just made out Tahu Stars being slammed into the wall beside him. “Who is that?” the Stars toa asked groggily. “I am Von Nebula!” the figure roared. “YOU WILL FEAR MY WRATH!” How is it? Yes, it is incomplete; where it ends is where I decided that I wasn't satisfied with what I was writing, and began writing the chapter again, saving this for the eventual day I would get a blog - today. ~Classical~

I now have it for a year. So, TvT fans, read this for news and stuff, that way I can keep the topic less cluttered. ~Agent i~

For Nominations: Any comedy written in the time frame. I'd say for next year, just anything written from January 2011 to December 2011. However, I think there should be limits. For instance, ADITLOGF won comedy of the year, but it only received one chapter; now, I hope I wasn't the only other nominee (haven't checked, don't want to sound too selfish), but that seems a little unfair. That should've been nominated for best chapter, or best comedy ever. Organization: Assuming I'm still as active in a year or whatever as I am now, I might be able to help with that... we'll see when the time comes. Not sure if there's anything else. ~Agent i~

In for OTS Airplanes. As in, I CLAIM IT IF I CAN WRITE IT. Before anyone mistakes that. Also, on the GCC, I think we should start discussing mainly two things: 1. How to make the title the most interesting it can be. 2. Which order we're gonna write the chapters in. Purplebouncy, I'm not saying a rotation, but, for example, something maybe like this: 1. Purplebouncy 2. MT 3. iBrow 4. Purplebouncy 5. TNTOS 6. MT So far and so forth. Except no double chapters that soon, otherwise some people are never going to write. Also we'll need a schedule; it'll help maintain popularity if we can have it updated as soon as possible (maybe something like three chapters a week). For banners, we can always have self-MOCs (or PBZPs) of ourselves (the writers) put in a banner. I can put in a request at Spectral Avohkii if needed. ~Agent i~