Queen of Liars Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 Granted. However, you're already insane.I wish university didn't cost so much. Quote ___ ___ ___
Taka Nuvia Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 Granted, now everyone goes there, and there is no longer enough room for all the students. They have to sit on top of each other. And it's extremely loud all the time.I wish insanity were more accepted. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 "Hug a Loonie" campaigns are now set up all across the world, in which people must find a person who has lost their mind and hug them. Insane people are so accepted, they are let out of asylums as there is nothing perceived as wrong with them. But, whenever someone tries to hug a loonie, the insane person interprets this as an attack. This does not end well.I wish I could actually be bothered to make breakfast. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay.
Taka Nuvia Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 Granted, but you burn it. Then all of a sudden, a zombie jumps through your window (great that's broken now), grabs your burned breakfast and runs off with it, laughing like a maniac.I wish I could survive the zombie apocalypse! Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Queen of Liars Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 (edited) Granted. But no one else does. You're alone forevermore. Didn't think that one through, did you I wish I could concentrate on getting ready for exams. Edited May 13, 2012 by -Tragic Idol- Quote ___ ___ ___
Taka Nuvia Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 Granted, you are now so concentrated on preparing for your exams, that you forget everything else. Including such things as eating, drinking or sleeping.You should quit if you don't want to die from exhaustion... uh hello... can you hear me?I wish I had a bed that looks like a coffin Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Queen of Liars Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 Granted. It even has a lid and everything. As you sleep, the lid shuts on you. Look at that, you can't open it anymore. Just like a real coffin! I wish I worked for a metal music magazine so that I could go to lots of concerts for free. Quote ___ ___ ___
Taka Nuvia Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 Granted, but they'e only for those commercialised, almost mainstream bands.I wish I could survive without breathing. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 Granted, but you're still in the coffin. Not needing to breathe doesn't help your situation much, as you're completely trapped. Oh, and there won't be eventual discovery, as the hunger and thirst's gonna kick in soon.I wish my consciousness could be uploaded to the internet. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay.
Taka Nuvia Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 Granted, but then the host server crashes, and it's forever lost.I wish I didn't need to eat or drink, either. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Dwanny Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 Granted, now you have to snort hormones up your nose to survive.I wish for INSPIRATION! (insert double rainbow) Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/
Taka Nuvia Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 Granted, you are inspired. But all the images you see are sparkly rainbows doing questionable things, like surfing on gamma rays. O.o Good luck with drawing that.I wish I were a humanoid robot with an in-built jetpack! =D Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Dwanny Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 Granted. Malfunction. Kablooie.I wish i could stop posting here constantly. Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/
Taka Nuvia Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 Granted, now you just made another BZPer very very sad. Who? Me. But you don't post here, so you don't see it.I wish I were in complete control of myself and my emotions. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Dwanny Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 granted. you do not feel any joy at the fact your wish has just been granted.I wish i had the courage to delete my facebook. Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/
Taka Nuvia Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 Granted, but you miss it and want to come back. And there goes the circle again...I wish I could take on an all-new identity. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Peach 00 Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 Granted, but none of your friends end up recognizing you.I wish I had some creative inspiration so I could write. Quote On the day the wall came down / They threw the locks onto the ground And with glasses high / We raised a cry / For freedom had arrived On the day the wall came down / The ship of fools had finally run aground Promises lit up the night / Like paper doves in flight I dreamed you had left my side / No warmth, not even pride remained And even though you needed me / It was clear that I could not do a thing for you Now life devalues day by day / As friends and neighbors turn away And there's a change that even with regret / Cannot be undone Now frontiers shift like desert sands / While nations wash their bloodied hands Of loyalty, of history / In shades of grey I woke to the sound of drums / The music played, the morning sun streamed in I turned and I looked at you / And all but the bitter residues slipped away slipped away...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 Granted, but your stories all deal with the same thing: huge fluffy marshmallows trying to escape their fate of being roasted. Or put in the microwave. And oh, those stories are scary...I wish I could transcend my human existence. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Queen of Liars Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 Granted. You accomplish that by ceasing to exist. Have fun not being.I wish for pizza. Quote ___ ___ ___
Peach 00 Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 Granted, but it comes with all the toppings you hate.I wish I could fly. Quote On the day the wall came down / They threw the locks onto the ground And with glasses high / We raised a cry / For freedom had arrived On the day the wall came down / The ship of fools had finally run aground Promises lit up the night / Like paper doves in flight I dreamed you had left my side / No warmth, not even pride remained And even though you needed me / It was clear that I could not do a thing for you Now life devalues day by day / As friends and neighbors turn away And there's a change that even with regret / Cannot be undone Now frontiers shift like desert sands / While nations wash their bloodied hands Of loyalty, of history / In shades of grey I woke to the sound of drums / The music played, the morning sun streamed in I turned and I looked at you / And all but the bitter residues slipped away slipped away...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 Granted, but you can't come down again. you fly higher... and higher... and higher.If I were you I would try turning around to come back. Because technically, you're only floating in the direction your head points.I wish I were a poltergeist Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Queen of Liars Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 Granted. However, the people you haunt have called in the ghostbusters. You won't be free for long.I wish I could shapeshift. Quote ___ ___ ___
Taka Nuvia Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 Granted, but you can only shapeshift into a tiny spider. You better be careful that people don't mistake you for the real thing...I wish I had the ability to change my skin colour at will Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Mushy the Mushroom Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 (edited) (Removed.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi
FrozenFlash Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 Granted, but it's dead.I wish I could change my hairstyle at will. Quote
PutYaGunsOn Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 You can change your hair at will, but only between the two stupidest hairstyles you can think of. But hey, you can change between them at will!I wish I had a hammer. Quote ---------------------------------------------------Links to fun stuff--------------------------------------------------- A story I wrote in 2016, My sole BZPRPG character who has existed since 2016, but has done absolutely nothing, A fun little Cantonese earworm ft. Marina Sirtis, Some real nostalgia from 2003 BZPower 僕は青空になる。。。 We are Primus. We are Prima. We are Prime Nova. We are Sentinel Prime. We are Optimus Prime.
Mushy the Mushroom Posted May 13, 2012 Posted May 13, 2012 (edited) (Removed.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi
PutYaGunsOn Posted May 14, 2012 Posted May 14, 2012 The truck is driven to you, but just before it can reach you and you can get any muffins, it explodes, somehow causing the muffins to turn into rabid wolves.I wish that I had a cool spear. Quote ---------------------------------------------------Links to fun stuff--------------------------------------------------- A story I wrote in 2016, My sole BZPRPG character who has existed since 2016, but has done absolutely nothing, A fun little Cantonese earworm ft. Marina Sirtis, Some real nostalgia from 2003 BZPower 僕は青空になる。。。 We are Primus. We are Prima. We are Prime Nova. We are Sentinel Prime. We are Optimus Prime.
Mushy the Mushroom Posted May 14, 2012 Posted May 14, 2012 (edited) (Removed.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi
Peach 00 Posted May 14, 2012 Posted May 14, 2012 Granted, but you end up getting coated in mud.I wish I wasn't such a hopeless romantic. Quote On the day the wall came down / They threw the locks onto the ground And with glasses high / We raised a cry / For freedom had arrived On the day the wall came down / The ship of fools had finally run aground Promises lit up the night / Like paper doves in flight I dreamed you had left my side / No warmth, not even pride remained And even though you needed me / It was clear that I could not do a thing for you Now life devalues day by day / As friends and neighbors turn away And there's a change that even with regret / Cannot be undone Now frontiers shift like desert sands / While nations wash their bloodied hands Of loyalty, of history / In shades of grey I woke to the sound of drums / The music played, the morning sun streamed in I turned and I looked at you / And all but the bitter residues slipped away slipped away...
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted May 14, 2012 Posted May 14, 2012 (edited) Granted. Technically, you could go and jump in one...but do you? Of course not.Why, ninja, why!!??You are now a hopeful romantic...I wish I had my own private jet. And it doesn't malfunction. Or crash. Or explode, or get hijacked...and I can fly it.=) Edited May 14, 2012 by Space: Ocean of Awe Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad
PutYaGunsOn Posted May 14, 2012 Posted May 14, 2012 You get a private jet that you can fly for like 2 seconds before imploding.I wish I was a Toa of the Green. Quote ---------------------------------------------------Links to fun stuff--------------------------------------------------- A story I wrote in 2016, My sole BZPRPG character who has existed since 2016, but has done absolutely nothing, A fun little Cantonese earworm ft. Marina Sirtis, Some real nostalgia from 2003 BZPower 僕は青空になる。。。 We are Primus. We are Prima. We are Prime Nova. We are Sentinel Prime. We are Optimus Prime.
Taka Nuvia Posted May 14, 2012 Posted May 14, 2012 (edited) Granted, but then the Toa of the Red comes and sets you on fire. =/I wish I were not as sarcastic all the time.Edit: fixed a grammar error. Edited May 14, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Axilus Prime Posted May 14, 2012 Posted May 14, 2012 Granted, now you are MORE sarcastic all the time.I wish Boss Tweed could get his technical difficulties worked out so he can help me. Quote
Taka Nuvia Posted May 14, 2012 Posted May 14, 2012 Granted, but his help is of less use than you hoped...I wish I could grant the next poster three wishes. ^^ Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Klak Posted May 14, 2012 Posted May 14, 2012 Thanks for the three wishes! Unfortunately, they are all corrupted.I wish those three wishes weren't corrupted! Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2
Taka Nuvia Posted May 14, 2012 Posted May 14, 2012 Granted, but now I feel mis-used as a wish fulfilling machine, so I decide to bring evil to the world. ^^I wish I were an evil Overlord! =D Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Vandenreich Posted May 14, 2012 Posted May 14, 2012 Granted you are an evil Overlord, but some self Righteous knight slays you, but since evil is way cooler the Knight is deemed tastless.I wish I was a man of judgment and taste. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB!
Taka Nuvia Posted May 14, 2012 Posted May 14, 2012 Granted, and everyone considers you to be a most tasteful fella. Except for that one person. He decides to murder you and take your place.I wish I were a magical knight in shiny white armour! =D Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021)
Vandenreich Posted May 14, 2012 Posted May 14, 2012 (edited) Granted. But you are now living in the hood and some kid throws some eggs and toilet paper at you.I wish the world was a tasteful place. Edited May 14, 2012 by Deltus Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB!
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