Lemony Lepid Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 Pinkie hoard comes in and distracts you, then space core from portal 2 esplodes the entire area. but due to my armor lock, I was safe. I then send out COD drones to look for it. I find it atop a tree in a nest, along with a bird pecking on the head of a rotten man named Prometheus. I grab it and slide along in my management rail. I then give the mask to sonic and he speeds away with it. Sonic's mask. (should be an easy way of getting it if you watch game theory) ~~
Dapper-Sama Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 (edited) I bean you to LEGO-related death with your ANOMALOUS TYPEFACE. My Mask. Edited December 10, 2013 by The Dapper Man Morally unambiguous.
-Windrider- Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 I whack you with an obligatory LEGO-related stapler. Loopholes are fun; so are office supplies. My mask?
Lemony Lepid Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 LOL, I laugh so hard for putting so many refs BUT legos, I reach clipping levels and your ears bleed, you drop the mask, and I ride a pinkie pie away, shouting a lego ref. PLAY WELL! MY MASK! ~~
Dapper-Sama Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 Play THIS! Perfect Revolver Headshot, you fall of pinkie, and I ride an invisible horse with LEGO coconuts, shouting: "My Mask!" Morally unambiguous.
Lemony Lepid Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 I grab my trusty twilight magic gattling gun, or TT-M-GG and blast you and your Camelot crown back from whence it came. oh and you drop the LEGO RELATED mask in the process. oh loophole, thank you for this mask. ~~
-Windrider- Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 Just an aside, I've debated in the past whether or not having the mask mentioned automatically makes a post LEGO-related and therefore legal by the G&T rules... It's something that hasn't come to mind recently, but you can always PM me your thoughts. I mean, the obvious loophole is really silly (although sometimes fun to play with). Anyway! I construct one of those spinjutsu or whatever they're called spinners, and send it rotating towards your toes. Ouch! My mask?
Lemony Lepid Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 Angry at your post, I throw the mouse at the screen, it transfers to your screen, and knocks you out. Oh, and legos. my mask until you come to. ~~
NorikSigma Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 I disconnect the internet from every computer. Internet-addicted you dies of deprivation and I steal the mask from this topic into the real world, pulverising the fourth wall while at it. My mask! BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles
Dapper-Sama Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 Suddenly LEGO pineapples. My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Lemony Lepid Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 the mask turns into a spiked pineapple, and you drop it. and then you step on a lego, causing seating pain in your heel. your new name is Achilles. My mask. ~~
Onaku Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 After a long walk through crazy reference filled streets, I come up behind you and bash your head in with my wrench, throw you into molten lava, then sing backwards the wordless chants from the bionicle theme from 2001. This results in a gigantic earthquake as a demonic apocalypse ravages the world. After everything is over, I stand, a lone survivor, with the mask in my hands. My mask... BZPRPG Profiles
Lemony Lepid Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 (edited) the toxins from the nuclear grenades stored by the bionicle military cause a zombie revolution. the zombie's mask. Edited December 10, 2013 by Loganto The Le-Matoran ~~
Onaku Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 Fortunately, me having already equipped my hazmat suit during the time l built the paradox machine, I escape infection and start mowing down the mindless flesh-eaters. I then take the mask from one of the twice-dead corpses, holding it high in victory, but then resume my slaughtering of the undead. This is it, the apocalypse. My mask. BZPRPG Profiles
Lemony Lepid Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 My zombie bites your arm. causing it to unclench the mask and I grab it and trudge off with it. My preciousssssss!!!! ~~
Dapper-Sama Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 Gollum asks you to hand me the Mask; naturally, you comply. And then LEGO happens or something My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Lemony Lepid Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 (edited) The cure to the apocalypse gets out, and I grab the mask, and run away. I then use my vine and pla- oh man... forgot. I use my lego AIR powers to make a tornado around me, and I'm in the eye, safe.Mine. Edited December 10, 2013 by Loganto The Le-Matoran ~~
Onaku Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 (edited) Unfortunately for you, it just so happens that your tornado wakes up undead buried right under your feet. They devour you. I happen to still be undead, so I walk in to the crowd, take the mask, and walk away again. Fortunately for me, I later get the cure and return to normal. The mask is mine, and the apocalypse is almost over, with the unfortunate next poster still being a zombie... Edited December 10, 2013 by Toa Onaku BZPRPG Profiles
Dapper-Sama Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 (edited) I throw sharks Loganato's tornado. Problem solved. Then, I construct a hovercraft using LEGO and abscond. Edited December 10, 2013 by The Dapper Man Morally unambiguous.
Lemony Lepid Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 your last post bit me, but the healing toxins keep curing me, so I'm half zombie, I guess. I bite you and your a zombie again. I grab the mask from your dying hands. my mask. ~~
Dapper-Sama Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 I ninja you with my LEGO hovercraft. My Mask to gloat at you with. Morally unambiguous.
Onaku Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 Fortunately, your hovercraft explodes due to corroded wire-encasing. I then walk over to the rubble of your hovercraft and take the mask from your bloodied hands. My mask. BZPRPG Profiles
Dapper-Sama Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 (edited) My blood gives you a particularly nasty illness that I have immunity to. I walk up and grab the mask from your cold, dead hands. My Mask! Edited December 10, 2013 by The Dapper Man Morally unambiguous.
Lemony Lepid Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 (edited) is blood infuses into your cuts, you're a zombie again. your hand strength lessens and I grab the mask. My mask.My blood gives you a particularly nasty illness that I have immunity to. I walk up and grab the mask from your cold, dead hands. My Mask!lol we posted at the same time Edited December 10, 2013 by Loganto The Le-Matoran ~~
Dapper-Sama Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 With my ninjabilities, I sneak up on you and knock you out, and steal the Mask. My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Onaku Posted December 10, 2013 Posted December 10, 2013 (edited) I take your head and quickly twist it off your body like a lego head (but still in real life, so it's quite gruesome), then throw it over the conveniently placed next to us cliff, and take the mask from your hands. My mask, (and do try to come up with something more creative next time...) Edited December 10, 2013 by Toa Onaku BZPRPG Profiles
Onaku Posted December 11, 2013 Posted December 11, 2013 (edited) I grasp your head, smile, then scream into your ears "GET A BIT MORE CREATIVE, WHY DON'T YOU LAD?" so loud your head explodes just as you receive the message. I then take the mask from your once more bloodied hands and throw a lego piece at you to keep my method lego related. My mask. Edited December 11, 2013 by Toa Onaku BZPRPG Profiles
Dapper-Sama Posted December 11, 2013 Posted December 11, 2013 Sadly, this newer, resurrected me doesn't recall his last death. Thus: LEGO! Arrgh, now I'm in for it. My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Onaku Posted December 11, 2013 Posted December 11, 2013 (edited) You are quite in for it indeed. I put you over my shoulder and jump off the cliff with you, then proceed to punch you again and again, using LEGO BIONICLE air powers to push you up to me each time. Finally, as you hit the bottom, right next to Loganto's head, I gracefully land next to you and proceed to ripping you apart with a LEGO rapid fire three barreled minigun. I then take the mask from the shreds of meat, organs and bones that once were you. My mask, you uncreative bassman. Edited December 11, 2013 by Toa Onaku BZPRPG Profiles
Dapper-Sama Posted December 11, 2013 Posted December 11, 2013 That was... graphic. Anyway, I use bass to drop a beat that happens to be a knockout frequency. Using another LEGO hovercraft, I fly over and steal both the Minigun and the Mask. Also, LEGO. My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Onaku Posted December 11, 2013 Posted December 11, 2013 (edited) You fool it just so happens that I rigged my minigun with an explosive, that will go off should my minigun fall into enemy hands. Which it does, and as your burnt and torn body falls to the ground, I swoop in, take the mask for myself, and ride into the sunset on my mighty LEGO steed. My mask. Edited December 11, 2013 by Toa Onaku BZPRPG Profiles
NorikSigma Posted December 11, 2013 Posted December 11, 2013 Lego Catalogue cuts you. My mask. BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles
Onaku Posted December 11, 2013 Posted December 11, 2013 I throw the lego catalogue back right back at you, having rigged it with a gas-releasing device, said gas being highly corrosive. After your flesh and organs melt from your bones, I take the mask for myself. My mask. BZPRPG Profiles
Dapper-Sama Posted December 11, 2013 Posted December 11, 2013 Good God, dude. Uh... Banhammer! While you are exiled for posting excessively verbose and graphic content, I snatch the mask. My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Onaku Posted December 11, 2013 Posted December 11, 2013 I apologize so sincerely that you shed tears and drop down into a fetal position, allowing me to take the mask for myself. My mask. Sorry for the gory evening yesterday. BZPRPG Profiles
Dapper-Sama Posted December 11, 2013 Posted December 11, 2013 I return you you minigun and gas releasing device, only I accidentally turned both of those on. The deliveryman stole your mask, but it's not his anymore. It's... My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Onaku Posted December 11, 2013 Posted December 11, 2013 Fortunately for me... or unfortunately, which ever way you look at it, I manage to survive this assault, slowly and painfully dragging my burnt and mutilated body into a regeneration device... which happens to be linked into a 50ft tall mech, in which I chase you down and crush you beneath my mechanical feet, after which I, in a fully regenerated body, step out of the mech and pick the mask our of your hand, which conveniently happens to be the only thing sticking out from underneath the mech's foot. Mask be mine, brother. BZPRPG Profiles
Dapper-Sama Posted December 11, 2013 Posted December 11, 2013 (edited) BANHAMMER! You never learn, do ya? My Mask. Edited December 11, 2013 by The Dapper Man Morally unambiguous.
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