Ernst Stavro Blofeld Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 I'm going to have to disagree with you on your choice of the worst Bond film. The worst was in fact Never Say Never Again. Although, I suppose that that can be explained by the fact that it wasn't made by Eon, unlike most of the others...Well, to be fair, I never watched it cause it was just thunderball and as you said it's not made by eon so I didn't watch it.So I guess I haven't watched all the bond films. Don't worry. Trust me, you don't need to watch that. http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf If you're severely addicted to copying and pasting things into your signature, copy and paste this into your signature. Then call rehab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WORT WORT WORT Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 sandsharksupersharksharktopusjaws (and all squels)DONE . ...<--- kfghdjkfhdgmn; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLuke Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 ^ You dislike sharks, I gather. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyrd Bid Ful Araed Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 sandsharksupersharksharktopusjaws (and all squels)DONEWoah, woah woah, you don't like Jaws? As in the original? Why the heck not, its a masterpiece! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that guy from that show Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 I would not go so far as to call it bad, but 2001: A Space Odyssey is currently bizarre That is all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WORT WORT WORT Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 sandsharksupersharksharktopusjaws (and all squels)DONEWoah, woah woah, you don't like Jaws? As in the original? Why the heck not, its a masterpiece!sorry leave that one out . ...<--- kfghdjkfhdgmn; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 sandsharksupersharksharktopusjaws (and all squels)DONEI HATE sharks. Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLuke Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Sharks! Why did it have to be sharks! BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Valjean Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 I loved Blade Runner. What about it struck you as bad? I remember thinking they don't make movies like this anymore. The world building and filming were so lovelying done and so gritty and believable. It lacked the candy coated CGI and need for ACTION that permiates most sci-fi and fantasy today. Not to mention that it was made thirty years ago. The only part that ticked me off was the Hollywood ending tacked on, which aparently wasn't in the directors intention but was forced on because they worried that otherwise it wouldn't sell. (Neither were the voice overs.)I dislike Twilight because of the dangerous precedent it sets and because it is bad writing. (I don't mind the movies so much, but that is probably because the actor who plays Edward has the same attitude toward Twilight as I do. ) Christopher Paolini is just as bad of a writer, imo, but because he caters to dangerous male fantasies instead of dangerous female ones I have a feeling that he is going to get more approval here. (before I say anything, I thought I'd throw in that I never looked at Inheritance that way, but that makes a whole lot of sense)What I didn't like about Blade Runner (director's cut, at least, but I can't assume that it's too different from the theatric version other than the ending) was that after the grim sensation going on and on and on it got boring for me. I had trouble liking Deckard and there was nothing about him that motivated me to root for him. Especially since his romance with the female replicant was rather painful to watch, considering that in that movie Harrison Ford looked, dressed, and acted like my father, who was abusive during his marriage with my mother. I know the need for flawed heroes, but it went too far, and my desire to see some revelation to his past never happened.The Replicant anti-heroes were likewise difficult to root for. Even though they had an understandable motivation, there was little about them that made me actually interested in their story. The entire movie was really in the opening text, and the rest was just atmosphere, complete with hard to hear dialogue and all that. It hardly got me involved to think deeply and passionately about the human element and its themes, and there was nothing in there for me to relate to.I like movies that break the traditional balance you expect in a narrative and break all tropes. 2001: A Space Odyssey is far and away one of my favorite sci-fi films. But this one had little to intrigue me. Especially since it advertised on the back cover that it was "action-packed" and "filled with adventure", in wich case it obviously failed to live up to the expectations it was setting.X-men 3. This movie was unbelivably terrible. Like they took every/onething I liked about X-men and killed them. Except Magneto. The best part of this movie was when it ended.I have to agree about Spiderman 3, but X-Men 3 was perhaps my favorite so far of the franchise, along with First Class, mainly because the story surrounding Magneto and everyone associated with him was so intriguing. The only thing about the film that I felt was off was Angel, who seemed to be just thrown in there, and even if he had been given a more involving part I think it would have been too much for thet particular narrative.Your Honor,Tyrannosaurus Kraggh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Liars Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 (edited) Kraggh, I would recommend reading the book Blade Runner was based on, Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?, if you ever get the chance. I haven't seen the film, but from what I've heard it concentrated more on the visuals rather than the story or characters. The book however is one of my favourites, and it doesn't have the flaws the movie did.Anyway, I seem to have the good fortune of somehow avoiding most movies that are absolutely terrible, but the two worst I've seen would have to be Eragon and Dragonball Evolution. Both are very bad adaptations that completely miss what was appealing about the original, as well as suffering from bad acting and script writing, Edited February 13, 2012 by -Malchior- ___ ___ ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 (edited) Wow. I'm surprised everyone has mentioned bad or good movies as the worst movies they've ever seen.Anyways, though I haven't seen the whole thing (I've seen enough), I want to say that "The Room" is the worst film I have ever laid my eyes upon. It's so bad, that you have to love it. You do not know bad films until you've seen "The Room".YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA! Edited February 13, 2012 by MakutaKlak My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Valjean Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Well, I have seen Battlefield Earth, which was also considered to be among the ranks of The Room as one of the worst films ever. And it is pretty bad. Although I thought it was to the point of being hilarious, and I'd gladly watch it again just to b entertained.Because, you know, why on Earth would I want to be entertained by a movie?Your Honor,Tyrannosaurus Kraggh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Beat Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 (edited) Apparently, movies are serious business. Edited February 15, 2012 by Valenti ~Avatar's original image was made by the incomparable Egophiliac.~ ~Electronic Manic Supersonic Bionic Energy~~"If I am afraid of criticism, I won't be able to challenge anything new." - BoA~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Element Lord of Milk Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Twlight and New moon.Twilight was sort of entertaining because it was not quite terrible enough to be excruciating, and it was kind of hilarious.New Moon though, was just all bad and almost painful to watch.That Percy jackson movie was also terrible, it completely butchered the books' story.~ELM~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Y'all need to stop hating on sharks. Sharks are awesome. It's not their fault that their misrepresented by the movie industry. I watched Deep Blue Sea with spanish dub. I hate dubs, but I have the feeling it would have been just as aweful in English.What I didn't like about Blade Runner (director's cut, at least, but I can't assume that it's too different from the theatric version other than the ending) was that after the grim sensation going on and on and on it got boring for me. I had trouble liking Deckard and there was nothing about him that motivated me to root for him. Especially since his romance with the female replicant was rather painful to watch, considering that in that movie Harrison Ford looked, dressed, and acted like my father, who was abusive during his marriage with my mother. I know the need for flawed heroes, but it went too far, and my desire to see some revelation to his past never happened.The Replicant anti-heroes were likewise difficult to root for. Even though they had an understandable motivation, there was little about them that made me actually interested in their story. The entire movie was really in the opening text, and the rest was just atmosphere, complete with hard to hear dialogue and all that. It hardly got me involved to think deeply and passionately about the human element and its themes, and there was nothing in there for me to relate to.I like movies that break the traditional balance you expect in a narrative and break all tropes. 2001: A Space Odyssey is far and away one of my favorite sci-fi films. But this one had little to intrigue me. Especially since it advertised on the back cover that it was "action-packed" and "filled with adventure", in wich case it obviously failed to live up to the expectations it was setting.I flinched at the "romance" too, actually. I thought it was presented in a way that was supposed to suggest that it was wrong, but I can understand that you would dislike it given your personal experience and given that it has the potential to be misunderstood by people. For me, having sympathetic protaganists are less important in movies that in books. But we all have our preferences, and I will respect yours. There's a dozen selves inside you, trying to be the one to run the dials [BZPRPG Profiles] Hatchi - Talli - Ranok - Lucira - Ferellis - Morie - Fanai - Akiyo - Yukie - Shuuan - Ilykaed - Pradhai - Ipsudir And some aren't even on your side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLuke Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 (edited) Apparently, movies are serious business. This is the internet, EVERYTHING is serious business. ^ Wait, why do you hate dubs? Edited February 16, 2012 by BenLuke-116 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Because it's wierd when people's mouths don't match what they're saying. Animation is the only thing I would make an exeption for. There's a dozen selves inside you, trying to be the one to run the dials [BZPRPG Profiles] Hatchi - Talli - Ranok - Lucira - Ferellis - Morie - Fanai - Akiyo - Yukie - Shuuan - Ilykaed - Pradhai - Ipsudir And some aren't even on your side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLuke Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Ah, Live action dubs, disliking that is understandable. Gor a second I though you were to kind of anime fan person that only watches subtitles and then feels superior about themselves. :PAnd now back to your regular scheduled .bad movie bashing: Pod People, I couldn't even finished this movie it was so horrible, and I was watching the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 (edited) Anime dubs can be pretty bad. I actually liked the Spanish dub of Naruto far more than the English dub. But it the voices are nice, I don't mind. Edited February 17, 2012 by Yukiko There's a dozen selves inside you, trying to be the one to run the dials [BZPRPG Profiles] Hatchi - Talli - Ranok - Lucira - Ferellis - Morie - Fanai - Akiyo - Yukie - Shuuan - Ilykaed - Pradhai - Ipsudir And some aren't even on your side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavaside rahi Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 (edited) Birdemic: Shock and Terror. You have no idea what a truly horrendous film is until you see - nay, experience this film. It is, without exaggeration, the worst film I have ever seen.And I love it to death.Of course, The Room may come close (glad to see some mentions of it here)...but even then I consider Birdemic the more comically inept film. Edited February 17, 2012 by lavaside rahi If you want to see what became of me... I became a brony fan fiction writer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Stranger Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Wow. I'm surprised everyone has mentioned bad or good movies as the worst movies they've ever seen.Anyways, though I haven't seen the whole thing (I've seen enough), I want to say that "The Room" is the worst film I have ever laid my eyes upon. It's so bad, that you have to love it. You do not know bad films until you've seen "The Room".YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!I DID NOT HIT HER. I DID NOT. OH HI MARK.Yeeaahh, it's pretty awful."But as long as I'm here, I get to bust heads!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShellHead Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 What I didn't like about Blade Runner (director's cut, at least, but I can't assume that it's too different from the theatric version other than the ending) was that after the grim sensation going on and on and on it got boring for me. I had trouble liking Deckard and there was nothing about him that motivated me to root for him. Especially since his romance with the female replicant was rather painful to watch, considering that in that movie Harrison Ford looked, dressed, and acted like my father, who was abusive during his marriage with my mother. I know the need for flawed heroes, but it went too far, and my desire to see some revelation to his past never happened.The Replicant anti-heroes were likewise difficult to root for. Even though they had an understandable motivation, there was little about them that made me actually interested in their story. The entire movie was really in the opening text, and the rest was just atmosphere, complete with hard to hear dialogue and all that. It hardly got me involved to think deeply and passionately about the human element and its themes, and there was nothing in there for me to relate to.You see Blade Runner is a Noir film. Its dark, gritty and ugly. You're not meant to like anyone or root root for anyone. I very much enjoy this style but its not for everyone. Also give "Do Androids Dream of Electronic Sheep" a read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tilius Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Birdemic: Shock and Terror. You have no idea what a truly horrendous film is until you see - nay, experience this film. It is, without exaggeration, the worst film I have ever seen.And I love it to death.Of course, The Room may come close (glad to see some mentions of it here)...but even then I consider Birdemic the more comically inept film.Gotta agree here. IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING that makes birds explode.- Tilius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAY AS HECK Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 I would not go so far as to call it bad, but 2001: A Space Odyssey is currently bizarreBizarre? Absolutely.Then again, bizarre ≠ bad. I believe it to be one of the most amazing movies ever created and is definitely one of my most favorite films ever.Birdemic: Shock and Terror. You have no idea what a truly horrendous film is until you see - nay, experience this film. It is, without exaggeration, the worst film I have ever seen.And I love it to death.I mentioned this film back on the first page. :PBut really, this movie is bad.Most, if not all, of the movies mentioned here that are labeled 'bad' can't even compare to this. Sure, they may have childish or simple plots with slightly-below-average effects, but at least they had something.Birdemic is bad on every single level imaginable.The difference between Birdemic and something like Twilight is that Twilight has fans that like the series because they believe that it's good while Birdemic has fans because it's so horrendously bad that it becomes a hilarious unintentional comedy despite that it was made to be a romantic thriller.Unlike movies such as Twilight, you will never run into somebody who will honestly say that Birdemic is a good movie by any standards. There is no part of the movie that could ever live up to 'mediocre' at most.It is unequivocally and unanimously bad in every single aspect and that's why it is the worst movie ever created. G A Y A S H E C K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 (edited) the worst movie i have seen that i can remeber right now is probaly kung fu hustle it's so cheesy it is funny.You obviously do not understand Stephen Chow's style of humour. Besides, cheesiness is not equivalent to being a bad film. Edited February 21, 2012 by Hubert http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Valjean Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 All tis talk of Birdemic sort of reminds me of Jaws 4 and Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. It's a good thing some of the worst films are the most obscure.Your Honor,Tyrannosaurus Kraggh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Well, I have seen Battlefield Earth, which was also considered to be among the ranks of The Room as one of the worst films ever. And it is pretty bad. Although I thought it was to the point of being hilarious, and I'd gladly watch it again just to b entertained.Because, you know, why on Earth would I want to be entertained by a movie?Your Honor,Tyrannosaurus KragghWhich is why I'm somewhat of a Wiseau fan. My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosha96 Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Transformers 2 is probably the worst I've seen.I wouldn't say its the very worst in terms of quality, but if you take into account how much money and time was spent on it, for me, it tops the list. One of the leaders for B:NG, so ask me if you have any questions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blendercat Toa of Coldplay Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Oh boy... I have to say The Last Airbender. That was bad. I figure I may as well do PBZPs now. But, I have a terrible work ethic,so they may take a while. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zblue=taken, red=in progress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 ^I've heard that. I think it's funny that most of the kids who watched the series hate the movies and most of the adults who supported it kept saying: it's for kids, give it a break!That's going of a certain video rental cite anyway. There's a dozen selves inside you, trying to be the one to run the dials [BZPRPG Profiles] Hatchi - Talli - Ranok - Lucira - Ferellis - Morie - Fanai - Akiyo - Yukie - Shuuan - Ilykaed - Pradhai - Ipsudir And some aren't even on your side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Whiplash- Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 (edited) the worst movie i have seen that i can remeber right now is probaly kung fu hustle it's so cheesy it is funny.Interesting cause that's my favorite movie that I've ever seen. Edited February 24, 2012 by Shuma-Gorath Gamers rise up, not down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transcendence Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Final Destination. ALL of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Republic Commando Fixer Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Paranormal Activity 2RCF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Batman and Robin... Just Batman and RobinAlthough any Transformers movie by Bay follows closely. Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladon: Lord of Hesperides Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Worst? Hm... the worst movie that comes to mind right now is In the Name of the King, which I had the misfortune of seeing before I was aware of the evil that is Uwe Boll films. "Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mare Tranquillitatis Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Transformers: ROTF : the worst one in the trilogy, and the most mistaken of 'em.Percy Jackson: absolutely out of book's canons----- Lord of the Rings -----Titles: Dark Lord, Lord of Mordor, Lord of Gifts, Lord of Barad-Dûr, Lord of the Earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Erulehto Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 (edited) No absolute worst somes to mind, but the pre-Christopher Nolan Batman movies, Spy Kids, and the animated Lord of the Rings were all awful.As for overrated movies A Fish Called Wanda is up there. It just wasn't that funny. For a great classic comedy I'd recommend What's Up, Doc? with Barbara Streisand.Also, I agree with The Change; Twilight wasn't that horibble. Edited February 27, 2012 by Toa Erulehto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerothemaster Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Some Christian indie flick about the story of Ruthwhere all the actors acting as hebrews all had very american accentsand they were all played by pieces of woodor at least, it seemed that way The Drawing Room (Comic) ~ Mata Nui Adventures (Comic)Lost Forgotten Souls (Comedy) ~ Bad Images (Comic) ~ Reality (Comic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosha96 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Oh lord, The last airbender. I almost forgot about that one, thats pretty terrible too. One of the leaders for B:NG, so ask me if you have any questions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elephant in the Room Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 (edited) I wish people didn't hate on Skyline so much. I rather enjoyed it, as far as alien invasion movies goes its certainly up there. The ending alone could put it there. That was pretty ballsy. Not to mention the alien designs were just plain cool.Anyway, the worst movie I've ever seen? Macgruber. I can't even bring myself to describe why it was bad.Since my girlfriend is taking me to see The Vow, I might go ahead and add that here in advance. The appeal of tired, rehashed romantic comedies to millions of girls between the ages of 12 and oh who knows when continues to elude me. Edited February 28, 2012 by Elephant in the Room Formerly known as Skrilax - just, so ya know.- - - - - - - - - -Go Sens Go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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