Mafia: Damage Control

[Van Hohenheim]

In the labyrinthine recesses of his mind, Aiwendil laughed. He had heard the call of the sea, and heeded it. The oceanic magistrate had weaved its way into his mind, and soon his brain was atwitter with the songs of mollusks and the dances of shell-fish. He knew the answer, it was quite simple, so so simple. Simplicity itself. Soon the water would engulf the island, welcome it beneath its skin. And there would be merriment, and, no doubt, poetry, when they scuttled and swam with their claws and their fins and their pseudopodes. Therefore, it was but a matter of death, and then his body would become one with the deep.

Fools! the Ocean shall take you all!

[Hitoshura]

 

In the labyrinthine recesses of his mind, Aiwendil laughed. He had heard the call of the sea, and heeded it. The oceanic magistrate had weaved its way into his mind, and soon his brain was atwitter with the songs of mollusks and the dances of shell-fish. He knew the answer, it was quite simple, so so simple. Simplicity itself. Soon the water would engulf the island, welcome it beneath its skin. And there would be merriment, and, no doubt, poetry, when they scuttled and swam with their claws and their fins and their pseudopodes. Therefore, it was but a matter of death, and then his body would become one with the deep.

Fools! the Ocean shall take you all!

 

 

This is why we destroy the oceans.

Edited November 1, 2014 by Gengar

[Ride Another Day]

I am SO glad I died before this.

[Seaborgium]

I'm hoping this ocean thing is just trivial. It's really creepy.

[Chro]

If you think this is creepy... well, I thought we'd gained a new potential regular, but your brain might explode before this game ends.

[Van Hohenheim]

I'm hoping this ocean thing is just trivial. It's really creepy.

It is not trivial. The deep itself shall swallow all that is good, and end this game by means of killing everyone involved.

 

note: I'm just making stuff up at this point. I can do that right?

[Quisoves Potoo]

note: I'm just making stuff up at this point. I can do that right?

This is Mafia, after all.

[Seaborgium]

If you think this is creepy... well, I thought we'd gained a new potential regular, but your brain might explode before this game ends.

What, are we doing some sort of "Scanners" Mafia?

 

 

 

         YOUR HEAD EXPLODE

Edited November 7, 2014 by -Windrider-

[Hitoshura]

No, just plain ol' Bionicle Mafia.

[Van Hohenheim]

 

note: I'm just making stuff up at this point. I can do that right?

This is Mafia, after all.

 

Is that a yes or a no? It could be interpreted as "This is mafia, and there's a story running and I'd rather you not complicate things" or as "This is mafia, there isn't really a story for it so you can take it and run with it."

[Quisoves Potoo]

 

 

note: I'm just making stuff up at this point. I can do that right?

This is Mafia, after all.

 

Is that a yes or a no? It could be interpreted as "This is mafia, and there's a story running and I'd rather you not complicate things" or as "This is mafia, there isn't really a story for it so you can take it and run with it."

 

What I meant was "This is Mafia, you can not necessarily take anything a player says at face value, so anyone but the host can say just about anything he likes (as long as it isn't a complete non sequitur.)

[Van Hohenheim]

 

 

 

note: I'm just making stuff up at this point. I can do that right?

This is Mafia, after all.

 

Is that a yes or a no? It could be interpreted as "This is mafia, and there's a story running and I'd rather you not complicate things" or as "This is mafia, there isn't really a story for it so you can take it and run with it."

 

What I meant was "This is Mafia, you can not necessarily take anything a player says at face value, so anyone but the host can say just about anything he likes (as long as it isn't a complete non sequitur.)

 

Yay.

 

 

The deep ones shall take you all, Mafia and Villager alike. Both of your organizations have little effect on the great Blue, and in his eyes you are both found wanting. Only those who have submitted to his will shall be allowed to die a peaceful death.. woe be upon all others.

[Ehksidian]

Yay.

 

 

 

The deep ones shall take you all, Mafia and Villager alike. Both of your organizations have little effect on the great Blue, and in his eyes you are both found wanting. Only those who have submitted to his will shall be allowed to die a peaceful death.. woe be upon all others.

 

I had a worm in my brain!

[Chro]

So did I, I think (???)

[Seaborgium]

Hail Ѭ҉ѯ▲ɻ!

 

So what's all this about people's brains being taken over?

[Van Hohenheim]

There are no brains being taken over, just people seeing the light.

[Voltex]

There are no brains being taken over, just people seeing the light.

 

I think I'd rather stay in the shadows if that's the case

[Van Hohenheim]

 

There are no brains being taken over, just people seeing the light.

 

I think I'd rather stay in the shadows if that's the case

 

Join us voltex, you shall be spared a miserable death.

[Voltex]

I was already spared a miserable death, so

[Seaborgium]

Voltex was killed mid-sentence!

[Chro]

Nah, he just peaced out to Tara Karda mid-sentence

[Quisoves Potoo]

Through the temperate air, as did sleep,

A figure malicious to kill him did creep.
A knife in his hand was the means of dispatch,

But not though he knew, there was quite a catch.

The hut door he opened, he made not a sound,

But the smell of his breath did his victim bring round.

"Begone rancid one!" Zakaro said groggily,

But the figure advance he saw, though quite foggily.

"Who are you, intruder? I am very sleepy!

And your ominous gait I think is quite creepy!"
"Seaborgium, I, to be your undoing

Is my humble wish, I'm victims accruing!"
With terrified gaze, Zakaro looked on,

As the knife stabbed his lungs, and breathing was gone.

Seaborgium smiled, so taken with glee,

That he failed to notice a great snickersnee

Come cutting an arc, and off his head too,

And so from his body his cranium flew.

 

Meanwhile, was out for a stroll

When somewhere behind him a devious pole,

Alas, with deadly blade adorned,

So ensured that he was the next to be mourned.

 

Day Four

 

Again after breakfast the villagers went,

In search of the missing, their morning cheer spent.

They found the above, but also one more,

His death was familiar, they'd seen it before.

Lying in a clearing, @Rahkshi Guurahk,

Displayed in his body a disturbing lack,

Of innards, and twas' quite clear,

Though his face betrayed no fear,

He'd been chewed through.

The sad villagers knew

That rather than stay,

To the green grove they should make their way.

 

, Villager, killed on Night Four.

@Seaborgium, Opportunistic Killer, killed on  Night Four.

, Villager, killed on Night Four.

@Rahkshi Guurahk, Villager, killed on Night Four.

Edited November 5, 2014 by Quisoves Pugnat

[Manducus]

I TOLD YOU PEOPLE SEABORGIUM WAS GUILTY! NO MAN BLATANTLY BLAMES ME FOR A CRIMINAL FOR NO SUDDEN REASON!

[Voltex]

I TOLD YOU PEOPLE SEABORGIUM WAS GUILTY! NO MAN BLATANTLY BLAMES ME FOR A CRIMINAL FOR NO SUDDEN REASON!

 

But... you ARE a criminal.

[Seaborgium]

Whaaa...? There is more than one Mafia sides?

 

I TOLD YOU PEOPLE SEABORGIUM WAS GUILTY! NO MAN BLATANTLY BLAMES ME FOR A CRIMINAL FOR NO SUDDEN REASON!

 

But... you ARE a criminal.

 

 

"No Mandacus, you are the criminals"

Then Mandacus was a mafia.

Edited November 5, 2014 by Seaborgium

[Manducus]

 

I TOLD YOU PEOPLE SEABORGIUM WAS GUILTY! NO MAN BLATANTLY BLAMES ME FOR A CRIMINAL FOR NO SUDDEN REASON!

 

But... you ARE a criminal.

 

 

I like to call myself an eccentric, savvy, business man.

 

No, no. There's a very clear distinction from being a member of the mafia and doing some friendly business with them.

 

The Falcones are rather nice people themselves.

Edited November 5, 2014 by Councilor Manducus

[Ride Another Day]

SEABORGIUM!! DID HE KILL ME!?

[Voltex]

SEABORGIUM!! DID HE KILL ME!?

 

heck no

[Ride Another Day]

If he...then...was...it...Brotex?

Edited November 5, 2014 by The Rider of Kikanalo

[Voltex]

If he...then...was...it...Brotex?

 

heck no

 

you tried to kill me

[Ride Another Day]

I did what? I missed something here.

[Chro]

don't play dumb; your silly counter power does not escape our notice, even here

[Hitoshura]

villager deaths...woohoo...even mine

[Ride Another Day]

don't play dumb; your silly counter power does not escape our notice, even here

My Brain: He knows...

 

Me: Shh...

[Voltex]

So, do you all remember when I told you to execute Portalfig?

 

And then Portalfig turned out to be guilty?

 

WELL GUESS WHAT FOLKS, I HAVE ANOTHER

 

This one is Ddude, and he is an Opportunistic Killer. I recommend that you tie the rope around his neck immediately.

[Seaborgium]

Now, now that's just silly. What sort of opportunist killer would not kill anyone? I'm tired of your antics, comrade. I'm needing four for bridge in Hades. Join us.

[Chro]

He could be waiting for an opportunity, you know. It's right there in the name.

[Underscore]

This is getting suspenceful. I vote Burnmad.

[Voltex]

This is getting suspenceful. I vote Burnmad.

 

Instead of the confirmed killer?

 

Perhaps we should lynch you instead, then? At least we KNOW Ddude's role in this.

[Trijhak]

Er, corpse here. Very confused. 

 

21. Ddude, Villager, killed on Night Three.

 

 

Ddude is dead