Onaku Posted December 31, 2013 Posted December 31, 2013 A split timeline has appeared, and i am on one side of it. From that perspective, I still have the mask, but from the other one, Pupwa21 has it... and my stuff as well, according to him. In that timeline, I turn to my last resort, sending a distress signal to any alternate "me"s that might be listening. The me of the timeline I created hears this, and I go to the alternate timeline, still holding the mask of life. Due to the mask of life existing twice in the universe, it implodes on itself, and the entire thing is reset... all the way back to when the topic first started. I, using a clever disguise, walk up to King Joe and steal the mask. My mask, and the timeline has been reset... completely. BZPRPG Profiles
Pupwa21 Posted December 31, 2013 Posted December 31, 2013 Then all of a sudden, Another me pops up from a portal, Wearing a Olmak. He said, "Nope." And restored the timeline to the point where you tried to reset it. He then proceeds to reflect the distress signal back towards you and modifys it to kill you. My mask and my your stuff. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Onaku Posted December 31, 2013 Posted December 31, 2013 I reject your reality, and substitute it with my own. My mask, still timeline reset because it's a cool plot element, like, come on. BZPRPG Profiles
Pupwa21 Posted December 31, 2013 Posted December 31, 2013 (edited) I then realized how can you send a distress signal in the first place, as I have all your stuff. So until you explain how you did, The timeline reset never happen. So my mask and my your stuff. Edited December 31, 2013 by Pupwa21 Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Pupwa21 Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 I shoot you with my gun and I still have your stuff. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 (edited) I steal all of Toa Onaku's stuff, and use a combination of absurdly humanlike robots, a parallel universe and a faux fighting tournament to raise my army of sin once more. Then, I walk up to you and PAWNCH you in the face, because, due to not having Onaku's stuff, you lack any defense. My Mask, stuff and shadow army. Edited January 1, 2014 by The Dapper Man Morally unambiguous.
NorikSigma Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 I use a torchlight to completely and utterly annihilate your shadow army. I convinced the army that it is better working for someone else and they... work for the next poster? My mask. And an army for next poster. BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles
Dapper-Sama Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 My army's loyalties are now back to me, so I kill you with it and assimilate your collected evils into it. My Mask and army. Morally unambiguous.
Pupwa21 Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 Remember I have everysones stuff, So I use it and, Doubtfully, Give Spider-Man,Slendy,And MLP giant Power-Ranger style robots. They then crush your army and give me the mask. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 (edited) Except for Onaku's items. I stole 'em, remembah? So, I use his time machine to nullify all the events after I first BANHAMMERed him (which means his gore spree just ended). So.... My Mask. Edited January 1, 2014 by The Dapper Man Morally unambiguous.
Pupwa21 Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 I use This forum to flood you with spam. My mask and I took Onaku's stuff and burned it with his body. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 You just burnt Onaku alive. You monster. You aught to be ashamed of yourself. [Persuade SUCCESS] My Mask! Morally unambiguous.
Pupwa21 Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 So? I'm a PILE OF LIVING HATS THAT BELONG TO A TF2 PLAYER! WHY DO I CARE IF I BURNED HIM ALIVE! *sends you to the land of Rabid and Murderious Bronys* My. Mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 Yay! My Anger Bomb worked! While you berzerk, I nab the mask while you mutilate Onaku's ashes. My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 My Kung-Fu is stronger than yours. My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Onaku Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 (edited) Like a phoenix I rise from my ashes and pwnch the frick out of Pupwa21, take everyone's stuff from him and give it back to everyone, and curse him with the notabletotakeanyone'sstuffeveragain spell, causing him to never again steal anyone's stuff. I then turn to you, nod to you, and you hand me the mask after I kindly gave you your stuff back. My mask, and the goodwill of everyone except for Pupwa21. Edited January 1, 2014 by Toa Onaku BZPRPG Profiles
Pupwa21 Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 (edited) Suddenly, Hats. My mask. Edited January 1, 2014 by Pupwa21 Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 You fool! I am the Master of Hats! seriously ask any Mafia player from early 2013 ALL THE HATS are MINE! Here, have a sombrero. It's totes not on on fire or anything like that. My Mask and hats. Morally unambiguous.
Pupwa21 Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 But I'm made out of hats and I can control them like an element. *causes your hats to suffocate you and give me the mask.* My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
JiMing Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 Dubstep Quartet. You are unable to stand the quadruple drop!My mask! Haven't seen one of these in a long time...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 Since Pupwa is made of hats, I manipulate his body (I, too, can control hats like an element, so I can move him around) into wrapping itself around your neck, strangling you. I then casually walk over and take the mask, leaving Pupwa over with you because of the unpredictable nature of this game. My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Pupwa21 Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 (edited) *Cuts Zero in half* HEY EVERYBODY! I JUST DIVDED BY ZERO! My mask. Edited January 1, 2014 by Pupwa21 Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Onaku Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 (edited) Pupwa21 just created a vortex into the void between universes, and due to the lack of anything there, air-pressure causes everything to be sucked in, and as you are being sucked in I grab the mask and escape using a teleportation device. I then close the vortex, leaving everyone trapped in the void... with the mask, because gosh darn it, the mask I'm holding is a fake. Not my mask, have fun in the howling. Edited January 1, 2014 by Toa Onaku BZPRPG Profiles
JiMing Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 Uh... LET THERE BE A DEUS EX MACHINA! *everything is normal again, with the mask in my possession*Yay! My mask! Haven't seen one of these in a long time...
Pupwa21 Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 You don't get it. Ps you can divide with zero. Try 0 divided by any number. No black holds will appear. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Onaku Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 (edited) I change Zero's deus-ex machina with a simple deus-ex manipulation device, and create a giant nothingness hole, which starts to devour everything. I grab the mask and get the frick out of there. My mask Edited January 1, 2014 by Toa Onaku BZPRPG Profiles
Pupwa21 Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 All of a sudden, Ecks appears. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
JiMing Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 I throw stuff into the nothingnes hole, which makes it a something hole. And then I run you over with a Honda Accord. My mask! PS I don't think it's that funny so please stop. Haven't seen one of these in a long time...
Onaku Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 (edited) I rig an explosive. My mask. PS I don't care, so no. Edited January 1, 2014 by Toa Onaku BZPRPG Profiles
JiMing Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 (edited) I realize I have a beam saber and throw it at your head. It works, and I retrieve said saber. My mask! EDIT: I was talking to Pupwa21 Edited January 1, 2014 by Zero: Maverick Hunter Haven't seen one of these in a long time...
Pupwa21 Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 I de-rig the explosive. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Onaku Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 (edited) I re-rig the explosive, de-rig your head and re-dig Zero's beam saber. My mask. PS Your post came so shortly after his, i thought you were talking to me. Honest mistake. Edited January 1, 2014 by Toa Onaku BZPRPG Profiles
JiMing Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 I shout so loudly that my actual name is JiMing and that Zero is just a temporary handle I shatter your eardrums. Have fun at the doctor's!My mask! Haven't seen one of these in a long time...
Pupwa21 Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 All of a sudden Cashcom appears. My mask Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
JiMing Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 I point out that Mega Man X was made before they got their current reputation, dissapointing you. My mask! Haven't seen one of these in a long time...
Onaku Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 (edited) I ask you to form a temporary alliance against the unfunnyness of Pupwa21. Our mask? Edited January 1, 2014 by Toa Onaku BZPRPG Profiles
Sordin Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 (edited) I throw in a smoke grenade before rappelling down from the ceiling spraying bullets as I go and remove the mask from your cold dead hands. My mask. Edited January 1, 2014 by Sordin Drinks moons, devours suns. Twirls his thumbs 'till the reaper comes.
Pupwa21 Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 (edited) I also point out that They still had X when they did got it. My mask. Edited January 1, 2014 by Pupwa21 Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
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