SPIRIT

Lo did the people of the Internet turn away from the dispersed hosting of images, turning instead towards the Houses of Social Media.  The Book of Faces, the Gram of Insta, and the Gur of Im.  These false prophets did draw the people away from the light, leading to the Fourth Dark Age of the Internet.

Faster than a speeding woman, more powerful than a hot day, able to scale tall cliffs in a single bound.

Look, up in the sky!

It's a bird!

It's a plane!

It's your dad!

Murkrow is also another Gen 2 Pokémon that can only be found in Kanto.

Personally, I don't think I'll be getting these VC games.  HGSS were so good that if I wanted to do another Johto adventure, I'd just replay one of them.

That's the original Skull Slicer and his dog.

Obviously.

We've had one Independence Day, yes, but what about Second Independence Day?

Finally have money to buy infinite Lego.

No longer have time to enjoy infinite Lego.

You can never win.

Well the alternative is to wait for 3 000 more Pokémon.

> mfw I guzzle half a bottle of maple syrup for Canada's birthday

Only half?  Lightweight.

You don't specify if it's National Pokedex or a Regional Dex, so I don't know how to evaluate this.  Canada is either:

-Mewtwo (National)

-Magby (Gen II Johto)

-Tropius (Gen III Hoenn)

-Palkia (Sinnoh)

-Tauros (Gen IV Johto)

-Zekrom (Unova)

-Floatzel (New Unova)

-Haxorus (Central Kalos)

-Lapras (Coastal Kalos)

-Zygarde (Mountain Kalos)

-Kecleon (Gen VI Hoenn)

-Poliwhirl (Alola)

 

Please clarify.

Obviously National.  Do I look like some kind of non National Dex using scrub?

Gosh who would China be? Are there even that many different types of Pokémon??

 

The People's Republic of China took control of the mainland on October 1st, 1949.  They are currently a Machoke, but will become a Machamp later this year.

I think the world has enough blue t-shirts with white text.

Let us all vote #1.

A tragedy?
 
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Taka Nuvia the wise?  I thought not. It's not a story the forum users would tell you. It's a blog legend.

Taka Nuvia was a member of BZPower, so powerful and so wise she could use the blogs to talk about life. She had such a knowledge of the blogs that she could even keep the ones she cared about up to date on her life.

The blogs are a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. She became so powerful, the only thing she was afraid of was forgetting to update her blog, which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately, she posted a blog entry with the word "tragedy" in it which summoned SPIRIT, then he commented on the blog with a tired meme.

Ironic.  She could save others from blogs, but not herself.

Wording too vague. President now owns a dolphin.

I'd like to think they're trying to port Japanese Crystal, meaning it'll include the Communication Centre thing.

But most likely there's a less cool reason.

Ah yes, the Kanohi Ignika. The Grape Mask of Life.

Not too sure about that last step these days...

Well the one CD they did release had the fight song from the game. So... there's that.

Draw a picture using words.

Then make a MOC out of it.

3 birds, one stone.

Back in my day, we called them Rhotuka!

While secretly living on a giant face.

When life gives you skin tags, don’t get anxious. Make life take the skin tags back!

Get mad!

I don’t want your dang skin tags, what the heck am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Pahrak skin tags!

Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the skin tags! I’m gonna get my dermatologist to make a combustible skin tag that burns your house down!

I predict this movie will make a lot of money, but receive poor reviews.  Then next year we'll get something similar.

The cycle will continue until the world is cleansed by the next Carrington Event.

Look it up.  It's gonna be great.

Edit: I had a joke with emoji that actually doesn't display here.

So uh, feel free to delete this or whatever.

Why don't you make it so that they have to get a Kanohi Rau?

Won't someone think of the useless Kanohi Rau?

Look at this guy with his PhD and his new username.  A little bit pretentious if you ask me.

Update, turns out the final package I was waiting on arrived after all, so the Kanohi and Krana polybags are off the list. They were "inspected" at customs, so some of the polybags are bent. Obviously.

 

*sigh*

 

I guess that makes the odds slightly better. But anything less than a 90% success rate is a complete cheat, to be honest.

"Hey Frank, they're all just made outta plastic!"

"Aw gee, for a second there I thought someone was actually shipping magical artefacts of untold power. Better wreck the package anyway just to be safe."