Akamai921 Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 Granted; you stumble across an invention that turns you into a human calculator, which leads to adventures all around the world, your skills allowing you to come across untold wealth and leading to the girl of your dreams! But in the end everyone becomes jealous of your mathematical abilities and hates you.I wish everyone didn't hate me. Quote
Burnmad Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 Granted. Everyone now strongly dislikes you.I wish I didn't have OCD.- Quote Avatar by Brickeens
otter Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 Granted, you are now an insomniac with ADHD.I wish adlf khzz, meba idfa. Quote profiles i guess i'm a south american giant otter now
Dark_Stranger Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 Granted, but you're not the one who gets the romance and treasure. You're basically the equivalent of the comic-relief sidekick. I wish I had all the time in the world."But as long as I'm here, I get to bust heads!" Quote
Toa Zaz Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 Granted. You die of boredom.I wish George Lucas would leave the original versions of the Star Wars movies alone. Quote Thank you, BZPower staff. In the past, I wish I showed more appreciation for all that you do. From one Bionicle fan to another, thank you.
Burnmad Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 Granted. He also, however, completely stops any and all Star Wars related media. No more Lego Star Wars, no more TV series, no more ANYTHING.I wish I was dead.- Quote Avatar by Brickeens
otter Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 Granted, you come back as a twilight vampire.I wish I could get out of this thread. Quote profiles i guess i'm a south american giant otter now
Akamai921 Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 (edited) Granted, but you are resurrected as a zombie and viciously attack everyone you think positively of.NINJA'D EDIT: Granted, but the thread becomes a rope that traps you for eternity.I wish I could run faster. Edited February 2, 2012 by Akamai921 Quote
Axilus Prime Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 Granted, but you go too fast and lose control, reaching escape velocity and flying into the sun.I wish I could win any fight. Quote
~Xemnas~ Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 Granted, but you become bored of the world and go insane.I wish that I was a bird. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Ghosts of Bara Magna Profile
Snelly Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 Granted, but you get shot with an arrow, and die.... slowly and horribly.I wish you actually got cake at the end of Portal Quote My Bzprpg Profiles, Ghosts of Bara Magna Skyra | Hakari | Oceanna | Taleen | Arisaka | Zanakra | Kaminari | Drakkar
Terminus Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 (edited) Granted. However, it is a lemon cake. A combustible lemon cake.I wish Funimation would stop changing its DVD release dates. Edited February 3, 2012 by Terminus24 Quote
Kyori Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 Granted. I explode with glee as I read a new comic installment of "Pride's Melancholy: the Musical." While you are wondering how a comic could be a musical, I am busy making cookies. COOKIES THAT YOU SHALL NOT HAVE! XPI wish I had more chocolate chips for these cookies...What's "Pride's Melancholy"? Someone please explain? Can't find it on Google.On-Topic: Granted, but now they literally take forever to come out.I wish people would quit lumping bad anime dubs with the good. Quote
Burnmad Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 (edited) Granted. However, they completely forget the good exist.I wish people could talk about cake, lemons and potatoes without getting hated on for Portal jokes they didn't even really make. - edit: Pride, I think it has something to do with you, your name being Pride.Unless you're joking.Bah, just forget it. Edited February 3, 2012 by Burnmad: Toa of Emoticons Quote Avatar by Brickeens
otter Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 Granted, but people then get hated on for not making the portal jokes.I wish...wait, I have no wish.Have fun with that statement. Quote profiles i guess i'm a south american giant otter now
Burnmad Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 Granted. Your life remains depressingly boring.I wish I had a nice hat.- :burnmad Quote Avatar by Brickeens
Kyori Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 Granted, but it's furry, and you now have angry PETA people mobbing you. I wish for pony meat. XP Quote
Scanty Demon Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 Granted however you suffer foodbourne illness and food poisoning. Now you can never eat meat again.I wish everyone on BZP was going through an existential crisis (a crisis where someone questions their existance and everything else's existance) Quote
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 (edited) Granted. I explode with glee as I read a new comic installment of "Pride's Melancholy: the Musical." While you are wondering how a comic could be a musical, I am busy making cookies. COOKIES THAT YOU SHALL NOT HAVE! XPI wish I had more chocolate chips for these cookies...What's "Pride's Melancholy"? Someone please explain? Can't find it on Google.Burnmad was correct; I just made up the title. I used your username and I imagine the comic to be about all of your misery and sorrow in a tale with up-beat and catchy tunes.Granted. All of the library is filled with really bad, depressing gothic tales that are poorly derivative of Edgar Allen Poe. Also, the other areas of BZP are having a similar effect (depressing and terrible sketches, gloomy and poorly conducted music not to mention S&T. You don't even want to visit S&T).I wish the Library got more love. Edited February 3, 2012 by Tekulo: Toa of Gales Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Takaru 1111 Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 Granted, it's now full of really bad romance fics.I wish I could fly. Quote
Burnmad Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 Granted. You can fly very poorly.I wish I had wool socks.- Quote Avatar by Brickeens
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 Granted. The socks are still attached to the sheep. The sheep start eating your furniture amongst other items in your home. You try to cut the wool short so the socks are free of the sheep, but it does no good as the wool is indestructable. You got some quality socks there. The sheep follow you around and others call you "Little Bow Peep" for the rest of your life as you cannot remove the socks ever (you've got some quality socks there). I wish I knew how to fence. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Axilus Prime Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 Granted, but you become so good at it that anyone you fence with is killed and you end up in jail for life.I wish the next person to post would appear in a sewer. (Nothing Personal XD) Quote
Voxumo Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 granted you killed me there was no sewer here in tok alaskai wish there were was some thing to do in tok alaska Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post.
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 Granted. You see a moose. The moose befriends you and you mount it as a steed. Away you ride into the natural landscapes, but due to your internal conflicts that were poorly written as an afterthought of the corrupter, you cannot fully appreciate them. The moose in turn grows rocket jetpacks and launches you into the air. You fly all across Alaska with a birds eye candy view. You finally cheer up and appreciate the moose in all of its glory. Of course, that was the best day of your life so every day after in Alaska is totally boring and depressing and you are never happy or excited about anything ever again as the events in your day-to-day life cannot compare to the moose.I wish I could go sky diving. ^^ Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Fractual Forever Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 Granted, but your parachute was jammed and you fell into a river... populated with alligators.I wish I could have a faster internet connection Quote
King Joe Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 Granted. However, it's so fast that it gains sentience. Don't ask me how. Now your internet connection has read the entire internet and has built itself a body and is now proceeding to take over the world. Have fun trying to reign that sucker in.I wish I could rule the entire world for a year, long enough for me to fix the problems with every government ever. After said length of time, I would step down from my position. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta!
Burnmad Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 Granted. However, like many seekers of world peace, you're assassinated.- Quote Avatar by Brickeens
Jonathan Crane Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 Granted? your wish goes ninja on you, and destroys you.I wish that school was over. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin
Burnmad Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 Ah, forgot to wish again!Granted. It's over, but it just began again. Forever.I wish I was older.- Quote Avatar by Brickeens
Jonathan Crane Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 Granted, you're 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 years old, and because of your age, you turn to dust.I wish I never had braces & glasses. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin
Terminus Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 Granted. You're getting them tomorrow.I wish for a paper plate. Quote
Fractual Forever Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 Granted. You got a paper plate... ON THE MOON!I wish I could breathe in space Quote
Hordaki Posted February 3, 2012 Posted February 3, 2012 (edited) Granted, but you can't breath oxygen anymore.I wish that Disney Channel would get quality programs. Edited February 3, 2012 by Chancellor Puddinghead Quote
Axilus Prime Posted February 4, 2012 Posted February 4, 2012 Granted, but you lose cable so you can't see any of them.I wish songs today were more intelligent. Quote
Terminus Posted February 4, 2012 Posted February 4, 2012 Granted. Now all songs are the works of Plato, Aristotle, and other ancient thinkers put to music. And know what? It sucks.I wish that music was normal again. Quote
otter Posted February 4, 2012 Posted February 4, 2012 Granted. You just made me listen to "Friday" for the thousandth time. I'm that much closer to mental suicide.I wish herp a derp de derpity herp derp herpity derpity herp her derp derp herp derp. Quote profiles i guess i'm a south american giant otter now
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 4, 2012 Posted February 4, 2012 Derpy feels a disturbance in the force and drops a ton of items on top of Twilight Sparkle as she spies on PinkiePie. Twilight blames you and casts a spell that makes you tiny.I wish I had a pony pillow. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Voxumo Posted February 4, 2012 Posted February 4, 2012 granted its made from the hide of a cute ponyI wish i could see across time and space Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post.
Alex Humva Posted February 4, 2012 Posted February 4, 2012 (edited) Granted, too bad you suffer a case of brain explosion from the paradoxes.I wish I could have a PC gaming rig. Edited February 4, 2012 by Sweetroll Thief Alex Humva Quote 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89 "In short, my English Lit friend, living in a mental world of absolute rights and wrongs, may be imagining that because all theories are wrong, the earth may be thought spherical now, but cubical next century, and a hollow icosahedron the next, and a doughnut shape the one after." -Isaac Asimov, responding to a letter he had received saying that scientific certainty was false, The Relativity of Wrong
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