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Ok.  Hi guys.  I'm barfing up another game B-).  Billy is a character I intend to use in a youtube series I'm gona make next year.  But I figured he deserved some early mention.
 
Ok, so here is how it works.
 
You ask Billy a question, and he answers.  Simple enough.  But don't be suprized if Billy's answer doesn't make any sense, that's just the way he is.
 
One thing you should know  about Billy is he likes capuchinoes. 
 
Billy looks like this http://biosector01.com/wiki/index.php/File:Garan.PNG

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Okay, what the Heck?

 

Alright Billy, why do you go by the name Billy when you are obviously Garan?

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Lol what is this?

 

Billy, are you friends with Don the Ta-matoran?

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Billy, what is the average velocity of an unladen swallow?

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Oh, no... It's one of those types of characters... *sigh.*

 

DO. YOU. SPEAK. ENGLISH?

Cappuccino don't know

 

Hey Billy, wouldn't this better suit the Comedy forum?

 

And, once and for all, to settle the ultimate debate, Is Mayonnaise an instrument?

Mayonnaise=cappuccino

 

Okay, Billy, two questions:

 

What in the name of something important is a "cap-u-chin-o"?

 

Second, How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Steve?

Cappuccino-> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cappuccino

 

Cappuccino

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OFF-TOPIC: MCGPY, this character's already gotten old. His response is the same to all questions, and he's just too stupid for his own good. He's not even endearingly dumb, he's just dumb.

 

Dear Billy,

 

Mocha > Cappucino, and anyone who says otherwise is a dolt.

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No, cappuccino < poopoo mocha :P

OFF-TOPIC: MCGPY, this character's already gotten old. His response is the same to all questions, and he's just too stupid for his own good. He's not even endearingly dumb, he's just dumb.

That's kind of the point. He's just..dumb. But he will say more than just cappuccino.

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No, cappuccino < poopoo mocha :P

OFF-TOPIC: MCGPY, this character's already gotten old. His response is the same to all questions, and he's just too stupid for his own good. He's not even endearingly dumb, he's just dumb.

That's kind of the point. He's just..dumb. But he will say more than just cappuccino.

 

Billy,

 

Cappuccino is harder to spell, ergo, it is worse than Mocha, which is easy to spell. Ergo, you are painfully, painfully wrong.

 

Also, mochas often have chocolate in them. Children like chocolate.

 

Do you hate children? :o

 

 

OFF-TOPIC: That's my point; he's too dumb. You have a character that's too dolty and he comes off more annoying than anything else. If you want an example of a good idiot, Wheatley from Portal 2 is probably the greatest idiot who ever lived. He's still got some intelligence, but it's countered by his overall stupidity and moronic ideas (though my headcanon maintains he's less of an intelligence dampening sphere and more of an impulsivity sphere,  but canon says he's dumb so he's dumb.)

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OFF-TOPIC: Again, exactly my point. Annoying characters aren't all that enjoyable to most people. Why do you think so many people hate Dax from Power Rangers: Operation Overdrive?

 

Billy,

 

That's not an answer to my question. Do you or do you not hate children?

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MCGPY, in case you'd like to continue this, I would recommend adding more substance to your responses to put this more in line with a traditional comedy. It's true that the 300-word rule is gone, but the point of this forum is to create a story. You could tie several questions into a "talkshow" kind of scene, for instance.

 

Let me know if you have questions or want to brainstorm.

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