Steal The Mask!

[Observedhalo]

I delete your profile.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I delete the forums, and in the ensuing chaos, grab the mask and run out of there.

 

The mask may be mine, but at a terrible cost... oh wait, they restored it, never mind.

[Phoenixian Wraith]

I stab you with a katana and steal the mask while you're preoccupied.

 

My mask... and a bit of bleach, little bit of blood on there...

[Onaku]

While you stabbed the decoy me, I switch the real mask with a fake mask... that has a bomb in it. Just as I get to a safe distance, it goes off.

 

The mask is mine, mate.

 

 

 

 

 

 

In a bionicle related manner

[Phoenixian Wraith]

I race at you full speed and proceed to smash my knee into your stomach, uppercut you, left hook to the jaw, right to the face, suckerpunch with my left... and other Close Quarter Combat manoeuvres which is wrapped up by a headbutt that cracks your skull.

 

As you lie bleeding and concussed the ground, I pick the mask up, say, "Screw you, rules," AND DON THE MASK!

 

The Mask... is mine.

 

As I walk away, I say, "No-one... tricks me with the bomb-in-the-fake-mask trick. And gets away with it."

[Onaku]

Thankfully for me, that was another decoy me, and as you take the mask, you realize that you had been fooled all along. That mask was never the real mask, I was long gone, and as you turn around again, you realize that nuke is not just for show...

 

With a large landmass pulverized by a radioactive shockwave, I take a sip from a glass of non-alcoholic malt brew, as I hold the mask in my hand, looking at it happily, while my private LEGO airliner saves me from a nuclear death.

Edited November 14, 2013 by Toa Onaku

[Observedhalo]

"I am on the plane and say "Would you kindly crash the plane". You find yourself in Rapture and are town apart by splicers. The mask is mine.

[Onaku]

Due to the aircraft regulations on the aircraft, between you saying "Would you kindly" and "me" finding myself in Rapture, a series of undisclosed events occur that lead to me not being me, but you, and me being the actual one taking the mask, albeit it being in your body, and my precious body being brutalized. Oh well, I guess this calls for even more time shenanigans to get my body back, but until then;

 

The mask is mine!

 

 

 

 

 

Although I can say what happened was partially bionicle related

Edited November 14, 2013 by Toa Onaku

[Phoenixian Wraith]

I use Izanami to trap you within an eternal loop of being stabbed, being brutally assaulted and crashing the plane. You will never know what has happened.

 

The mask (and I make sure it IS the mask) is mine. I leave you with all your bombs.

[Onaku]

I use the infinity wheel coupled with the mask of time as the assault begins and turn all your gosh darn stabby things against you, keep the aircraft in the sky, and quickly run to the nuke. It's too late to grab the mask now, so I arm the nuke, and kiss the world goodbye.

 

The mask belongs to whomever comes next, but he will come upon a radioactive wasteland.

Not my mask.

[Phoenixian Wraith]

I wake up as an irradiated monster and spend the next few decades wandering the wasteland before stumbling upon the mask.My mask.

[-Windrider-]

I shrink you down and place you on the terrain of my Minecraft LEGO set. It's so cozy that you stay there forever.

My mask!

 

 

 

Creds to Ziko.

Edited November 16, 2013 by -Windrider-

[Observedhalo]

I restore the world to its formers glory, and you give me the mask in gratitude. As I see that this mask has caused nothing but trouble, I seal the mask away and guard it with one hundred thousand trillion Mata Nui robots.I am a god and this is my mask.

Edited November 16, 2013 by Observedhalo

[Onaku]

What is a god to a non-believer? The mask activates and I emerge from it, having made a fail-safe within the mask in case of my death. I then take out my Olmak and transport myself away from there.

 

The mask now belongs to me. Good luck catching up to me.

[Zacian]

I use my Olmak to catch up to you. I grab the mask from you with my silver sword, then I freeze you and throw you off into the void.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I come out of another portal riding Zivon, blasting you with an amplified kanoka launcher, blowing you to smithereens. I then grab the mask and make my way to a different dimension on my mighty steed.

 

The mask is mine!

Edited November 16, 2013 by Toa Onaku

[fishers64]

I build a Lego blaster out of Lego, blast Windrider into oblivion, and steal his post-deletion powers. I then go back and delete all the non-Lego and quasi-Lego related posts, take out that blaster again, and take the mask from the true final poster.

 

My mask.

[Underscore]

I hack into BZPower and drain your proto so much that you are forced to give me the mask*

 

my mask

 

*This is, of course, hypothetical. It's a game, right?

[Onaku]

I collide the moon with the core of the internet, destroying everything. But just before this happens, I jump in with my Olmak, take The Mask, and jump out again, locking everyone behind me. The internet (along with the whole planet) has been destroyed, but at least the mask...

 

The mask... is mine.

[Katoris]

I make a homemade LEGO portal gun, and go around town with it, and then go find you.

 

Next thing you know, a bunch of random matoran hobos rain down on top of you through a portal.

 

My mask.

[NorikSigma]

I throw clean Lego-sponsored clothes onto you. The hobos trample you to death in a Lego-related way.I take the mask. MY MASK!

[Onaku]

I deny your reality and substitute it with my own. (In a lego related manner)

 

My mask.

[Dapper-Sama]

You get stuck in BZPRPG time. I nab the mask while your yelling in slow motion, and make a break for it.

 

My Mask.

[Constructelf]

I, watching from the side, call in an airstrike. 1000 Jetrax T6s arrive on the scene and pulverize you with Midak Skyblaster shots. After the dust clears, I walk up, grab the mask, then hit it with a teleportation kanoka, sending it into my safe in my house.

 

My mask.

[Underscore]

Vezon miraculously appears wearing the kanohi olmak fallowed by 10,000 Axalar T9s being driven by 10,000 Lewa Nuva clones. The Lewa Nuvas bombad you with tornadoes well the skyblasters blast you all the way to Voya Nui, but not before the mask flies out of your hands. My mask

[Dapper-Sama]

I build a fully-functional Old One with Lego. LEGOthulu is goin' to enjoy your company.

 

My Mask.

[fishers64]

I summon every ninja iteration on every ninja vehicle ever made. They pummel you with Spinijitzu, while I swoop in on my Ultradragon and take the mask.

 

My mask.

[Constructelf]

I build Arondight out of Lego and stab your dragon with it. While your dragon is reeling from the effects of anti-dragon magic, I gun you down with a cordak blaster, and take the mask. Prudently, I put it in my hyperspace vault.

 

My mask.

Edited December 6, 2013 by Man of Miracles

[Dapper-Sama]

I contract TOUAB to rob you. He keeps all of your money, and the Ignika is

 

My Mask.

[Chro]

TOUAB fails miserably, falling off of a bridge in the process

 

Need I say more

[Dapper-Sama]

I pour gasoline on your arm. Yes, the fiery one.

 

My Mask.

[-Windrider-]

I whack you with LEGO busts of Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II. The hills are alive with the sound of THWOCK.

My mask!

[Dapper-Sama]

I bring out the old LEGO muffins and bean you with them.

 

My Mask!

[Underscore]

A tarakava bites your head of and spits out your mask. The mask you were wearing is mine, and so is the ignika

[Onaku]

In a looney toons like manner, I saw the ground around your feet at a comically fast pace and watch as you fall down the conveniently placed cliff. I take a lego brick and drop it down after you to keep my method lego related.

 

The mask is mine.

[Dapper-Sama]

TIME PARADOX

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

I hit you in the back of your head with my wrench after building a paradox machine, which I then hid in the center of Bara-Magna, it now being protected by the energized protodermis. I then pick up the mask, but... oh karzahni, the paradox machine has malfunctioned I...

 

I hit you in the back of your head with my wrench after building a parado...

Edited December 9, 2013 by Toa Onaku

[Dapper-Sama]

I throw a wrench into your parado, causing you to be stuck in a terrible time-space conundrum.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

Eventually I die... but then I don't die... and then I die again, and it keeps happening, again and again. But due to timey-wimey physics, I manage to break this circle. I then take the wrench from the ruins of my paradox machine and go after you.

 

The Dapper Man still has the mask, but it will be mine.

[Dapper-Sama]

I then- Oh, wait.

 

My Mask, for now.