Topped!

[The Swimming Beard]

I am the ruler of you. Works every time.I am master of all rahi.

[Parazan]

I am the destroyer of Rahi, and I go kill all Rahi. TOPPED!I am Hapori Dume.

[Axilus Prime]

I am Mata Nui. I combined Tahu with a waffle.

[Sybre]

I combined that and you. LOLThe Bone Heads of Voodoo Island (BIONICLE prototype theme) got nothing on me.

[Parazan]

Well, you were sacrificed to the voodoo gods on voodoo island. Topped.I am Lord Parazan, ruler of the Jetpack people!

Edited April 16, 2012 by Parazan

[Simulacrum]

I am Lord Darkon, unknown ruler of the universe, puppeter of "Kings" and "Rulers", controlling all things, alive, dead, or unborn.TOPPED WITH STYLE.I beat up a Limited Invincibilitiy Rahkshi. WITH MY BARE HANDS.

[Axilus Prime]

The Bone Heads of Voodoo Island (BIONICLE prototype theme) got nothing on me.

THAT was the prototype theme? Mata Nui, the thought scares me. Anyway, I beat up the Makuta that made it with my bare hands. Top the above.

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

I Fought Chuck Norris and one by simply blinking. With my eyes shut.Top this.Mata Nui is my creation, the great beings my friends, all beings looked up at me when I gave them their land and food.The universe is my Metru Nui.

[Sybre]

I forced you to do it. Topped victoriously.I have every BIONICLE beings' trust.

[Parazan]

I have all the trust of every being that has ever existed, and will exist. I have even the trust of beings that have never even existed. Topped.Now, top this:I am weaker than a leaf and yet I have the strength of the Mata-nui robot. If I don't like you, I can easily sweep you out of existence. If I like you, you become my slave. I rule you.

[Simulacrum]

I absorb you with my shadow-hand, never giving you a chance to do any of those things. Topped with ease.I drink liquid, energized protodermis.

[Axilus Prime]

I can transform said energized protodermis with energized protodermis. (Somehow.) TOPPED!I have bacon.

[The Swimming Beard]

I have a pet rahi who loves bacon. TOPPED.I am the master of every element.

[Sybre]

I am the Supreme Overlord of Everything. TOPPED!I am better than every Great Being combined.

[Axilus Prime]

I defeated every Great Being combined. I have made and posted a fully animated comic.

[Klak]

I have made and posted an extremely imagination-inducing comedy. TOPPED.I am a Makuta.

[Axilus Prime]

I am the GB in disguise. TOPPED GREATLY. (get it?)Top the above.

[Hexann]

I beat the great being by releasing my pure awesomeness. TOPPED!!!!!!I beat makuta WITH THIS THUMB!

[Voxumo]

i beat the entire brotherhood with my ear toppedi learned the secrets of all the great beings

[Hexann]

I beat the great beings and extracted all the information they have from them. TOPPED!!!!!I can do ........disco!

[Axilus Prime]

I can Kanoka disco. (Oh Mata Nui that was a bad pun.) TOPPED.I can tame a Makuta like a common animal.

[Hexann]

I can tame the great beings like an easily tamed animal. TOPPED!!!!!!!I invented..........CHERRY COKE!!!!!Edit: Please remember to keep the things to be topped LEGO-related!-Wind-

Edited April 27, 2012 by -Windrider-

[Elrond of Rivendell]

I invented the toa of cherry coke. TOPPED!Mata Nui adores me.-Bane

[Axilus Prime]

Mata Nui serves me. I can juggle Zamors without being affected.

[Elrond of Rivendell]

I can juggle antidermis without being affected.Protosteel swords bounce off me.-Bane

[Hexann]

You bounce off me. TOPPED!!I won a card game against Teridax.

Edited May 6, 2012 by TOA PIRAKA HAKANN 3.0

[Klak]

I won a card game against Angonce. TOPPED!Top what I said earlier.

[Axilus Prime]

You won against Angonce, but I was in that same card game! I hope you don't mind being second place...I can pilot the Axalara.

[Klak]

I OWN the Axalara! Topped!I have Axonn's axe.

[Axilus Prime]

I have Brutaka's blades! TOPPED!I have KARDAS!

[Klak]

I have Annona! TOPPED!Top the above, I DARE YOU!

[Hexann]

Pal, I OWN YOU ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHER GREAT BEING AS WELL AS THE MAKUTA AND EVERY TYPE OF RAHI EVER MADE!(I caps) TOPPED!Top the above.

[Axilus Prime]

I own you, therefore you owning those things is an extension of MY ownership of those things. TOPPED. Antroz, despite his sense of honor, had to cheat to defeat me.

[Klak]

Antroz COULDN'T defeat me period. TOPPED.Krika and I are friends.

[Simulacrum]

I'm best pals with the Energized Protodermis Being. Topped.I flicked the Mata-Nui robot with my finger, which is what REALLY caused the earthquake, and crashing into the ocean.

[otter]

Turns out I was actually standing behind it, and hit it in the backs of the knees when you did that. I just enabled you to do what you did. Topped.I managed to merge all the legendary masks (and a Hau, Kakama, Pakari, and Olmak) into one mask, using the aforementioned mask to instill myself as the ruler of each universe and dimension there is.

[Klak]

I wrote the epic in which you do that. TOPPED.I shook hands with Angonce once.

[Axilus Prime]

(WHO THE KARZ KEEPS DELETING MY QUITE OBVIOUSLY ON TOPIC POSTS?!)I shook hands with Angonce twice. Topped simply.I killed the below poster with a Poison Zamor. (Try to top while dead.)

[Ziko]

(WHO THE KARZ KEEPS DELETING MY QUITE OBVIOUSLY ON TOPIC POSTS?!)

That would most likely be Windrider, and the posts were deleted because they weren't Lego-related, which is against the topic's/forum's rules. For example, the last post of yours reported was about you starting a democratic constitutional republic.Also: someone conveniently brings me back to life with the Ignika, shortly after my tragic death. Friends in high places and such.Topped. Edited May 29, 2012 by Ziko

[Axilus Prime]

I can come back to life without the Ignika. Topped.I control the Great Spirit Robot.