Studio Comic

[Kakaru]

hello friends I am back and I am here to make "studio comics" as the hip kids say

I don't know if anyone will ever come back to read this but if you came looking for clues, congratulations. It's been a good ten years but this site is no longer worth the bother. I'm moving into a new and much better chapter in my life so don't feel bad for me. I won't be back, I think you know that. I check my twitter once in a while. @virulenthearts.  I'll see you in the drift.

Chapter one: Maybe we should fire him
Chapter two: Let's start from scratch and blow up the sun
Chapter three: My horoscope predicted this yesterday
Chapter four: In commemoration
Chapter five: Preshrunk dishwasher safe cotton
Chapter six: Apples and oranges
Chapter seven: Why are we yelling
Chapter eight: I don't even like Pokemon
Chapter nine: Ridley Scott would be proud
Chapter ten: We're all on the same train and boy it's cramped
Chapter eleven: We'll call the mechanic tomorrow
Chapter twelve: Episode 2 and Episode 2.2
Chapter thirteen: Staples has basically everything we need
Chapter fourteen: More like Thomas DEAD-ison haha
Chapter fifteen: The classic three-key-combo
Chapter sixteen: Sail with me into the dark
Chapter Nineteen: Tom Cruise more like Tom Snooze

 
Two-year anniversary special: teeth, preemptively included in your skull for convenience. It felt like a wise decision.

Edited May 26, 2016 by Kakaru

[Kanakalackin]

xD I love this! The characters are great and the jokes are funny. Please make more.

[Voltex]

That might have been one of the greatest things that I have ever read. The sketchy art style is actually very nice to look at, and the characters are snarky, which I always approve of.

[Makaru]

I'm crying and I don't know why. Please do more of the thing that makes that happen.

[Cambion]

Kakaru this is beautiful

 

going further than one page would be a wonderful thing to have happen to this and i would love you forever if you did so

Edited February 10, 2014 by Arc

[Sniper Jo]

petition to make this ICCanon

[Hitoshura]

This made my day.

 

 

 

 

Edit: Rules for generic comments may be relaxed, but try to be a tad more specific!

-Wind-

Edited November 27, 2013 by -Windrider-

[Taka Nuvia]

Sofa so good. Oh my, that line seriously cracked me up. The comic is random, yet kind of consistent. If you're able to keep that up, please, please make more of these because they are awesome. :3

[Nathan Evo]

No. No no no NO. You're getting the studio comic concept completely wrong. Studio comics aren't allowed to be hand-drawn. All studio comics are required to use Dark709's Chimoru Omega kit or Soran's Chimoru R kit, with graphics enhanced by GIMP. This is terrible and you should be ashamed. Just wallow in your shame, misery, and tears because you have unleased this imperfect pile of incorrectness upon the sacred Comics forum.

 

(yeah that comic was pretty much perfect and you really should make more because this forum really needs more actually good comics)

Edited January 2, 2014 by Mop Squeegee

[Sycron]

...

Wait, what did I just read? My eyes exploded and imploded at the same time from the sheer epicness/stupidity of that...

[Sir Ptolemic Of Zyglak]

You better update these, it's awesome. Gives me reason to stick around.

[-Windrider-]

*insert 10-page essay on the effects of the asymmetrical panels here*

[Kakaru]

hello again friends thank you for your kind words I am at a loss for a proper response

 

I also ran out of jokes so you get a comic instead

 

Chapter two: Let's start from scratch and blow up the sun

Edited February 10, 2014 by Kakaru

[Voltex]

I haven't laughed that much in a long time. xD The switch (and everything after it) was glorious comedy gold.

[Hitoshura]

I swear, this is the only time that puns are funny.

[Makaru]

Look at all that dingley dangle. Just look at it.

[Kanakalackin]

That brave soul attempted to gain our freedom.

 

<3

[Hexann]

"Sofa so good."

 

I am lost for words.....I just heard the best sofa pun in my entire life!

[Kakaru]

hi someone mentioned they liked this comic so here's another one

 

Chapter three: My horoscope predicted this yesterday

Edited February 10, 2014 by Kakaru

[Reznas]

I've seen few comics as random as these. I've also seen very few comics as funny as these. Gotta say that last one was pretty hysterical. "I'm secretly afraid of lone sharks." XD

 

-Rez

[Makuta Luroka]

Perhaps the eviction was due to too many sharks of the same gender. You gotta be careful about that kind of stuff. The sharks need to be able to have a relationship. Add 1 male and 1 female, and bring the gender ratio from 4:0 to 5:1. That should do the trick and bring it within standard, acceptable, deviations.

Edited February 10, 2014 by Makuta Malignus

[Makaru]

Perhaps the eviction was due to too many sharks of the same gender. You gotta be careful about that kind of stuff. The sharks need to be able to have a relationship. Add 1 male and 1 female, and bring the gender ratio from 4:0 to 5:1. That should do the trick and bring it within standard, acceptable, deviations.

Fight the Patrisharchy

Edited February 10, 2014 by Makaru

[Makuta Luroka]

 

Perhaps the eviction was due to too many sharks of the same gender. You gotta be careful about that kind of stuff. The sharks need to be able to have a relationship. Add 1 male and 1 female, and bring the gender ratio from 4:0 to 5:1. That should do the trick and bring it within standard, acceptable, deviations.

Fight the Patrisharchy

 

Indeed. We should not blindly adhere to tradition. In fact, disregard females, acquire currency.

Edited February 10, 2014 by Makuta Malignus

[Cambion]

i love you kakaru

[Kakaru]

i love you kakaru

thank you I feel similarly toWARDS YOU AS WELL BUT i THINK ALSO MAYBE WE ARE MOVING TOO FAST

 

 

Perhaps the eviction was due to too many sharks of the same gender. You gotta be careful about that kind of stuff. The sharks need to be able to have a relationship. Add 1 male and 1 female, and bring the gender ratio from 4:0 to 5:1. That should do the trick and bring it within standard, acceptable, deviations.

Fight the Patrisharchy

 

#I'm very angry

 

also why didn't I use that pun I just can't handle my own vast ineptitude

[Cambion]

 

i love you kakaru

thank you I feel similarly toWARDS YOU AS WELL BUT i THINK ALSO MAYBE WE ARE MOVING TOO FAST

oooookkkkkaaaaayyyyy iiiii wwwwwiiiiillllllllll rrrrreeeeemmmmmeeeeemmmmmbbbbbeeeeerrrrr tttttooooo ssssslllllooooowwwww dddddooooowwwwwnnnnn

 

wow my puns are pathetic

Edited February 10, 2014 by Arc

[Hahli Husky]

Micah I'm going to raise your allowance

[Kakaru]

Micah I'm going to raise your allowance

now i can buy myself goldfish crackers

 

 

 

i love you kakaru

thank you I feel similarly toWARDS YOU AS WELL BUT i THINK ALSO MAYBE WE ARE MOVING TOO FAST

 

oooookkkkkaaaaayyyyy iiiii wwwwwiiiiillllllllll rrrrreeeeemmmmmeeeeemmmmmbbbbbeeeeerrrrr tttttooooo ssssslllllooooowwwww dddddooooowwwwwnnnnn

 

wow my puns are pathetic

 

Chapter four: In commemoration

[Kopekemaster]

I came to this thread because I saw that HH had posted.

Knowing that, I knew that it would either be an incorrectly placed thread, or an insanely awesome thread.

Obviously, it was the former. This thread should actually be placed in the "Seriously Freaking Awesome Comics" topic.

 

That being said, I'm going to break some serious rules and post here anyway.

 

 

i love you kakaru

You can't have him. He's mine.

[Makaru]

For the curious, Canadian wires only transmit 90% of the current of BUY AMERICA wires, despite transferring 40% more Gordon Lightfoot.

[Cambion]

 

Micah I'm going to raise your allowance

now i can buy myself goldfish crackers

 

 

 

i love you kakaru

thank you I feel similarly toWARDS YOU AS WELL BUT i THINK ALSO MAYBE WE ARE MOVING TOO FAST

 

oooookkkkkaaaaayyyyy iiiii wwwwwiiiiillllllllll rrrrreeeeemmmmmeeeeemmmmmbbbbbeeeeerrrrr tttttooooo ssssslllllooooowwwww dddddooooowwwwwnnnnn

 

wow my puns are pathetic

 

Chapter four: In commemoration

 

oh my god this is beautiful

 

you got my text color wrong >:c

 

 

i love you kakaru

You can't have him. He's mine.

oh really

Edited February 10, 2014 by Arc

[Kopekemaster]

 

i love you kakaru

You can't have him. He's mine.

oh really

 

 

*chucks gauntlet at you*

Bring it.

[Cambion]

 

 

i love you kakaru

You can't have him. He's mine.

oh really

 

 

*chucks gauntlet at you*

Bring it.

 

nah

[Kopekemaster]

 

 

 

i love you kakaru

You can't have him. He's mine.

oh really

 

 

*chucks gauntlet at you*

Bring it.

 

nah

 

 

What sayest thou to this foppish remark, Kakaru? Is this not enough proof of Arc's offhand manner of admiration towards thou? And yet, at the same time, dost it not prove my unending loyalty towards thou?

Edited February 10, 2014 by Master of all Kopekes

[Cambion]

 

 

 

 

i love you kakaru

You can't have him. He's mine.

oh really

 

 

*chucks gauntlet at you*

Bring it.

 

nah

 

 

What sayest thou to this foppish remark, Kakaru? Is this not enough proof of Arc's offhand manner of admiration towards thou? And yet, at the same time, does it not prove my unending loyalty towards thou?

 

idk i mean i've been in a comic. more or less

[Kakaru]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i love you kakaru

You can't have him. He's mine.

 

oh really

 

*chucks gauntlet at you*

Bring it.

 

nah

 

What sayest thou to this foppish remark, Kakaru? Is this not enough proof of Arc's offhand manner of admiration towards thou? And yet, at the same time, does it not prove my unending loyalty towards thou?

 

idk i mean i've been in a comic. more or less

 

I just

[Cambion]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i love you kakaru

You can't have him. He's mine.

 

oh really

 

*chucks gauntlet at you*

Bring it.

 

nah

 

What sayest thou to this foppish remark, Kakaru? Is this not enough proof of Arc's offhand manner of admiration towards thou? And yet, at the same time, does it not prove my unending loyalty towards thou?

 

idk i mean i've been in a comic. more or less

 

I just

 

i don't understand either

 

can someone please explain the meaning of this

[Makaru]

Angry Moocow is so tsundere

Edited February 11, 2014 by Makaru

[Cambion]

Angry Moocow is so tsundere

isn't he though?

[Kopekemaster]

I really have no idea what I'm supposed to say to all that has happened.