Lenore Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 I control the Far Greater Spirit Robot. TOPPED!I taught every known (and a few unknown) BIONICLE a different piece of classical poetry. Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News
Axilus Prime Posted June 1, 2012 Posted June 1, 2012 I taught you all of that. TOPPED.I am the Ignika's chosen bearer, and can use it without dying.
Lenore Posted June 1, 2012 Posted June 1, 2012 I am the Ignika's chosen destroyer, I can destroy it without dying. TOPPED!I taught Karzahni the true meaning of PAIN. Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News
Axilus Prime Posted June 2, 2012 Posted June 2, 2012 I gave Makuta a nightmare. TOPPED.The Brotherhood of Makuta doesn't harm me because they fear me.
Toa Of Virtues Posted June 6, 2012 Posted June 6, 2012 The brotherhood of makuta serves me because they praise me TOPPEDI hyptnotized Takadox
Axilus Prime Posted June 7, 2012 Posted June 7, 2012 I gave Takadox the Mangekyou Sharingan on top of his hypnotic gaze and yet maintained control over him. While I was at it I had him use his hypnosis combined with his Tsukoyomi to make Teridax himself give me pie!MASSIVELY TOPPED.I united all the Legendary Masks.
Klak Posted June 7, 2012 Posted June 7, 2012 I unite all the masks in existence. Topped.I am a Makuta on the internet. My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2
Axilus Prime Posted June 7, 2012 Posted June 7, 2012 I am a Great Spirit on the internet. TOPPED.I am the Toa of Pie.
Toa Of Virtues Posted June 7, 2012 Posted June 7, 2012 I am the toa of pie flavored pie TOPPEDI beat all the barraki in a blinking contest.
Dralcax Posted June 10, 2012 Posted June 10, 2012 I beat them in a staring contest. (Fish can't blink)I blew up the prototype robot!
Axilus Prime Posted June 11, 2012 Posted June 11, 2012 And I blew up the MU, with Teridax controlling it, and by the way, I evacuated everyone first.Top the above.
Toa Of Virtues Posted June 11, 2012 Posted June 11, 2012 I blew up spherus magna, and evacuated everyone to an alternative planet in under 10 seconds. TOPPEDI ressurected Mata Nui, again.
Axilus Prime Posted June 12, 2012 Posted June 12, 2012 I'm the one who sustained him so your resurrection worked.I can defend against an army of Vahkorak. (Vahki and Visorak combined. Had an odd dream, ok?)
Toa Of Virtues Posted June 12, 2012 Posted June 12, 2012 Not only can i defend from these Vahkorak, but i destroyed the entire army.I pushed turaga Lhikan infront of Vakama to save his life, and forced him not to tell.
Axilus Prime Posted June 13, 2012 Posted June 13, 2012 And then I saved both their lives without having to tell. MASSIVELY AND HEROICALLY TOPPED!I use my Toa powers to fight for the weak and the innocent. (And occasionally pie.)
Simulacrum Posted June 16, 2012 Posted June 16, 2012 I use my darkness to crush you, step over your broken body, and kill the weak and innocent.Why, I believe you were just TOPPED.I had a screaming match with a Rahkshi of Powerscreams.
Klak Posted June 16, 2012 Posted June 16, 2012 I had 3 matches with 10 of those Rahkshis, and I still won. TOPPED.I did what I said above. My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2
Simulacrum Posted June 17, 2012 Posted June 17, 2012 I fought 42 Rahkshi of each power (1764 in all) with one arm tied behind my back, and my feet glued to the floor. With my Kanohi ripped off.And my remaining arm covered in 1,000,000 Tons of Protosteel.And blindfolded.And I win. And I just Topped you. I just fought 1764 Rahkshi under the above conditions, with no elements, no masks, or any other powers.
Axilus Prime Posted June 17, 2012 Posted June 17, 2012 And yet you lost the fight. I did the same but won. TOPPED.I defeated the below poster when the below poster had Tahu Nuva's Magma Swords and I was unarmed.
Unauthorized Autobiography Posted June 18, 2012 Posted June 18, 2012 I made that phrase have sense. TOPPED.I got the Kanohi Ignika once, and made it a laptop. -G u u R a h K
Axilus Prime Posted June 20, 2012 Posted June 20, 2012 I turned it back, thus making it more powerful.I forged all the Legendary Masks into one mask and controlled it with ease.
Ultimate_Alchemist Posted June 20, 2012 Posted June 20, 2012 I created a mask that contains every mask power AND elemental power in existence, and I controlled it with ease. TOPPED.I destroyed the Mask of Time without tearing apart the fabric of space and time.
otter Posted June 21, 2012 Posted June 21, 2012 Well obviously, because a simple mask can't tear fabric. I, meanwhile, directed the energies to the actual manifestation of Time and Space, the Universe, but instead of destroying it I melded it into a far better universe, doing the same with the Mask of Life. Topped.Oh, I also made the Fabric of Space and Time by braiding a Zivon's hair whilst using the various pigments from its hide, in the process feeding it quite a few Visorak. profiles i guess i'm a south american giant otter now
Axilus Prime Posted June 21, 2012 Posted June 21, 2012 I killed you and took it over immediately after, and the Zivon was nothing but a fly to me. (Which I could command.) Topped.I unleashed the full power of the Ignika on all the evil in the universe, cleansing it forever.
Toa Of Virtues Posted June 21, 2012 Posted June 21, 2012 (edited) I went back in time to clense the Universe using the Ignika of all evil before any bad things could happen, and did NOT make a paradox. TOPPEDI am Chuck Norris in Bionicle form Edited June 21, 2012 by Toa Of Virtues
Ultimate_Alchemist Posted June 21, 2012 Posted June 21, 2012 I am the anti-Chuck Norris in Bionicle form. TOPPED.I have done everything possible in the Bionicle universe, and all of its parallel dimensions.
otter Posted June 21, 2012 Posted June 21, 2012 Except for that dimension in which all Bionicles are pirates. Topped.I'm a Bionicle Pirate, with a ship made in Ga-Wahi. profiles i guess i'm a south american giant otter now
Axilus Prime Posted June 22, 2012 Posted June 22, 2012 I sunk your ship with a Cordak Blaster. TOPPED!I killed all the Bionicle villains.
-Windrider- Posted June 22, 2012 Posted June 22, 2012 I turned all the Bionicle villains over to the good side and discussed James Joyce over tea with them. TOPPED!So, it seems that I shared a delicious beverage with Teridax. Just you try to top that.
Toa Of Virtues Posted June 22, 2012 Posted June 22, 2012 I de-evolved Makuta Teridax into his antidermis form, and he was a delicious beverage. TOPPEDI can counter any and every attack possible
Axilus Prime Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 I can redirect any and every attack possible.I stole the Kraahkan from Makuta as a childhood prank.
otter Posted June 23, 2012 Posted June 23, 2012 I stole the Avohkii from him in order to save the universe. Topped.I helped Artahka to create the Toa Mata-not only that, but I created Artahka as well, and gave him the idea to create the Toa Mata. And, I created myself. Nobody could possibly have given me the ability to create myself. profiles i guess i'm a south american giant otter now
Axilus Prime Posted June 24, 2012 Posted June 24, 2012 I existed before you, though, and created all the other beings in the Matoran Universe. TOPPED!I killed a Great Spirit Robot...with this thumb.
Takaru 1111 Posted June 28, 2012 Posted June 28, 2012 I made you do that with your thumb. TOPPED!I ate a gukko pot pie.
Axilus Prime Posted June 28, 2012 Posted June 28, 2012 I ate an apple pie, which tastes better, while riding a Gukko. TOPPED.I cooked a meal with Tahu's sword.
Toa Of Virtues Posted June 28, 2012 Posted June 28, 2012 I cooked a meal with my mind. ToppedI can make squid launchers fire straight and far.
Takaru 1111 Posted June 28, 2012 Posted June 28, 2012 I can do that, with one finger. TOPPED!I arm wrestled Onua and Pohatu at the same time, and won.
Axilus Prime Posted June 29, 2012 Posted June 29, 2012 I fought all six Toa Mata at once and won. TOPPED.I fought every being in the MU and beyond and won, and could have killed them, but didn't have to!
Hordaki Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 I beat every being in the MU and beyond as well as every pocket alternate dimension. Topped!I beat all the Makuta without even touching them.
JiMing Posted July 18, 2012 Posted July 18, 2012 I beat every living thing in the universe of Bionicle by breathing, TOPPED.I killed Mata Nui by tapping his foot with a twig. Haven't seen one of these in a long time...
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