The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Naota Takizawa]

No, screw that wish. I'm pushing you off the ledge.

 

I wish I had all the Alpha Team sets.

[tent163phantoka]

Granted, but the pieces are all broken. 

 

I wish I had Spider-Man's powers.

[Unit#phntk#1]

Granted, but they shut off randomly for 30 minutes each day. Try not to be suspended over any pits of acid when this happens.

 

 

I wish I had an F-80 Shooting Star.

 

 

~Unit#phntk#1

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you get a shooting star that destroys you and your house.

 

I wish I was a Power Ranger in space.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but you die in the space also.

 

I wish that Nex and Stringer can appear in the Brain Attack TV series.

[Petewa]

Granted, they can, but they don't, because Hero Factory's over.

 

 

 

I wish for a bagel.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted. The bagel you get is made by plastic can can't be eaten.

 

I wish that I can hang out with Stormer and Kopaka at the same time.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but Kopaka and Stormer argue during a mission and Von Nebula sucks you up into a black hole.

 

I wish I was a Le-Matoran.

[Petewa]

Granted, you're one of the many Le-Matoran who gets infected by Krana, and the only one who doesn't get "cured".

 

 

 

 

I wish to calm down.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but you failed to calm down.

 

I wish that I can make my own Battle Machine.

[Petewa]

Granted, but you fail to do so.

 

(see, it's not really corrupting if you say that, it's just not granting)

 

I wish anyone here had seen Treasure Planet.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, everyone saw treasure planet and the who got so popular, it begins to consume every other show.

 

I wish I was good at drawing

[Petewa]

Granted, but only when you try to draw characters from Treasure Planet.

 

 

I wish for another shrubbery.

[Toa Kayn]

Granted. The knights kill you and then take the shrubbery for themselves

 

I wish to have the time to reach level 60 in Fallout 4

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you have to face multiple deathclaws and brotherhood of steel members. To make things worse, they are incredibly buggy and when you kill one, their rag dolls flip around like crazy, killing other enemies, but not giving you any XP.

 

I wish I had fallout 4.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but you alway lose in the game.

 

I wish that I can make good UCS MOCs.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but people break into your house and steal them.

 

I wish I was the most infamous drug dealer on earth.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the police forces successfully caught you and you're thrown into a jail.

 

I wish that I have unlimited Zamor spheres.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but they are useless.

 

I wish I was allowed to be an admin on BZPower.

[Bonkle]

Granted, you are the well-loved and fair owner of the site, but then B6 comes back and takes you down.

 

I wish Sliders was still relevant.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, sliders become such popular burgers that there is no longer any demand for regular burgers.

I wish Roboriders would return. 

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the sets has terrible design and causing it be a failure.

 

I wish that I have a army of Rahkshi.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the rahkshi rebel and eat you alive.

 

I wish I had an army of Vahki.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but they rebel at you and shoot Kanoka disks towards you from their mouth.

 

I wish that I can wear the Kanohi Matatu.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you can't use it properly, so you lift yourself up and throw yourself at a trash can by accident.

 

I wish I had the kanohi calix.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but you unable to control the Kanohi's power and causing you to been injured badly by the Calix's power.

 

I wish that I can wear the Kanohi Komau.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but I take the mask off you and command you to stop asking for kanohi.

 

I wish I had the kanohi Elda.

[SynthMav]

i wish i could meet lapis lazuli from steven u

[Petewa]

Granted, but she's depressed, and thinks you're depressing.

I wish I had the kanohi Elda.

Granted, but you don't get Hahli's manly Moustache.

 

I wish for a new sketchbook.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but all pages in the sketchbook are already been dirty and can't be use again.

 

I wish that I can drive a Thornatus V9.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but Skopio chases you and you are crushed underneath its tank treads.

 

I wish I could hang out with Steven from Steven universe.

[Bonkle]

Granted, but Onion's a creep and he kills you.

 

I wish I could think of a good name to change mine to.

Granted, sliders become such popular burgers that there is no longer any demand for regular burgers.

I wish Roboriders would return. 

That's not what I meant.

[tent163phantoka]

Granted, but it's already taken.

 

I wish for the Spider-Verse Omnibus.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you get a bus painted like the Omnitrix from Ben 10. You also get transported to a universe where spiders are the supreme ruler of your country.

 

I wish I had power rangers action figures.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the head of the figures are all missing.

 

I wish for a Starbucks coffee now.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but an angry Christian attacks you for the coffee cup.

 

I wish I could win a duel.

[Petewa]

Granted, you win a duel of wits, on the least important subject ever.

 

 

 

 

I wish people would read the fine print.

[thetimeninja]

Granted but they ignore it none the less.

I wish I was a ninja

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[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but you are been killed in a mission.

 

I wish that I have the 8940 Karzahni set.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it has the wrong pieces and no kanohi.

 

I wish I was a leedur.