Jonathan Crane Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Granted, but it doesn't you, and you have a seizure.I wish for people to stop putting My Little Pony pics on everything. I'm typing this on my Wii Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 NEVER! XDD(Or the traditional corruption: Granted but you are now a total bronie and build a shrine to PinkiePie in your room. Pink is also your favorite color and not mild pink but more along the lines of hot pink).I wish I had the attention span to read My Little Dashie... Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Granted. You never forget it and continue weeping for years... *sobs*I wish I could be happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Granted, but you're so happy that nobody wants to be near you. >:)I wish for a better Green Lantern movie. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 (edited) Granted. DC makes a Green Lantern movie so great that everybody loves so much that nobody cares about Marvel anymore and The Avengers and every other Marvel movie fails miserably. Marvel goes out of buisness and thousands of people get laid off because of you, and you have live with that guilt for the rest of your life.I wish nothing bad happened to anyone in the whole universe (and all multiverses) ever again. Edited January 23, 2012 by Chancellor Puddinghead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 (edited) Granted; all bad things now happen outside of the universe, then make their way inside.I wish my ankles were healed (and no other parts of my body broke.) Edited January 23, 2012 by Akamai921 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misguided Angel of Death Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Granted! But your best friend takes an arrow to the knee instead.I wish I met the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Granted. It eats you.I wish I had a Chocobo. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 granted you get one but it does not have the proper habitat and diesI wish i could see what was going to happen to me in the future Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Granted, but you don't see anything as you died on the spot for no reason.I wish I had a bowtie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 granted you have a bowtie pastaI wish i could not wish for what i don't wish for but wish for what i do Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Granted. You wish you could not wish for what you don't wish for but wish for what you do except for the fact that you end up wishing for what you wish you could not wish for what you don't wish for but wish for what you do...And it goes on forever, meaning you do not get a wish.I wish for the same thing as Shadow Reaper. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Granted, but the world implodes upon itself.I wish I could regenerate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Granted. But you regenerated as the opposite gender. AWKWARD!I wish that I had a bowtie. Bowties are cool. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Granted, but you don't know how to tie it.I wish for a day off from school. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotz Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Granted, but you miss an important exam and fail at life and everything.I wish for the power to freeze time. Quote D U N E W O L F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Granted; all clocks are now stuck in blocks of ice. The clock market booms as people quickly work to build new ones.I wish I was better at glove lightshows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanty Demon Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 (edited) Granted you become a famous glove lightshow master. However one day while signing autographs, you get trampled by screaming fans. I wish that the end result of some these corrupted wishes wasn't always death and destruction. Edited January 25, 2012 by muharax makuta of insanity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Granted. They are now rainbows, unicorns and friendship which is magic. A huge brony civilization grows and flourishes. Unfortunately, The Great and Powerful Trixie is bequeathed worst pony and all who support her are banished from said utopia. You live the rest of your days in lonely misery as all of your friends have joined the herd.I wish I had pudding. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 (edited) Granted. It's exploding pudding!I wish I had EXPLOSIVES! Edited January 25, 2012 by Festus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Granted. The world explodes.I wish I could create chibi versions of myself. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Granted, but the chibi clones of you start an entire genocide and take over the world.I wish I could change shape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Granted. You become an Euclidean shape.I wish I had chibi clones that had superpowers. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Granted. <Insert duplicate of former corruption by Festus>I wish I had the ability to create good clones of myself that would reform into my body when I was done with them. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 (edited) Granted. The clones are still in development, however (it takes a while to grow humans). So, in five years you're stuck with 500 mouths to feed. The government fails to see this as legitimate children and you've gone into poverty as you cannot fund such a thing. You are forced into tax evasion and travel around the world with your small clones and you curse the wish you made. Eventually the clones grow into their teenage years and are dealing with a huge amount of teenaged angst. Their parent is now a deadbeat who runs from the government, they have 499 other siblings that are exactly the same (thus ruining any hopes for individuality) and they begin to ponder the meaning of life quite a bit as they learn they are clones. 500 existential crisis later, they mature into fine adults with respectable jobs and are far more successful than you. They manage to pay their debt to society (well, your debt technically) and after the business is taken care of, they reject you as their father (as you are technically not their father anyway) and they want nothing more to do with you (Okay, so maybe not totally mature. XP But, the point is, they all refuse to reform into you, even though the ability exists. You try to do it yourself by force, but 500 people is a lot to track down, and considering the fact that they have all moved away and kept their addresses from you, it's kinda a moot point to even bother searching). At this time, you are wondering where it all went wrong and are melancholy that you could not provide for your "children." You live out the rest of your sad life in an abandoned house and cry yourself to sleep each and every night. (Dang, this one was kinda harsh... XD).I wish that corruption was a bit less harsh... Edited January 25, 2012 by Tekulo: Toa of Gales Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Granted. It's never corrupted.I wish that I could instantly create mature clones that I could reabsorb into my body at will. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Granted, but they're ugly.I wish for a Bionicle set. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Granted. But it's broken. Like, every single piece is snapped in two.I wish that I had an amazingly epic sword. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akuna Toa of Sonics Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Granted, but it's too heavy and you break an arm.I wish Reach had no bloom at all. Quote Does anyone want to play the Master Chief Collection with me? I'm trying to get a team going for ranked. PM for GT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Granted. All blooming flowers are taken out of Reach.I wish for a wish of a wish in a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Granted, I wish for Ponyville. PinkiePie then wishes for a gumdrop. You get the gumdrop. If you need me, I'll be chilling... with ponies. (YEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!)I wish this wish would self-destruct in T-minus 10. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Granted. It explodes in your face and you have to go to the hospital.I wish I was a paradox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Granted; you are a paradox. However, your inability to be solved turns you into nothing.I wish for a pet pug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Granted. Remember Clifford the giant red dog? Well, this pug is the exact opposite. It's so tiny that it fits in the palm of your hand. So, you build a dog house for the pug, which is a giant mansion for this dog. The pug lives the high life in a roomy four story house and hosts parties with other tiny pugs. Your pug eventually finds true love and puppies are on the way. Their barks are extremely loud (despite their small sizes) and they always come in waves at the most random of times. You're always on your toes at home and they sometimes wake you up at night.I wish I could write a really intricate story about a lemon protagonist, a lime antagonist aaaand... an egg love interest. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Granted; you write the story, but it's burned by an anti-lemon cult, who then jail you for hate crimes.I wish for a pumpkin pie. Mmmmmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Granted. It hits you in the face.I wish I was better at video games. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakaru Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 (edited) Granted. You are better by such an infintesimal percentage as to be practically the same.I wish I had $20. Edited January 26, 2012 by Kakaru Quote 「どこに行けばいいんだ・・・」「タ・コロ村はもうおしまいだ・・・」タ・コロ村の村人達 hey it's Studio Comic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Granted. It bursts into flames while you are about to give it to the teller as you're buying a new Lego set. It's a good thing, too; turns out that it was a counterfeit!I wish bronies were more accepted in the world. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Granted. However, the anti-lemon cult arrives and now we can no longer eat lemons. It sounds like a hollow cause at first, but Hasbro decides to cancel MLP in order to support the lemon movement. Now we are watching citrus fruit instead of ponies and it is your fault.I wish the anti-lemon cult would turn into lemonade. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Granted, but the lemonade turns into an anti-lemonade cult. Repeat the same process.I wish I could go back in time and stop Justin Bieber from being born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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