Constructelf Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 (edited) While you guys don't even realize the mask has been stolen, or how it was stolen, I'm sitting on my throne, laughing at you mongrels. My mask. Edited January 13, 2014 by Man of Miracles
Onaku Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 (edited) Oh, but you just made one mistake. One wooping gigantically big mistake. "What mistake?" you might ask, well, let me tell you what big mistake you just made... You memed. And due to that meme, I am able to get a great big signal on you, and I track you down and... Put down a tea table and a small chair next to your throne, and proceed to laugh along with you. Man of Miracles and I have the mask. Edited January 13, 2014 by Toa Onaku BZPRPG Profiles
Dapper-Sama Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 But neither of you have claimed a unique army. While I wait for 'em all to be taken, I nuke Miracle Man's hideout from orbit. Then, I send in a ground team to recover the once more Radioactive-Radioactive Mask. My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Onaku Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 Unfortunately for you and your men, you just bombed a decoy hideout, meanwhile, in an unspecified location that is impossible to find if you're not me or Man of Miracles. And we still laugh at your stupidity as we... wait, this mask was a decoy all along, but then who has the mask? Who's mask? BZPRPG Profiles
Observedhalo Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 The mask was in the decoy base, and I recover it for the dapper man. A tracker was placed on the decoy and your base was blown up by a Lemon Bomb. I then die of radiation poisoning. The Dapper Mans Mask "Poor Cyclonus - Sworn To Reject A World That Hates and Fears Him. He And I Are Very Similar, Really: Two Reformed Characters Struggling To Make Our Way In Life. He Just Has Less Violent Coping Strategies." Whirl My BZPRPG Characters
Pupwa21 Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 I use my super salesmen army to kill you and your army. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Onaku Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 I leave Man of Miracles' hidden base and arrive at the now destroyed decoy base, and destroy you. I then take the mask and suddenly throw up black goo. In the minute or two after, an extremely gruesome transformation takes place, which turns me into a horrid eldritch beast. I then leave this plain of reality. My mask. BZPRPG Profiles
Pupwa21 Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 My army follows you and kills you with propane and propane accessories. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Chro Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 I fire a missile. Due to the large quantities of propane present, you are subject to a fantastically dangerous explosion. The mask, through the power of plot, is unharmed, and lands right next to me. Hey, that's neat! I found a mask. save not only their lives but their spirits
Pupwa21 Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 You did not say my mask, therefore it's mine. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Chro Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 While the rules state that you have to say that you have the mask, they do not say that you have to use the phrase "my mask"... but I'll let you have it. :/ save not only their lives but their spirits
Pupwa21 Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 I rig the mask with a fail safe. I also get my super salesmen army back. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Chro Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 A "fail safe" is a very vague defense; due to a lack of specific information, I assume I am able to bypass this quite easily in some poorly-defined manner. Your salesmen cannot stop me because I refuse to be a consumer. To quote Hydraxon, thaht mahsk is mine. save not only their lives but their spirits
Pupwa21 Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 I use the fail safe, which is a black hole generator. You get sucked in, I turn off the hole and get the mask. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 ...But the mask got warped to somewhere else. "Somewhere else" being, the bridge of the Shattered Objective. My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Pupwa21 Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 I use the fail safe again, and it warps to me. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 But you brought me to you. And one of my biggest warships. Reeeeeeeaaaaaaal smart of you. [...] Then, I destroy your failsafe, and claim the mask. My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Pupwa21 Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 I go to 4chan, and gain the help of /b/. Then you been hit with so much spam, all your ships shut down and self destruct, also taking everyone on the ship. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 I shank you with the Sacrificial Shiv. I gain a fleet, with which to BZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNG My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Chro Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 I send SeaNanners to infiltrate your fleet You eventually make him your lieutenant Never trust Nanners And yeah I guess he gives me the mask or something save not only their lives but their spirits
Pupwa21 Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 4chan retaliates. Their mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 Anonymous causes an internal civil war in 4chan, because I need a plot device to get me the mask. My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Pupwa21 Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 I faked that so you can take a fake mask with a converter that changes your space navy into My space navy. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 Unique means unique- It can only belong to me. The Shadow Archetype Space Navy and the Super Salesmen duke it out for supremacy. Mask up for grabs. Morally unambiguous.
Pupwa21 Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 (edited) I take it and use it's power to defeat you. My mask. Edited January 14, 2014 by Pupwa21 Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 Hiripaki'd My Mask. More than one Legendary, to boot! Morally unambiguous.
Pupwa21 Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 I speed up you aging with the mask of time so fast, your infinty years old. Also, you dead. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 I send a swarm of Hiripaki-derms to kill you. The same ones that almost sacked Kaganusan, to be exact. You're bot very long for this world. My Mask. Step up, son! Morally unambiguous.
Observedhalo Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 I hire the assassin Daud and his Whalers to kill you and recover the mask. I soon have the mask and you corpse has been fed to the river crust. My mask. "Poor Cyclonus - Sworn To Reject A World That Hates and Fears Him. He And I Are Very Similar, Really: Two Reformed Characters Struggling To Make Our Way In Life. He Just Has Less Violent Coping Strategies." Whirl My BZPRPG Characters
Radagast367 Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 I use the epic robot thing in your avater and throw you with it. Then I take the mask from your my little pony backpack. My mask. If you think that godzilla is NOT awesome, you're either crazy, or one of the many people who got trodden on while he was saving the world. 92% of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your signature
Onaku Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 I summon a layer of ocean, triple in mass compared to the regular ocean, and drop it on you, instantly crushing you under the immense water-pressure. I then warp the mask from the ocean to my hand and then scram into space. My mask, and the planet is now completely covered in water. BZPRPG Profiles
Radagast367 Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 Yup, but the robot also turns into a submarine, and use it to swim (?) to you, before firing the my little pony backpack into space, which promptly exploded, killing you. Then I suck the vacume out of space, using a vacume. My mask. If you think that godzilla is NOT awesome, you're either crazy, or one of the many people who got trodden on while he was saving the world. 92% of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your signature
Onaku Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 (edited) I happen to have rigged massive explosives throughout your robot, and now proceed to detonate them. I then transform into an eldritch ocean creature and dive deep to once more obtain the mask, then proceed to leave the ocean and into space, turning into a colossal cosmic titan. My mask, the planet's still submerged. Edited January 14, 2014 by Toa Onaku BZPRPG Profiles
Pupwa21 Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 My super salesmen army and space navy fixed everything, including your face. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Onaku Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 I thank you sincerely for fixing the cracks in my colossal cosmic titan face, causing you to burst into tears and handing me the mask. I then envelop the planet in flames and teleport myself into an entirely different place in reality. My mask, good luck with breathing in the flames. BZPRPG Profiles
Pupwa21 Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 I recruit Gordon Freeman, Looks like some ones gunna go whopping tonight. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Onaku Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 I kick your sorry butt back to Russia. My mask. BZPRPG Profiles
Pupwa21 Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 I keel you. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 14, 2014 Posted January 14, 2014 I use lots and lots and lots and lots of magic to cover the planet in ice. Then, while y'all are frozen, I glass the planet, killing all of you with scalding damage. My Mask. The planet is a desolate wasteland. Morally unambiguous.
Pupwa21 Posted January 15, 2014 Posted January 15, 2014 Again, 4chan retaliates. Their mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
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