Trijhak Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 ...uh... no comment. I'm a popular target, it seems. Why is that? I was going to kill Kuan. On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toarobot18 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Hm. Free drinks just doesn't seem to work with this crowd. I should try opening a free drive-in movie theater, or maybe giving away free weapons, or maybe going around helping people cross the street. Credit to Zeddy! ------------------- Click the banner above!And please also enjoy my other fine comedies:The Bionicle Entrepreneur - Nuva Join the Navy - Toy Wars - A Comedy of Comics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted June 30, 2014 Author Share Posted June 30, 2014 With his final gaps of air, Blade uttered one, final sentence.“You seduced me well.” yeeep. Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 his final gaps of air save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted June 30, 2014 Author Share Posted June 30, 2014 his final gaps of air ... Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blessed Blade Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Amazing. X, you are amazing. The Pokemon TopicPokemon: Rise of the Rockets - Rise of the Rockets Discussion Topic - Rise of the Rockets Side Stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted June 30, 2014 Author Share Posted June 30, 2014 Amazing. X, you are amazing.you were seduced 2dethconglats. Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Oh my gosh that was incredible. There are so many quotables in that scene.AND NOOOOOO WHY WAS MY G-STRING CHOKE TURNED AUDIO ATTACK INEFFECTIVE WWWWWWWWWWHYYY My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Ha! I denied you all the chance at kill Pulse, since so many of you tried, And yay! death by crocheting kit. You know they say the crochet hook can be used as a deadly weapon. Maybe in the future we shall see if that is true. Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 .......EHKS, THE WEAPON IS CALLED THE YAMMAR OPTION I TOLD YOU IN THE PM TOOWHY DO YOU NEVER GET THIS RIGHT Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted June 30, 2014 Author Share Posted June 30, 2014 .......EHKS, THE WEAPON IS CALLED THE YAMMAR OPTION I TOLD YOU IN THE PM TOO WHY DO YOU NEVER GET THIS RIGHTBECAUSE I CAN'T SPELL Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 HAVE YOU HEARD OF A WONDERFUL THING CALLED COPYING AND PASTING IF NOT YOU FAIL INTERWEBZ FOREVER Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted June 30, 2014 Author Share Posted June 30, 2014 HAVE YOU HEARD OF A WONDERFUL THING CALLED COPYING AND PASTING IF NOT YOU FAIL INTERWEBZ FOREVERYES I HAVE I'M JUST LAZY Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 HAVE YOU HEARD OF A WONDERFUL THING CALLED COPYING AND PASTING IF NOT YOU FAIL INTERWEBZ FOREVERI blame you, for using alien words and Non-standard symbols. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blessed Blade Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 ITT: Greek letters are non-standard symbols to the world. The Pokemon TopicPokemon: Rise of the Rockets - Rise of the Rockets Discussion Topic - Rise of the Rockets Side Stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Except Greece lol My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Luroka Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 (edited) Except Greece lolOnly ancient greece. Now there is a more modern version. Edited July 1, 2014 by Kuan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 LOL. That was a funny post. Well done, X. Hey, I guess I actually did choke the life out of you, Blade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blessed Blade Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 .. pfffffffft; just realized that. xP Nicely done there, nicely done. =P 1 The Pokemon TopicPokemon: Rise of the Rockets - Rise of the Rockets Discussion Topic - Rise of the Rockets Side Stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Pupwa, 'alien words'? Really? Think about how non-MLP fans would react to you spouting on about Equestria and Earth Ponies or Spike the Dragon and see how many would call your words 'alien'. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I WIN Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted July 2, 2014 Author Share Posted July 2, 2014 Pupwa, 'alien words'? Really? Think about how non-MLP fans would react to you spouting on about Equestria and Earth Ponies or Spike the Dragon and see how many would call your words 'alien'. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I WINflarblegarble norglehables.ARE THOSE ALIEN ENOUGH FOR YOU. Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Pupwa, 'alien words'? Really? Think about how non-MLP fans would react to you spouting on about Equestria and Earth Ponies or Spike the Dragon and see how many would call your words 'alien'. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I WIN>Earth ponies>spike the dragon >Hurr, Derr, I don't know that all of those words are in the dictionary. >Equestria. Url for the New York Therapeutic riding center. Just slap a .org at the end. All of your points have collapsed. What else do you have to go on now? Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blessed Blade Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 What abiut Zaphod Beeblebrox? I think that's rather alien. =P 2 The Pokemon TopicPokemon: Rise of the Rockets - Rise of the Rockets Discussion Topic - Rise of the Rockets Side Stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 What abiut Zaphod Beeblebrox? I think that's rather alien. =PName of a nightclub in Canada Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blessed Blade Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 ... Really? There's a Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy themed nightclb here in Canada? Seriously? That's news to me... The Pokemon TopicPokemon: Rise of the Rockets - Rise of the Rockets Discussion Topic - Rise of the Rockets Side Stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Somehow, yesNot sure if link is SFW (or SFBZP) save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted July 4, 2014 Author Share Posted July 4, 2014 The night started out in a bar. Again. As usual. Like every scene in this game will ever start out in. Toarobot had decided to hire Kopekemaster as a server in his newer-than-new bar, the “New TR18 Thank You Bar!” Why? He was great at playing violin, and had yet to try killing Toarobot.And so, Kopeke sat behind the bar, ready to kill his intended target. Just because he was a worker doesn’t mean he couldn’t murder people.The few remaining survivors decided to go to the bar, and kill each other there. It was the easiest way to get this game over, after all. So, Kuan, Shadowvezon, and Axilus walked into the bar...and before SV could blink, Kuan slugged him in the face, which caused his head to simply cease to be. SV’s corpse fell to the ground, discharging a shot from his fancy-robot-plasma-gun-thing into Axilus’s face. It was just as ineffective as the last gun he used. Axilus sighed, and decided to place a small little packet of C4 on Kuan. It blew up, and...Kuan was completely unharmed. Because that totally makes sense.The initial fighting over, Kuan and Axilus decided to sit down in the bar, and wait to get a drink or fifty. Even though Axilus was a giant robot, he could still use alcohol. I think. Probably not. But we’ll go with that for the sake of this story. I guess.So, they sat down and started drinking, already over the fact that Kuan had killed someone and Axilus tried killing Kuan. It took some time, but eventually the last two survivors showed up, obviously mad for some reason. Before the ACE MAVERICK HUNTING ATTORNEY could sit down, however, Kopeke stopped him.“I have a dish just for you! A plate of delicious cheese!”The ACE MAVERICK HUNTING ATTORNEY looked at the cheese suspiciously, and decided to eat it in one bite. He found it delicious. Kopeke snickered, hoping that soon the poisonous cheese would kill AMHT.With the cheese in his stomach, AMHT and a very aquatic Beard walked up to Kuan, offering him a big teddy bear. The two had worked together, to rig it with explosives and many sharp objects, in order to kill Kuan for sure.Kuan took the teddy bear, and it almost instantly exploded, to no ill effect on him. The knives, however, quickly cut him up and killed him to the death, because knives are far more deadly than explosives.Satisfied, AMHT and Beard headed out, back out to sleep and wait for the next killing thing. Axilus shut down for the night. Kopeke and TR18 sighed, and went to set up the next bar.---Later that night, AMHT awoke, and went to the bathroom. He had a severe case of indigestion and remained there all night, feeling miserable. PMs will be sent out in a few hours. Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 .......I can't even tell if I'm dead. xPCan't you have round summaries too? =P Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Luroka Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Walk off two explosions like they're nothing, die from knives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toarobot18 Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Too many people are dying at my bars. I should install safety belts on the bar stools. Credit to Zeddy! ------------------- Click the banner above!And please also enjoy my other fine comedies:The Bionicle Entrepreneur - Nuva Join the Navy - Toy Wars - A Comedy of Comics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 AMHA, you are most certainly dead. I laced that cheese with yarn, yo.Expect to be dead in a matter of hours. My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted July 5, 2014 Author Share Posted July 5, 2014 .......I can't even tell if I'm dead. xP Can't you have round summaries too? =PLater that night, AMHT awoke, and went to the bathroom. He had a severe case of indigestion and remained there all night, feeling miserable.just got some bad cheese gas Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 I warned you bro I TOLD YOU DOG My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Well good, I'll take indigestion over death any day. Because if I am dead, I CANNOT HUNT MAVERICKS OR BE AN ACE ATTORNEY!and that's terrible. 2 Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 quickly cut him up and killed him to the deathLOLOLOLOLOLOL Hilarious post as usual, X. But since you forgot to update the front page, I'll just put this here to help people out. 1. SwimmingBeard2. Cohr3. Vox4, KopekeMaster5. Kuan6. Pupwa7. ShadowVezok8. TR189. Axirus10. JiMing: ACE MAVERICK ATTORNEY OR SOMETHING11. Plus12. Lhik13. Blade14. Jim (Ibrow/Voltex/Voltex Oblige)15. Burn Tell me if I missed someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Luroka Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 small little packet of C4 on Kuan. It blew up, and...Kuan was completely unharmed. AMHT and a very aquatic Beard walked up to Kuan, offering him a big teddy bear. The two had worked together, to rig it with explosives and many sharp objects, in order to kill Kuan for sure.Kuan took the teddy bear, and it almost instantly exploded, to no ill effect on him.Shrapnelproof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Aww. I guess was the one who fell, then. And I'd worked hard to make a authentic Fusion Cannon just for that, too. Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Ax, you spelt your own name wrong save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted July 5, 2014 Author Share Posted July 5, 2014 Ax, you spelt your own name wronghave you not looked at the original list 1 Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 I'm surprised I wasn't listed as Swimming Bread. "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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