Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 4, 2012 Posted February 4, 2012 Granted. But, because I don't know what that is, exactly, I give you a bunch of wires and some of these green circuit-thingies instead. Some assembly required. -cough-I wish I had a pair of wings. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Takaru 1111 Posted February 4, 2012 Posted February 4, 2012 Granted, but now your arms are in a drawer.I wish for spam. Quote
Burnmad Posted February 4, 2012 Posted February 4, 2012 Granted. However, you realize you hate the taste.I wish I had a fluffy pirate shirt!- Quote Avatar by Brickeens
Alex Humva Posted February 4, 2012 Posted February 4, 2012 (edited) Granted, but sadly fluffy shirts get caught in machinery rather easily and you get caught in said machinery.I wish I had the thirteenth book of the Wheel of Time series. Edited February 4, 2012 by Sweetroll Thief Alex Humva Quote 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89 "In short, my English Lit friend, living in a mental world of absolute rights and wrongs, may be imagining that because all theories are wrong, the earth may be thought spherical now, but cubical next century, and a hollow icosahedron the next, and a doughnut shape the one after." -Isaac Asimov, responding to a letter he had received saying that scientific certainty was false, The Relativity of Wrong
Fractual Forever Posted February 4, 2012 Posted February 4, 2012 Granted, but it was a fake copy made by some random kid who just copy pasted his fan fic.I wish I was brave Quote
Akamai921 Posted February 4, 2012 Posted February 4, 2012 Granted; your name is now Brave.I wish my acne was gone and would stay gone. Quote
Hordaki Posted February 4, 2012 Posted February 4, 2012 Granted, but you now have a never-ending case of Athlete's Feet.I wish for CLEAN IT ALL IT MUST BE CLEANED. Quote
Onaku Posted February 4, 2012 Posted February 4, 2012 Granted, but you are deactivated and your brain is removed, your body is then used to clean up the mess you and your robot-bug brothers have bestowed upon the island...I wish I had a large spaceship in orbit around earth, and that it's core would be extremely unstable... Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Akamai921 Posted February 4, 2012 Posted February 4, 2012 Granted. However, one day while flying the spaceship, the core begins to shake. The reactors are at critical levels. What happens next is completely predictable: pandas wearing cowboy hats burst out of the wall panels and start viciously throwing watermelons at your crew.The horror of it all.I wish I had better upper body strength. Quote
Wotz Posted February 4, 2012 Posted February 4, 2012 Granted, but the weight of your arms tears them from their sockets.I wish for money. Quote D U N E W O L F
Onaku Posted February 4, 2012 Posted February 4, 2012 Granted, next thing you know a zombie apocalypse arises, rendering your new-found wealth useless...I wish for something to happen that ultimately results in a continuous paradox that prevents corruption of this wish and grants me access to the power of the universe... Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Fractual Forever Posted February 4, 2012 Posted February 4, 2012 (edited) Granted, but someone divided by zero... The world is ultimately destroyed.I wish I live an exciting life. Edited February 4, 2012 by Festus Quote
Akamai921 Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 Granted; you now live an exciting life. Where does this excitement come from? Why, running from the zombies the last guy decided to make, of course!I wish to survive the apocalypse and become a post-apocalyptic hero. Quote
Burnmad Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 Granted. You are assassinated as soon as the apocalypse ends, though.I wish I was a tuberous vegetable.- Quote Avatar by Brickeens
Fractual Forever Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 Granted, but it was misheard as a TUBA vegetable. You are now a tuba made of vegetable.I wish I had better eyesight. Quote
Burnmad Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 Granted. You have X-ray vision, and are put deep into a cavernous laboratory to be studied.I wish I was a fruit.- Quote Avatar by Brickeens
FrozenFlash Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 Granted, but you became rotten.I wish life is more interesting. Quote
Fractual Forever Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 Granted. Welcome to your new life as... a zombie apocalypse survivor! WHOO!I wish I was a zombie Quote
Akamai921 Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 Granted. Your fellow zombies find out you are delicious, though.I wish my Kozuka was always sharp and always clean. Quote
Voxumo Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 granted it is so clean and sharp that you are blinded by it's cleaness and you get a cut just by looking at itI wish that all the makuta were under my control Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post.
Axilus Prime Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 They are, but then Mata Nui hunts you down for it.I wish for a piece of bacon. (There are so many ways this could go wrong...) Quote
Voxumo Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 granted you get a piece of moth covered baconI wish for a huge silver statue of teridax Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post.
Wotz Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 Granted, but it falls on you and bad things happen.I wish for infinite Bionicle parts in any colour I wish. Quote D U N E W O L F
Fractual Forever Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 (edited) Granted, but it was unsymmetrical and toppled to one side, killing several random people no one ever cared about.Dumb ninjas...Granted. They were all miniature versions and bootlegs made by Chinese.I wish Pluto is still a planet. Edited February 5, 2012 by Festus Quote
Terminus Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 Granted. But then there are all these other small things orbiting the sun that dislike this, so they crash into and destroy Pluto.I wish for a stick. Quote
Fractual Forever Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 Granted. You got a giant club that kills you on contact. Turns out it was Tyson the Cyclops' weapon, Stick.I wish I wouldn't procrastinate. Quote
Terminus Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 Granted, but everything you do now is much, much worse then if you procrastinated and did it.I wish for rock salt. Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 Granted, but it comes from outer space and contains poisonous contamination.I wish I'd come up with comics more easily. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Burnmad Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 Granted. You become a whirlwind of ideas, but all of them are horrible.I wish we could have fish for dinner.- Quote Avatar by Brickeens
Taka Nuvia Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 Granted, but it's awful.I wish my art skills would improve Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 Granted. You display your beautiful works, but everyone ignores them because ponified versions of characters are the only things that matter nowadays. You attempt to do a pony, but because of your increased attention to detail, you can no longer bring yourself to draw such a simple design. Your work goes unnoticed and even after you die your artwork is still forgotten in the shadows. D=I wish I could make a comic for the new comic contest. ^^ Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Burnmad Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 (edited) Granted. Unfortunately, Earth has run out of trees. No more paper! DXOh, and no more oxygen, but THE PAPEEER.I wish I had a pet fish. - Edit: ARRGH NINJA'DGranted. Sadly, it gets last place.I still wish I had a pet fish. Edited February 5, 2012 by Burnmad: Toa of Emoticons Quote Avatar by Brickeens
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 (Actually, I was planning to do a traditional comic anyway... So it still fits. XDD)Granted. Your fish joins the underwater mafia and refuses to ever be alone due to paranoia. Congrats, you are now sleeping with the fishes (lol lame joke XP).I wish I was a flying fish! Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Onaku Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 Granted, but a flying cat eats you...I wish for a watermelon traveling at extreme velocities, heading towards the infinity conduit... Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Burnmad Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 (edited) Granted. Uh, you get electrocuted? I guess?I wish I was a fish. - Edited February 5, 2012 by Burnmad: Toa of Emoticons Quote Avatar by Brickeens
Misguided Angel of Death Posted February 5, 2012 Posted February 5, 2012 (edited) Granted! You are now a dog, and is eaten by Aztec warriors.I wish people would stop compaining about the faults in Soul Calibur V and enjoy the game already. Edited February 5, 2012 by Misguided Angel of Death Quote
Fractual Forever Posted February 6, 2012 Posted February 6, 2012 Granted. The creators then made a new Soul Calibur VI that had even more faults seeing as nobody minded the faults in the last one.I wish I could change history! Quote
Misguided Angel of Death Posted February 6, 2012 Posted February 6, 2012 Granted! By you changing history, you created a time paradox and erased yourself from history.I wish Countries behaved exacting as they did in Hetalia: Axis Powers. Quote
Akamai921 Posted February 6, 2012 Posted February 6, 2012 Granted. Seeing as there is almost no good way to corrupt something so awesome, I'll say that each country is also invaded by bunnies.I wish I had $1500 for a car. Quote
Ezorov Posted February 6, 2012 Posted February 6, 2012 (edited) Granted. (Agh, I don't even know how I could make this any worse [and yet that would be completely awesome]) Canada now blames you for getting beat up by Cuba and hates you forever (which really isn't so bad considering he's so polite). He's able to convince the rest of the countries what a mean and terrible person you are and they all decide to send you away… to the moon. Or some obscure planet. Or to some scary Twilight convention O.O-Ninja'dGranted. You're conned into buying a cheap Hotwheels car for $1500.Then you lose it at the playground. ('Cause playgrounds are cool, right?)I wish I was terribly sick. Also, why not the whole world too? And maybe, if we died, could we possibly die slowly and painfully? Edited February 6, 2012 by Ezorov Quote
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