SPIRIT

According to Max Planck, we're always teleporting, just across very small distances.

No, everything is Firefox.

Dr. House

Eat. Sleep. Rave. Repeat.

I might even cut out all the raving.

"Have a nice day"?

Did you just assume my timezone?!

Do you have duck feet or do ducks have your feet?

I can't play as her either.

Because I don't have the game.

"Your father's emoticon. This is the symbol of a forum-user. Not as clumsy or random as an emoji. An elegant symbol, for a more civilized age."

You'd better simplify those fractions, buddy, before the math police get here.

This was always who you were.

nice

congrats, man! what'd you get a degree in?

Speech-Language Pathology.

As a human, I find this franchise in very poor taste.  Why would I want to see the historical chronicle of how our simian overlords managed to conquer and enslave us?  I'd like to see Bananawood come out with a movie that accurately and tastefully recounts events in a way that does not disenfranchise my species.

Fun fact, Rex is short for Rexanna, and he INSISTS you call him that. He's even got this inside joke where he prentends to get really angry when you call him that, but he definitely wants to be called Rexanna no matter what you hear.

You know, I'd probably watch a Marvel movie starring both Chris Rock And Chris Tucker. Panicked Yelling: The Movie

"When I left you I was but the Beaver, now I am the master!"

...You eat olives outside of pizzas and sandwiches?

Usually not, which is why I think it's so weird that people would want to buy them with pits in them.  Like, could you imagine taking olive pits out of a fully cooked pizza?

I'd put a tiny advent calendar behind every door of the advent calendar.

Bottom text?

TMI, my friend.  TMI.

I'm usually pretty tolerant of a wide variety of songs and music styles, but I just can't bring myself to enjoy "This Christmas".  It's probably because I don't particularly enjoy R&B, but I just find the song really annoying.

How did you catch Solgaleo in a Beast Ball?  Did you trade it from another game?

You know the funny thing? I have had every single legendary thus far due to past events from black and white, loads coming from platinum and various other things... I now am having trouble trying to figure out how to organize these darn legendaries as I have far too many duplicates. Part of the reason I never bothered catching the legendaries in Oras... Infact still have to catch Kyroge... should really do that. 

 

Though still super proud of catching deoxys with a premier ball... 

 

Sorry for the ranting, yay meleotta...

As Syndrome once said, "when every Pokemon is legendary, none of them are."

Hey nice, I used an Incineroar, Araquanid, and Crabominable too.  You have excellent taste.

(The rest of my team was Minior, Mismagius, and Muk).

That's dangerous talk 'round these parts.

Do-you-think-he-saurus

Waitaminute...
 
Kukui told me I was the first champion!

I bet he's lying about not being the Masked Royal too.