The Skakdi Chronicler Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 This Holiday allows the villager complete freedom, and can do whatever they wish. I'll let you imagine what happened. Kopeke blinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Somebody shoots him while his eyes are closed. Makuta decides to go legit. Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 No one takes Makuta seriously and he dies in an alley after slipping on someone's trash. Hafu carves a massive statue. If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 It's structurally unsound, and falls, crushing all of Po-Koro. Ahkmou gives a small child a lollipop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 But its not a lollipop, its a cyanide pill disguised as a lollipop. A Toa walks into a bar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 The bar suddenly collapses on top of the toa and other guests of the bar. Seems like it wasn't built with very strong walls. Kopaka gives out hot chocolate to the matoran of Ko-Koro. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 They all burn their tongues on the scalding liquid, rendering them permanently mute. They lynch Kopaka, albeit silently, for allowing such a terrible thing to happen. Tahu gives out milkshakes to all the Matoran of Ta-Koro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 They all melt Instantly, the Matoran are left enraged. mata nui trips and falls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 An entire planet is destroyed. And it just so happens to be Earth. It was nice knowing you all. The Tahtorak is on vacation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 Nothing bad at all happens directly to or because of the Tahtorak. How ever, the news of the Tahtorak being in town causes a chain reaction of events that eventually leads to several towns being destroyed. Only three people died, though. A man sits in a burning house and acts like everything is alright. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 He gets flash-frozen by an Ojutai dragon. A load of Rahkshi go and sit down in a bar containing the most paranoid Matoran in the world. They then proceed to make their 2100th post on BZP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 The Matoran is drunk and outraged, and turns into a Bohrok Kal which melts the Rahkshi into slag. The Karzahni (plant) meets the Karzahni (being) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_jaga_genius Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 The being eats the plant with butter and oregano, but didn't realize that it naturally secreted neurotoxin. Someone throws a Krana in a Rahkshi suit. Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 It explodes. The Dark Hunters start an orchestra. Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_jaga_genius Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 They play "Dueling Banjos"... with an actual duel taking place onstage. An Ussal crab finds some bubble gum. Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 The "dreaded groaning rolling blob" later threatened to destroy Ta-Koro, the one place that always gets destroyed. Takua saw a picture of Ghidora. Specifically, this one: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Takua runs away from the obviously corrupted Toa, only to fall into lava and die. Matau makes a visit to Le-Metru. Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Silly, that was, as he gets caught in chute traffic and his limbs are torn off. Hahli bakes a cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 When Hahli picks up the cake, she drops it and it sets fire to the floor. She came out okay because she had a bucket of water on hand. However, the smell of cake attracts Turaga Nokama and in a rush to get the cake, she accidentally pokes out Hahli's eye. Onepu decides to replace the Ussal crabs with Kofo-Jaga in his army. If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Well. Kofo-Jaga are too small to ride, and there's no known way to control them. Disaster ensues. Lewa becomes rich. Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 So rich, in fact, that he owns every single Widget in existence. As a result, the entire economy of the Matoran Universe collapses, trade becomes virtually nonexistent, and civilized society regresses to primitive hunter-gatherer tribes. Jaller is the chieftain of one of these tribes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted July 17, 2015 Author Share Posted July 17, 2015 Jaller is caught in one of the traps set up by the hunters of his tribe. Hahli takes a swim... BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 She gets hit by a paddle since she swam alongside one of Macku's canoes. Hahli loses her mask and drowns after falling comatose. Kopeke plays with snowballs and rolls one down a mountain... If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted July 17, 2015 Author Share Posted July 17, 2015 The snowball hits a muaka that proceeds to mauling Kopeke. The muaka plays with snowballs and rolls one down a mountain. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_jaga_genius Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 It later tries to grab the gigantic rolling snowball with its extendable jaw and throws its neck out of whack. Now it has to go to the chiropractor, who he promptly devours. Pohatu gets rocket boots. 1 Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 He kicks forward and accidentally flies into space. He dies from the lack of oxygen and since he didn't make any toa stones, there is no one to replace the toa of stone. Tahu gets hotheaded and challenges Kopaka to lava boarding. If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted July 17, 2015 Author Share Posted July 17, 2015 Kopaka melts when trying to surf across the lava, and as punishment for indirectly killing him, Tahu is shipped off to Ko-Wahi where he freezes to death. A large bird tries to fly across Le-Metru airspace without the proper authorization. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 A phase dragon flies towards the birds and eats it, but it is hit by an out of control airship. They crash and burn on the ground, destroying a sixth of the coliseum, a little bit of Onu & Ta-Metru and all of Le-Metru. Gali decides to go deep sea diving and takes the plunge into the dark depths of the ocean. If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 She discovered Takea. Takea discovered indigestion. Makuta told a joke to Takua. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Takua laughed so hard he dropped the mask of light off a cliff into the ocean. He couldn't transform into the toa of light and he sealed the fate of Mata Nui. Gali starts doing stand up comedy. If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Until she gets sued by her audience for broken ribs. Nuparu invents the elevator. Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 As he demonstrates it to all of the Toa and Turaga, it breaks, and they crash to their death. Vakama purchases a barbecue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 People laugh at Vakama for buying the Barbecue, instead of just using his powers. A Matoran finds a 2DS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 It gets stolen by a Nui-Rama. The Nui-Rama is so absorbed by this cool gaming device that it crashes into Le-Koro, resulting in weeks of repairs. Turaga Vakama decides to host a barbecue potluck for all of Mata Nui. Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 He overcooks all the food. The Nui Rama's 2DS runs out of battery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Enraged, he kidnaps dozens of Vo-Matoran to (somehow) drain their innate elemental power to provide fuel for his gaming addiction. Brutaka eats a piece of cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Brutaka eats more and more cheese until there is none left, Mice all over are devastated. Takua drops the mask of light off a cliff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 It shatters. The released power transforms a nearby Fikou spider into whatever the Fikou-spider-analogue-of-a-Toa of Light. The spider now wages war upon the Nui Rama and destroys the whole ecosystem. It is a dark and stormy night in Metru Nui. Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 A lightning bolt hits an airship. It catches fire and crashes into the great furnace, causing a massive explosion that wipes out all of Metru Nui. The GSR cannot work and Makuta's plans fail. Lewa puts on the kanohi Kakama and challenges Pohatu to a race. If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Everything was going fine... Until they both reached orbit. Axonn started a cooking show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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