fishers64 Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I walk through a dimensional portal. The world behind me explodes. Shrugging, I walk past Chro, who is holding the mask, and take my sunglasses off. "Wasn't my fault" I put in. "Toa Onaku decided to blow up my house for fun and Aurora decided to blow up the entire planet for fun. And you better get rid of that. Whoever holds that thing is like holding a moving target." I whistle for my pet Tahtorak and climb aboard, riding off into the Spherus Magna sunset. Chro's mask. Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I somehow survive those catastrophic events, and my mutilated, legless body crawls through the portal. I keep crawling, and then lie still, seemingly dead. Suddenly, a loud beeping noise can be heard, clearly originating on me. Uh oh... it's a reality bomb. It goes off and destroys half the universe... oops. Nobody's mask. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I set up a massive planet-ship and come by to take the mask. I then pilot my habitable planet very far away from you. My Mask. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorikSigma Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Death star > plnet Ma mask. BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Only my planet has a massive particle accelerator. Particle accelerator>Death Star My Mask. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I do a horizontal fall, breaking the rules of physics in the region, and rendering everything in chaotic flux. Not my mask, but dayum, son, them physics gettin' whack... BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Meanwhile, I ride my Tahtorak into the jungle and through the nearby desert. Around me, hundreds of tyrannosaurus rex emerge from the sand, because we all know that there are undead biomechanical dinosaurs on Bara Magna. Undead T-Rexes, all with one single objective, which I now yell: "Steal the Mask!" They take off with their rocket packs, going for the Mask's current owner. I then step through a portal where my sports car is idling for me. I take off down the highway, silently thanking Onaku for the reality-warp. Not my mask, but it's only a matter of time... Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tahukan Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I Olmak to onaku take the mask and olmak to bara magna My mask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 A spatial rift, caused by the chaotic flux, warps me into Tahukan, incinerating him as the rift opens up inside of him. I jump out and take the mask, then coat my self and the mask with Undead T-Rex repellent. My mask. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tahukan Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I grab the mask at the last second and give you a fake and put the mask on....I don't die due to being a great being and I use this power to create Tahukan Magna My Planet And mask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Kayn Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 The rules make you implode. My mask. Kayn's Thought: My hiatus of Bionicle has ended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I go nuclear, destroying everything in a thirty mile radius except for me and the Mask. My Mask. Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tahukan Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Team? *punch* My mask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 The punch was enchanted. My Mask. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 The undead T-Rexes have arrived. You are all doomed. A undead T-Rex's mask. Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 I contact technical support. Turns out you got the mask on a technicality. My Mask. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tahukan Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 I go berserk caus mah notebook is awesome and kill ya all My mask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 But your notebook is the Death Note, and, being an item from the realm of fiction, belongs to me. You are now powerless, and I am now almost godlike in terms of power. My Mask. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurora the cat Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 (edited) "Hello, you have reached tech support universal, how may I help you sir?""Yes, um, I just destroyed a planet, and everyone is still alive.""Reach down and hold your universe's power button for ten seconds sir.""Ok, what now.""Now power on your universe.""Ok, and yes, they are still alive.""I am sorry sir, let me put you on hold."*elevator music*"Sir, they wanted me to ask if they have a mask that makes them undying""Oh. I just shut down the guy with the mask." *presses the dapper's power button**takes mask**turns him back on* MY MASK! Edited February 6, 2014 by Aurora the cat -Insert deep message to prove I am alive here- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 I come up to you and slap you in the face. My Mask. Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurora the cat Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 To bad I am a black hole with no face to slap. My mask. -Insert deep message to prove I am alive here- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Kayn Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 I absorb you in to the time vortex, grabbing the mask as you are sucked out of the reality of time and space. My mask. Kayn's Thought: My hiatus of Bionicle has ended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tahukan Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 HP Notebook IMA FIRIN MAN LAZOR My mask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmiChron Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 I deflect your man-lazor with a shiny silver platter, slowly turning it towards you and covering you in a pile of men. Lazor-men. Yes. That happened. I throw the silver platter at your outstretched hand, knocking the mask from it, and claim my prize. My mask. My hyperactive sense of sentence morality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 I use your hyperactive sense of sentence morality to mind-control you, because I can do that to people with hyperactive senses of sentence morality. Long story. My Mask. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahkshi Guurahk Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 You try putting on the Ignika and disintegrate.I take the mask. -Rahkshi GuurahkGENERATION 3: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.If I actually tried putting all the stuff I like on here, the sig would burst. (This banner is created by http://www.bzpower.com/board/user/59020-onaku/ ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 I fly in, grab the Mask from you, and fly off into the sunset. My Mask. Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Kayn Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 I move the sun a little closer to you and you end up getting disintegrated. The mask falls out of the sun and I catch it. My mask. Kayn's Thought: My hiatus of Bionicle has ended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 I make my return, and everyone rejoices. While the celebrations take place, I take the mask and sneak out the back. My mask. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Click Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Unfortunately, I don't like parties, and I was enjoying the night air outside when I caught you trying to sneak out. I quickly tackle you from your blindside and fly off into the night with an ornithropter (because ornithropters are cool). ~ Corpus Rahkshi: Fang | Hoto | Tube | Tear | Canvas | Garrotte | Reda BZPRPG: Azusai | Mitsuri The Scarabax Library | Flickr | Deviantart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 (edited) I question your choice of transportation, causing you a great deal of emotional distress, enough to make you land your ornithopter right where you took off, get out, and [CENSORED]. I then take the mask and [CENSORED]. My mask. Edited February 8, 2014 by Toa Onaku BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahkshi Guurahk Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 (edited) I disintegrate both of you and fly off in Click's ORNITHOPTER. (yes there is a need to point out that typo. )My mask and Ornithopter, and I go to [REDACTED] Edited February 8, 2014 by Rahkshi Guurahk -Rahkshi GuurahkGENERATION 3: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.If I actually tried putting all the stuff I like on here, the sig would burst. (This banner is created by http://www.bzpower.com/board/user/59020-onaku/ ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 I enter a miniscule chopper, and follow RG to [REDACTED]. I proceed to [REDACTED], and after a bit of [CENSORED] I take the mask and [CENSORED, DEAR GOD]. My mask. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 I uncensor all of your posts. Most of you are temporarily banned. My Mask. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Due to a certain agreement between me and [REDACTED], I am not banned, and instead, you get kicked in your behind with a metal spike shoe. I take the mask from you, and then [CENSORED]... My mask. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahkshi Guurahk Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 I reveal that the censoring on Onaku's posts involves Onaku in illicit dealings of fake masks of life.While he is taken away I get the real mask.My mask. -Rahkshi GuurahkGENERATION 3: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.If I actually tried putting all the stuff I like on here, the sig would burst. (This banner is created by http://www.bzpower.com/board/user/59020-onaku/ ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Kayn Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 I pull out the cog on your back, making your arms immobile. My mask. Kayn's Thought: My hiatus of Bionicle has ended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 I chop your stomach open with an axe, and rip out your intestines. I then run with the mask in my hands. The REAL mask. My mask. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahkshi Guurahk Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 I throw the cog that supposedly came from my back and it hits you, knocking you out.I steal the mask.Mmmmmyyyyyyyyy maaaaasssssskkkkkk!!!!!! -Rahkshi GuurahkGENERATION 3: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.If I actually tried putting all the stuff I like on here, the sig would burst. (This banner is created by http://www.bzpower.com/board/user/59020-onaku/ ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 I quickly pull the ground from beneath your feet, leaving you to fall into the core and die. My mask. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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