Chro Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 But you've still got a knife hole in your face. This distracts you long enough for me to rob you of the mask. Which is still made of glass, by the way. save not only their lives but their spirits
Dapper-Sama Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) Destroying all of my items takes a long time. While you're trying (and failing spectacularly), I walk up to you and poke you. You fall over dead. Then Chro hands the mask off to me, 'cuz that's wat friends do. My Mask and plot devices. They're good plot devices, so you don't get to destroy them. 3> <E Edited January 9, 2014 by The Dapper Man Morally unambiguous.
Pupwa21 Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 Before I die I ban the things. Then the mask for some reason gives me power to live. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 Yeah, the mask does that for all of us. And since you can't even lift the BANHAMMER, being in a wheelchair, no bans for you. But, since you didn't kill me, I gore you with a Sacrificial Bayonet. My Mask. Step up, son! Morally unambiguous.
Pupwa21 Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 My suit is octocamo suit, It also works as a muscle suit. *Bans the army and space navy again and bans the Sacrifcial Things and bans who ever makes them* My mask Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 Except that's not even how BANHAMMERs work. They just temporarily cause an item to cease to exist, not remove it from the game permanently. So, as appropriate punishment for your scrubishness, # ### ### #### ##### ### ### ## ## # ### ### ### #### #### ### ##### ## #### #### #####. Done, and done. My Mask. You don't get to know what I did to you. Morally unambiguous.
Pupwa21 Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 Respect your elders, Because if I had not done what I had, you be hiding by now. You give the mask to me. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 It's a decoy that's made of breakable glass. It explodes, embedding shards of glass into your body. I come back later, lift your body with magic, and throw it into a volcano. Then, I get the Shadow Archetype Space Navy to turn the volcano and lava into glass. Then, the Glasscano is nuked, spreading bits of glass across the planet. The Mask lands a couple yards from me. My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Pupwa21 Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 The part of the land where the mask landed was me, With OctoCamo and FaceCamo on. I take it and use a rail gun that was used in MGS 2 and 4 on you and your Space Navy is destroyed, The things you use to make it is destroyed, and you are dead for now My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 I have hundreds of thousands of millions of Shadow Archetype Space Navies. Each one has billions of ships, each one equipped with one-hit-polykill capable weapons able to destroy stars. Good luck, because all 42,000,000,000 ships in the Fleet of Divine Retribution are aiming at you. BZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Pupwa21 Posted January 10, 2014 Posted January 10, 2014 I clone your ENTRIE NAVY! And we have war. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Kopekemaster Posted January 10, 2014 Posted January 10, 2014 I rise out of the depths of the sea, Pacific Rim style, and smash both of your navies. I dive deep underwater to retake the mask. My mask. My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music)
Chro Posted January 10, 2014 Posted January 10, 2014 ELBOW ROCKET Elbow rocket? ELBOW ROCKET My mask, for the moment save not only their lives but their spirits
Pupwa21 Posted January 10, 2014 Posted January 10, 2014 Mexico. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 10, 2014 Posted January 10, 2014 (edited) Like I said, hundreds of thousands of millions. The Armada of Temporary Recovery (398,000,000,000 ships) and the the Navy of Permanent Resignation (1,300,000,000) join the Fleet of Divine Retribution to obliterate your banally-titled navy. This takes years, and looks absolutely amazing, and, when all is said and done. I emerge victorious. My Mask. Edited January 10, 2014 by The Dapper Man Morally unambiguous.
-Windrider- Posted January 10, 2014 Posted January 10, 2014 (edited) Mexico.My mask. Okay, I know I relaxed the guidelines and all, but you gotta try to play the game, you know? Put some thought into how you get the mask. I pluck you and myself from Mexico and transport us to the moon. There, I distract you with a sushi dinner and steal the mask.That's LEGO sushi, by the way; don't eat it. Oops. My mask! Edited January 10, 2014 by -Windrider-
Dapper-Sama Posted January 10, 2014 Posted January 10, 2014 Ninja'd ololololololol My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Pupwa21 Posted January 10, 2014 Posted January 10, 2014 I replace everyone's shoes with Lego shoes and socks, you don't notice that and everyone bleeds from their foot except for me because I don't have Lego shoes. Also the floor is Lego. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 10, 2014 Posted January 10, 2014 BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNG My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Chro Posted January 10, 2014 Posted January 10, 2014 Windrider's message applies to you too, Quaddy... Upon realizing that your onomatopoeia doesn't actually affect me, I reclaim the mask. save not only their lives but their spirits
Dapper-Sama Posted January 10, 2014 Posted January 10, 2014 I point out that I've only ever gone by that name on MOCpages, and not here. Everyone gives you a weird look, and, while you're embarrassed, I run off with the Mask. My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Observedhalo Posted January 10, 2014 Posted January 10, 2014 I give the amazing power of empathy(echoes)! You too are embarrassed, and I snatch the mask. My mask! (and a possibly new mask power) "Poor Cyclonus - Sworn To Reject A World That Hates and Fears Him. He And I Are Very Similar, Really: Two Reformed Characters Struggling To Make Our Way In Life. He Just Has Less Violent Coping Strategies." Whirl My BZPRPG Characters
Onaku Posted January 10, 2014 Posted January 10, 2014 I rise from the deepest darkness of the universe as the most terrifying eldritch beast imaginable. I devour entire clusters of galaxies, eventually annihilating The Dapper Man's entire Army, what ever their title being. I then turn to our own galaxy, me of course being the size of your puny observable universe, and devour it. With the powers bestowed upon me by the gods of before time, I then change the mask to fit my cosmically colossal face. I then fly off into the infinite reaches of the universe. My mask. Tremble in fear to me, puny unimportant weaklings. BZPRPG Profiles
Chro Posted January 10, 2014 Posted January 10, 2014 I throw an adorable kitten at your faceI found your one weaknessThis kitten returns the mask to me as your Lovecraftian visage shrivels into a pile of ethereal reptile corpses save not only their lives but their spirits
Onaku Posted January 10, 2014 Posted January 10, 2014 (edited) My conscience is transferred to one of the ethereal reptiles, and with the powers that somehow are still bestowed upon me by the gods of before time, I transform into a mighty cosmic golem, and I chase after you. My mask, not now, but soon. (That means Chro still has it) Edited January 10, 2014 by Toa Onaku BZPRPG Profiles
Dapper-Sama Posted January 10, 2014 Posted January 10, 2014 After a long and tiresome war between the Fleet of Absolute Remorse (13,000,000,000) and Onaku's eldritch form, I emerge victorious.. with only one ship remaining. My Mask, for now. Morally unambiguous.
Pupwa21 Posted January 10, 2014 Posted January 10, 2014 I blow up the ship using a rail gun. You were on it and your head explodes and the mask lands in my hand. My mask, IM HEADING TO MEHECO! Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Chro Posted January 10, 2014 Posted January 10, 2014 My mask, not now, but soon. (That means Chro still has it) I still have the mask, actually But let's assume I accidentally left it at a gas station in Meheco (definitely not Mexico) which Pupwa picked up save not only their lives but their spirits
Dapper-Sama Posted January 10, 2014 Posted January 10, 2014 I blow up the ship using a rail gun. You were on it and your head explodes and the mask lands in my hand. My mask, IM HEADING TO MEHECO!Meheco is one of the planets I glassed. You die because of the lack of oxygen. My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Pupwa21 Posted January 10, 2014 Posted January 10, 2014 The mask teleports me to Mexico. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 10, 2014 Posted January 10, 2014 The mask got you as far away from me and the Shadow Archetype Space Navy as possible. I'm here, in orbit of Planet Meheco. Come at me, bro. My Mask. Step up, son! Morally unambiguous.
Pupwa21 Posted January 10, 2014 Posted January 10, 2014 I counter with something. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Underscore Posted January 10, 2014 Posted January 10, 2014 You break the rules of the game and get banned. My mask
Pupwa21 Posted January 11, 2014 Posted January 11, 2014 I use a super weapon I got in a different game and desroy The Shadow Archetype Space Navy. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 11, 2014 Posted January 11, 2014 Hundreds of thousands of millions. I send the Greatest Error to crash into you. Have fun making out with 25 trillion tons of titanium. My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Pupwa21 Posted January 11, 2014 Posted January 11, 2014 You are too OP, SHARE YOUR POWER. [Persuade Success] You give everyone 1/4 of your army. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
-Windrider- Posted January 11, 2014 Posted January 11, 2014 I use only rasengan for the entirety of Shippuden and somehow defeat you with it. My mask.
Onaku Posted January 11, 2014 Posted January 11, 2014 Long after The Dapper Man's army and Chro's kitten defeat me, and I then re-emerge as a cosmic titan, I find you and obliterate you, taking the mask and then disappearing into the endless void. My mask, and good luck finding me in the void, better yet defeating me and taking the mask... BZPRPG Profiles
Pupwa21 Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 I throw a knife at your neck and you die. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted January 13, 2014 Posted January 13, 2014 Funny thing, that was my last Sacrificial Knife. I get another fleet, with which to kill you. My Mask. Also, everyone gets a unique army, because I'm generous. First dibs on Shadow Archetypes. Morally unambiguous.
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