Dapper-Sama Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 "Yo dawg I heard you like ninja so I made you a ninja so you can ninja ninja while you ninja a ninja who ninjas ninja." While you ponder what I just said, I abscond with the mask. My Mask! Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 (edited) I take over somethingMy mask. Edit: All right, no inappropriate references, please.-Wind- Edited January 1, 2014 by -Windrider- Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 (edited) I happen to be standing right behind you as you intend to abscond, and instead of you leaving, you feel a strange feeling as your head is twisted in a wrong way on your neck. I then take the mask as you lie on the ground, dead. My mask, as I walk into the moonset, laughing maniacally. I shame you for inappropriate references, then twist your head off for ninja-ing me. My mask. Edited January 1, 2014 by Toa Onaku BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 I shoot you with smoke. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 I clone you severak hundred times. Due to the Conservation of Ninjitsu, you are suddenly as weak as a feather, allowing me to kill you along with the other clones. My mask! Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 As you kill the clones you give me power, I break your weapon and eat it and nuke you, I then find you trying to repair your self and I drain your power supply. Finally I use your parts to make a toaster. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 (edited) When you turn the toaster on, JiMing's beam sabre sticks you in the eye, and the toaster has a good laugh. I then walk up, take the mask, and reunite with my Shadow Archetypes that I was supposed to rendezvous with earlier. My Mask. Edited January 1, 2014 by The Dapper Man Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 (edited) FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT ZERO AND I NEVER DIE *boom* My mask. Edited January 1, 2014 by Zero: Maverick Hunter Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 I suddenly appear again. And rig explosives all over the place. Boom. My mask. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 I hide in my toaster and it causes Onaku to become dead forever. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 (edited) By forever, you mean until the mask revives him next post. =P I give you a boxed lunch again, but the contents are normal. Too bad the box itself is laced with a poison that paralyzes you, letting me claim the mask as my own. My mask! Edited January 2, 2014 by Zero: Maverick Hunter Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Suddenly we all go to bed My mask Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observedhalo Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 My alarm clock goes off and I snatch the mask while you sleep. I then slip you an identical replica imbued with the same exact powers. My mask(and yours). "Poor Cyclonus - Sworn To Reject A World That Hates and Fears Him. He And I Are Very Similar, Really: Two Reformed Characters Struggling To Make Our Way In Life. He Just Has Less Violent Coping Strategies." Whirl My BZPRPG Characters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 (edited) I happen not to have gone to bed yet, so I snatch the mask from your sleeping ###### and haul it to mordor. Good night, sleep tight, don't let the fact that I have the mask bite. Edit: Partial censor changed to full.-Wind- Edited January 2, 2014 by -Windrider- BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 (edited) Since Mordor cannot simply be accessed by foot, I send an invasion party of Wrath S-Archetypes by LEGO hovercraft to steal the mask. My Mask. Edited January 2, 2014 by The Dapper Man Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 I use propane to cause an explosion that propels the mask on to my hands. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underscore Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Die! My mask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Look! A Moving box! My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 It's the mystery box, that just relocated. Now you don't get superweapons, and are being swarmed by undead fascists. My Mask. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 By the way, Pupwa21, the rules state you cannot negate other people's posts. You have a habit of doing that. Please stop. I take out my box made of indestructium, and I crush you with it. My mask! Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underscore Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 (edited) I take all the Mata masks from your fancy premier member picture thingy under your "stalwart defender" title, leaving you powerless, so I can easily take the mask from you.My mask(s). Edited January 4, 2014 by Oryx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 I reveal I still have power, and take my fancy premier member text, smacking you up to the stratosphere. I then take back my masks. My masks! Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 I die. My mask. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 I take my Hau. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 I set up a cannon which fires a bazooka which fires a slingshot that fires a rock. While you are hit and stand dumbfounded by the needless complexity, I sneak behind you and wrap the slingshot around you, stuff your foot into the rocket launcher, and stuff the rocket launcher into the cannon, then proceed to aim and fire it into the ocean. My mask! Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 I create a spatial rift through which the whole galaxy is sucked into. When it closes, only me and the mask remain. My mask. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 You asphyxiate. I then respawn where you were, and use the Mask to create a group of floating skyscrapers and enough oxygen for me to breathe. My Mask. You guys can use the skyscrapers and oxygen if you feel like it. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 I Kill you with a table counter. I then use it's power for world peace. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 I didn't make a light source, so I put the sun exactly where you are standing, and, very, very carefully, pull the Mask out of it. My Mask. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 I use the sun to power my Light power and kill you My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 I blow up the whole area by triggering an early supernova within the sun, then grab the mask as it flies rapidly away. I make sure to have my immortality on, and then fly away at the speed of light in meters in the power of three, successfully getting me to a far away galaxy instantly. My mask, the saga now takes place in the new galaxy, on a planet called... Bara Magna? *grins* BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 BANHAMMER for massive damage! My Mask. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 I take the mask using magic and make a robot that fights for me. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 I implode your robot, and slap you in the face with my lightning hands. My Mask. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 I make a giant lake of water and you get trampled by vligers running towards the water. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 I take the missing 'i', 'l', and 'a' from 'vligers', and shoot them from a bow. My mask! Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 I ask you what your fighting for. You freak out. Mein Mask. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 I ask you "If people can get past, can they get to future?" Mask my. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT ZERO! BUT IS STILL HAZ A BEAM SABER MUAHAHAHAHA! One gut spilling later, my mask! Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 I take you beam saber apart for toaster parts. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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